 Purred: Sun May 3, '09 3:55pm PST |
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Yo Toulouse! I sure hope our hats don't fall off in the wind,when we arrive in a few moments at the City Limits of LouisLouisville. We're carrying the PURRecious cargo: the armada of meatballs! WOW Toulouse, look at all the big rigs all in a row - must be 18 big trucks with 18 wheels each. Good thing the meatballs are all tied down safely so they don't blow away in the wind and roll down the streets of LouisLouisville! GUIDO the Italian Kitty has been making his famous Kentucky Bourbon Meatballs all week - man what a site this is!!
Toulouse
Holy Catnip Yolo! This is quite a site! *looking into his catbinoculars*
I'm surprised we haven't been picked up on radar!! This is going to be quite a scent as we "march into Louieville* I love attention.... don't you?big laughbig laughbig laugh
Hey, do you hear sirens?????shock
Toulouse
Hey Yolo, take over the wheel! I'm going to crawl up on top of this rig and get a picture of this! When we go home.... no one will believe us when we tell them about these huge rigs and meatballs!!!
*T. crawls out of the rig and onto the top and very slowly pulls out his little pink camera and takes a few snapshots!!!*
Oh My, it's windier up here than I thought!eek
YOLO
Be careful up there Toulouse and watch yur pawty hat when we go under the highway overpass! Man oh man, look at the huge armada of the big rigs with 18 big wheels all carrying these meatballs into LouieLouieville.
Toulooooooouse! DUCK man the highway overpass is almost over ya!!! Yolo sees Toulouse hugging the huge meatball on the flat bed and Toulouse is licking the sauce!
YOLO
Oh WOWee! Look up in the sky Toulouse! There's helicaticopters every where above us - it's the TV news stashuns all filming the armada of the meatballs arriving in LouieLouiville. It's gonna be on every Kentucky news and mews stashun tonight - smile cuz we're a part of Derby history!! Holy Kentucky Guacamole!!!! Watch yur hat Toulouse
Toulouse
(((((YOLO))))) Thank goodness you told me about that overpass! Well what a way to go! This ital ia na sauce is to die for!laugh out loud Want me to bring a slice of meatball and sauce up to ya? Ya gotta taste this my friend!!!
Hey, are you still driving this truck?????shock
Toulouse
Did you say hellicopters and news stations?? *T looks down and sees that he is covered in spaghetti sauce and he's going to be seen worldwide like this??? How's my hat? Oh my>>> it's okay thank goodness.
Gotta crawl up there with you my friend! Hope I don't fall! Better slow down a bit too! How fast is this rig going??? Wheh! Almost lost my hat there!
*T starts waving at the hellicopters to get attention! *giggles*
Wilson J- Scooter
*Wilson looks out of the helicopter window as he heads from the airport to his estate. As they near Churchill Downs...Wilson sees what looks like a large caravan of big trucks heading up the highway. As they get nearer...Wilson sees a familiar face down below.
Hey is that Toulouse? he thinks to himself...waving at me from on top of that moving truck?? Then Wilson realizes that all those trucks are carrrying meatballs...and that is Toulouse waving wildly from the top of an enormous meatball...and covered with sauce from head to paw...except for his hat!
Wilson leans out of the copter and waves to Toulouse...and hopes that T knows who it is.
As Wilson heads on by the Armada of trucks...he sees that his nephew Yolo is driving.
Wilson makes the sign of the cross...says a little prayer...and looks skyward...and says, "ANGEL KITTIES...STAY CLOSE"
The helicopter heads off toward the estate and Wilson can't wait to get on the ground and head to the Kentucky Oaks Race. Ah...at last...my old Kentucky home!
Toulouse
Oh no!!!!! That hellicopter that just went over head was Wilson J. Scooter!!! Dear Angels up above, please tell me he didn't see me and "Oh my goodness..... I let Yolo drive this truck!
((YOLO)))) scooch down in the driver's seat til Uncle Wilson flies by! I'm in BIG trouble buddy! I'm covered with tomatoe sauce and I let a one year old drive a hug 18-wheeler!!! My life is suddenly flashing by my eyes!!!!
*T jumps up and crawls in the window and switches positions with Yolo*
Are you okay little one?????
YOLO
Yo Toulouse! When I saw Uncle Wilson up there in the chopper, I pulled my Kentucky Derby hat over my eyes so he wouldn't recognize me! Yiiiiikes - I'm happy the big rig didn't go off the road cuz I could barely see the lines in the road - after all, I'm so short too and the big rig steering wheel is jumbocat sized.
Toulouse! What happened to your face?? You're all sauced up!!
YOLO
PHEW! Close call Toulouse - we're on a meowster mission to get these huge trucks loaded with the Meatballs, SAFELY to the Derby gates. Guido says he has flown in his EyeTailYun Caribineri polizia dudes from Naples Italy and they'll circle the 21 trucks holding the meatballs, that way we meowsters can sleep safely tonight.
Chef Rooster
OMC. My brother Pharoah Loki and I left our home state of Texas and here we were driving along in our VW Bug, orange of course, and KA THUMP! Was that a blow out??? OMC! It was the biggest meatball we have ever seen! Loki fetches it inside and well I must take my Chef hat off to GUIDO. We had that meataball for a nice snack! Then KA THUMP! Another meatball! Hey you crazee cats! You are losing those tasty meat treats!
Loki and I have picked up a dozen meat balls! Dont worry, we have them safe in our bug and are on the way.
Loki, do you hear a helicopter? and sirens???
Toulouse
Hey Yolo! Are you okay buddy? Wheh! That was a close call! Holy Catnip, look at me!!! I'm a mess but I sure do smell good! I better clean up! Thank goodness my hat is okay! I think it has magical powers because it is in one piece after all I've been through.
Why dn't you get on the radio and check in with Chef Rooster. Want to make sure there aren't any problems with those meatballs getting out of control!! This is a tough job my friend.... but might cats will see the day! Right?way to go
Chef Rooster
Well we have arrived and have handed our meat balls off to some very serious looking dudes with cat'attude and a Guido accent. MOL.
Now my Mad cat brother and I will pitch our pyramid shaped tent by those trees near the main tent if you dont mind. I have some catquilla I brought along for my um, cooking, MOL..and after chasing giant meatballs down a busy highway I do think I need a shot or two. There is plenty if anycat wants to imbibe some real Texas T!
YOLO
Yo and Hello Chef Rooster! Toulouse and me are exhausticats (right T?) driving all day cross country to deliver the armada of Meatballs. Oh man, lookie! You brought yur family in the California Dreaming car- and you picked up all THESE meatballs that fell off our trucks? OH my gosh, don't tell Guido! He'll have an Italian hiss fit if he knows his homemade Kentucky Bourbon Balls got loose.
Feline fun to meet you Pharoah Loki - you sure living right with a built-in Chef. I can't have a Meowgarita cuz I'ma yungun but hey Toulouse - go fur it pal. You purrobably needed it when you were on top of that jumbo spicy speescy meat ball saving your life under the highway overpass.
Phew - so we got tents? Cool I love kitty camping |  |  | |  |
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