So I was wondering, what are some of the techniques you used to get your "human pets" to beckon to your will? Do you give them the big sad eyes or cute little "mew" to get what you want? Do you rub up against them as they watch TV or play at the computer? Perhaps you like to attack their newspaper or magazine because they should be paying attention to you instead of reading in the first place! Please share your ingenious tactics so that other may learn from them!
It is all attitude and the way you carry yourself. When you know your a god, the humans automatically do your bidding. All the techniques you mentioned are good too. They certainly work, but I find the best way is to just demand it! Carry your tail high, be proud of who you are! If you respect who you are, others will too, including the humans.
