Dixieland's Funny Bone Comedy Club

  
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Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Fri Feb 1, '13 11:37pm PST 
Does this happen in your house?

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Sun Feb 3, '13 1:12am PST 
Those missing sock mates!!! The granddaughter decided to make a style statement by never matching her socks and that way she does not have to worry about that.

Cute always saved me when I was a puppy

Nina

Nina loves Sam
 
 
Purred: Sun Feb 3, '13 6:42am PST 
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Bailey, when Cody first came to us as a stray and the humans took him in, he loved eating the furless sister's flip flops so that last one reminds me of him, but Cody's not quite as cute as the pup in that picture.laugh out loud


Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Mon Feb 4, '13 2:02am PST 
Did you get this lucky during the game?

That was another awesome commercial

And

Found the guilty party!

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Tue Feb 5, '13 2:04am PST 
Daddy walked around yesterday mumbling "No more football" with a sad face! Mom just smiled!

Been there and know how he feels!

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Wed Feb 6, '13 2:08am PST 
Someone sent this to my furless sister since she is a teacher.

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU’RE A TEACHER? By Jeff Foxworthy

1.You get a secret thrill out of laminating things.

2.You can hear 25 voices behind you and know exactly which one belongs to the child out of line.

3.You walk into a store and hear the words, “It’s Ms./Mr. ____________ and know you have been spotted.

4.You have 25 people who accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.

5.You can eat a multi-course meal in under 25 minutes.

6.You’ve trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day, lunch and planning period.

7.You start saving other people’s trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.

8.You believe the Teacher’s Lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.

9.You want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off”.

10.You believe chocolate is a food group.

11.You can tell if it’s a full moon without ever looking outside.

12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, “Boy, the kids are sure mellow today.”

13.You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.

14.You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.

15.You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

16.You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.

17.You can’t pass the school supply aisle without getting at least 5 items!

18. You ask your friends to use their words and explain if the left hand turn he made was a “good choice” or “bad choice.”

19.You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils.

20. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.

21.You understand, instantaneously, why a child behaves in a certain way after meeting his/her parents.

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Thu Feb 7, '13 1:15am PST 
Don't you hate when they ask you those tough questions?

Who is a good boy or girl?

MISS DIXIE- MONROE

GIGGLERS WILL- RULE THE WORLD!
 
 
Purred: Thu Feb 7, '13 5:28am PST 
uhoh...momma used to have 2 siamese kitties...
one would sit on her chest and lick her eyel;ids with sandpaper tongue and the other would swat at her over momma's face! yikes!

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Fri Feb 8, '13 1:38am PST 
That was cute!

This might be a new vet!

Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Purred: Sat Feb 9, '13 12:46am PST 
Get ready to laugh!

Baby wakes up when favorite song comes on radio!

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