|Purred: Mon Mar 4, '13 10:47am PST |
| Well, I do not know who Mommi thinks she is, but---I'll be derned if I have not been BLAMED for supposedly starting THE BIG FIGHT that occurred just last evening between me and Barney Joe Thunderbear the Big Tattle-Tale! I didn't start it, I was innocently minding MY OWN BUSINESS in the living room gazing out the front curtains and Barney Joe leapt on me! Honestly! SO, the fight was on, fur a- flyin' and screeching and all manner of carrying on, and Mommi and Auntie Ro came rushing in and stopped us and right away Mommi says, "Freddy Mercury, you are a bad cat! Shame on you!" She went ON and on about what a insigator I am er somethin', and therefore I shall be banished to the small bathroom, with provisions, OVER-NIGHT!!! Well, Barney Joe Thunderbear the Cabbage-Face got a SCRATCH on his precious nose! Was he incarcerated? No-o-o-...heck, I'm surprised they didn't stick me in the garage with Maynard the Pee-er!! *hmph* hmphhmph!!! Now that I am no longer incarcerated, I am extra careful NOT to go near Barneby Jones the Perfect. Just you wait. We'll just see about all this.
Freddy Mercury Thunderbear the Innocent
PS: No wonder I have the motto I have. See? Unfair!
PSS: AHA! I know what it is! I am the family scape-cat!
Edited by author Mon Mar 4, '13 10:52am PST
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