Speakink of outrageous....

  
Isaac - 1/18/1991 -- 5/5/2008

How do I look??
 
 
Purred: Mon Jul 14, '08 6:32pm PST 
So poor Miss USA fall on her touchas, jes? How embarrassink ez dat? Isaac feel so badly for de poor girl! Und den...here come de media nonsense und Isaac he see de pee-ture of her on her touchas, all ova de net (jes, ve get et at de bridge!). Isaac feel even worse for de poor ting den!

Und den, Isaac look closer at de pee-ture dat all ova de net, und feel even worse jet for dis poor girl! Vhy...she starvink to death!! Her arms skeee-nee like tooth-peeks! No vonder she fall on her touchas...de poor child veak as a new-born kee-ten!

Isaac have de cure for dat dough...Isaac tink Miss USA need to go live wit Isaac's Jewish grandma for a vile...she fix dat skinny real quick...dere no-ting skinny in grandma's house, cuz grandma's answer to everyting dat ails ju ez "eat, ju feel betta!"
MOL!!!

Rufus - In Loving- Memory 12/17

Sweet Angel
 
 
Purred: Tue Jul 22, '08 9:39pm PST 
I would have loved your grandma because I LOVED to eat!!!

Isaac - 1/18/1991 -- 5/5/2008

How do I look??
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 23, '08 7:37am PST 
Oh, she vould have helped ju out wit dat Rufus! Dere no skinny kitties en grandma's house! laugh out loud


Stanley - an angel

First eat, then- nap.
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 30, '08 2:06pm PST 
Oh I-zeek...Jour Jewish grandma sound veddy much like MY Jewish grandma! She geev dat poor girl some matzo puddink und hammentaschen, und zen ze poor girl could grow nice und fluffy like my mommy!

Isaac - 1/18/1991 -- 5/5/2008

How do I look??
 
 
Purred: Sun Aug 3, '08 12:03pm PST 
MOL Stanley!! After de staff leave grandma's house to live on her own, she lose 30 pounds!! laugh out loud

Stanley - an angel

First eat, then- nap.
 
 
Purred: Tue Aug 5, '08 1:03pm PST 
Oh I-zeek! Jour staff ess lucky! My Jewish grandma ees no longer livink, but my staff ees now married to zee Mexican who luff to cook, so my staff GAINED 30 pounds! But dat okay vith mee....more mommy to luff...no?

♥- Apache

Smile and the- world smiles- with you
 
 
Purred: Sat Aug 23, '08 5:58am PST 
Ve movink to jour houzes! Ve vant de hammentaschen, und de mexican coco-nut puddink! De human juz got coo-kies from de Argentina frum de bozz. Dey zo gut!