I'm startin' me own thread on this here ship fer us all tah tell any manner of pirating tales errr tails that we can tell in a clean, catster like way!
So pull up a pail ah rum en start blabberin' yee dawgs!
Ha ha! Arrrrrr!!!
hmmm... Me thinks this here pirate group be requestin' fer keel haulin' er plank walkin' wit this here silence on tha seas! *sigh*
I'll just have tha drink more rum-nip en wait fer tha next ship ah pirates.