 Purred: Sun Nov 30, '08 7:03pm PST |
 | |  | | *pulls up in a rental UHAUL towing a Telstar 28 sailboat* DUDES!!! Anyone know how to sail?? We better get this mother in the water fast because this Uhaul is about three weeks overdue to be returned. Do you think I will be charged?
I just brought the boat in case we did ocean fishing, but if you want to do ice fishing we can keep it on the trailer and camp in it. Whatever. I stole it from a marina *points at shrinkwrap* It is all wrapped up for the winter so I don't think anycat will miss it. *slices shrinkwrap over the cabin with the Uhaul key*
*pokes some guys in the sides* Hee hee! It is nice to be out camping again.
Oh....Dudes. I guess I should tell you. Since I have been away from catster I started a new health routine. No Nip Booze, no junk catfood, no cheetohs, lots of excersize. I am on a really strict diet and I am doing yoga efurry day and also water aerobics *pulls purple flowered ladies swimsuit out of bag*. So You dudes can do whatever you want, but I _can't_ have any Nip Fizz on this trip *eye twitches*. 
*pulls out carrot sticks, puts an "Earthdance" cd into discman and starts doing Tai Chi*
*stops for a second to light patchouli insense*
Oh! Dudes! I brought these for you too! *eyes case of Nip Fizz in Morgan's pack and pulls out new age self help books*
I brought:
Feline Awakening
I Can Do It: A Cats Guide to Enlightenment
Healing your Life, You are No Longer A Stray
The Raw Foodist's Guide to Eating Like A Rabbit, Not Eating Rabbits
Kitty Chakras and Connecting With Your Human's Energy System
I Am Not My Human, A Pet's Guide to Dealing with Toxic Owners
Why Did This Happen To Me Again?
and
The Canine Gambling Addiction: What It Can Cost You *eyes dart to Morgan, then at the book, then at the Nip Fizz* |  |  | |  |
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