Snubing the dogs...

  
Quagmire

Outta my way- asshole!
 
 
Purred: Sun May 7, '06 3:07pm PST 
So uh how are we going to put these dogs out of our way, I'm tired of being around their smell.

Guido "The- Thumb"

I'll make you an- offer you CAN'T- REFUSE!
 
 
Purred: Sun May 7, '06 3:25pm PST 
It's time for those mutts to swim with the fishes!

Loon, you distract them and The Digit will tie their toes together, then throw the ball toward the lake......
Rofl, that should take care of them for awhile...

Sasha

It is your job- to spoil me..
 
 
Purred: Wed Jul 23, '08 3:24pm PST 
I've only encountered a few of those mutts in my life, but I can tell 'ya - intimidation works wonders. Just put all your weight down in front of that dog and give 'im your best glare. Then after a bit, a nice low growl, while showing some teeth. Be sure to let Fido know that torture, nostril scratching and sudden acts of agression are not above you - and believe me, pretty soon they'll be backing away wondering what's with the crazy cat in front of them.. You'll still rule the roost, and the dumb drool machine will think twice before steppin' on your turf again..