Humor6 Reasons Why Cats Are Totally Badass

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Back To Being a Bad Boy Basenji

Talk of the- Town!

Purred: Thu Jan 31, '13 8:32am PST


	Last night I nabbed my dad's chicken off his plate! You see Mom went to my food bin to feed me and realized that it was covered with ANTS! So while mom and dad were freaking out about my dog food having ants in it, I was in the living room stealing dad's unattended chicken dinner off his plate. They didn't realize what I had done so Mom served me up a new bowl of JUST WET FOOD (I get this delicious Pulled Beef food with gravy and it's yummy) . After she was done feeding me she went into the living room and found dad's fork on the floor and his plate emptied and that's when she realized that I had swiped his chicken off his plate. Ooooh it was worth it! I got the double whammy of delight last night. I hope Dad doesn't hold it against me cuz I'm all out of kibble.

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Live, love and- play

Purred: Thu Jan 31, '13 4:07pm PST


	That's My Tee!!!! We don't like ant though..they're a real pest...but I guess it's better them in the pantry than opossums!

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Talk of the- Town!

Purred: Thu Jan 31, '13 10:03pm PST


	No kibble tonight. Dad forgot to get my food this morning. Sooooooo tonight dad gave me one chicken breast and a half a can of wet food! Mom got home late so missed my feeding! am I sensing a good thing here!??!!

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Redefining the- word edible.

Purred: Sun Feb 3, '13 5:35am PST


	Way to go Talker! You're not being a bad boy. You're being RESOURCEFUL. A B has to do what a B has to do...especially when he's hungry.

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Talk of the- Town!

Purred: Sun Feb 3, '13 6:22pm PST


	I'm milking it now. Dad realized that I can get thru the doggie door with my inner tube on and so I have to wear it all the time. So he feels bad and gave me chicken and eggs for breakfast!!! I'm working this!!

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I dream of- peanut butter...

Purred: Sun Feb 10, '13 2:52pm PST


	That's right, Tee! A good B is a boring B! I'm too depressed by all the snow to be a bad B. So I guess I'm boring.

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Talk of the- Town!

Purred: Sun Feb 10, '13 8:00pm PST


	Denny we saw your video and I'm thinking we need to get some major donations going to raise money to get you to Hawaii or Kalifornia.

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