 Purred: Tue Sep 2, '08 4:41pm PST |
 | |  | | *comes skidding into the campground in the green Ford Taurus and hops out looking disheveled and stinky*
*opens trunk and pulls out small rug rolled up and drags it to the water's edge*
HEY DUDES!!! HOWS IT GOING???
*flips rug open and starts pushing huge fake tuna mounted on a board into the water*
Dudes, I brought a fish in case we didn't catch anything, but I see you guys had some luck already.
Figures, the one time I wasn't here. Sorry I am so late, my Mommy was sick as a d*g all weekend and I couldn't get out of the house.
How are you dudes?
*sniffs at armpit of dirty tee shirt*
UGH!! Dude! I need a bath!!
*doesn't do anything about the bath*
Oh!! Some tales? hmmmmm...lemme think.
Okay...okay...I got one.
This one time, in the 80's, me and my furiends used to like to do freestyle biking. We all had paper routes and we used empty pools and did gnarly moves and we all wore ripped jeans and bandanas and rode our bikes in the lumberyard. I was dating Lori Loughlin at the time (You know...the one who played Aunt Becky on Full House and more recently is on the new 90210). So anyways, this huge BMX bike race came to my town, but DUDE! the day of the qualifying races was the same day I was supposed to take my SAT's. My old lady's ears were steaming when she found out.
The organizer of the race was the president of Mongoose Bikes and he did efurrything he could to keep me out of the race. Thats how good I was dudes. I knew I needed to win this race (called Helltrack!) to get a sponsership deal so I could become famous. Cats from all over the planet were coming to Helltrack, dudes, and it seemed like efurry time I figured out a way to race, this dirtbag named Duke Best would change the rules and keep me out. So my Love Intrest, Lori Loughlin came up with the idea to go to our school dance and do a freestly bike routine in the middle of the dance floor.
Just as I was getting ready to give up my dream of racing Helltrack, Lori comes up with an idea.
*WHAT WAS THE IDEA FURMAN???* You ask?
We sell tee shirts that say "RAD" on them. I'm not sure how, but this somehow allowed me to enter Helltrack. Fast forward....fast forward...I race with some dude who was an Olympic Gymnast in the 80's and I win, everyone loves me, etc, etc....
Oh......wait.....Dudes, that wasn't me!!! It was the movie "RAD". Whoops.
Well, it was still cool as hell. MOL. Anyone else have a tale? I mean, it doesn't have to be real or anything MOL. |  |  | |  |
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