I'm gonna make the first thread entry for our message board! This one's real easy, just what is that favorite naughty thing that you want to do that humans don't let you?
Mine is that I'm always trying to shred this nice chair we have in the living room, it just feels so nice on the claws but then mom always ruins the fun and yells, "Dot!"
So, what sort of naughty stuff do the rest of you guys TRY and do?