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Little Man- Stone

Here Cames- Trouble
 
 
Purred: Thu Aug 23, '12 6:02am PST 
Oh that is funny Bailey. Just we don't like water.laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

LA SORELLA- BELLA

EV'RY HOME NEEDS- A RESCUE PUP
 
 
Purred: Thu Aug 23, '12 11:14am PST 
*teehee* chicken doggie

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Fri Aug 24, '12 3:05am PST 
I think even I am braver than that!shocklaugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud

You can't pass up a bargain like this


Sedona

It\'s Tough- Being A Spoiled- Puppy!
 
 
Purred: Fri Aug 24, '12 5:58am PST 
Bella and Bailey! BOL! big laughbig laughbig laugh

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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW DIS DOGGIE FEELS! BOL!
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Vern

Yo Vern!
 
 
Purred: Fri Aug 24, '12 6:26am PST 
big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh

Dose are great

Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Fri Aug 24, '12 11:31am PST 
Vern that is so funny! You could have used that one for your math joke on the final!big laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh

Sluggo (In- Loving- Memory)

One-a da Badnezz- Boyzz
 
 
Purred: Fri Aug 24, '12 11:57am PST 
laugh out loud big laugh laugh out loud big laugh laugh out loud big laugh

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Sat Aug 25, '12 3:01am PST 
A little Man Cave?

Little Man- Stone

Here Cames- Trouble
 
 
Purred: Sat Aug 25, '12 5:11am PST 
Rated: 8.96/10 | Votes: 54 | Views: 27,450 |Submitted: 8.25.08





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A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says:

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Sun Aug 26, '12 3:50am PST 
Good one Little Man Stone! big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh Love the joke!

Does anyone know why it is okay for cats and not dogs?

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