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Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Thu Mar 24, '11 4:34am PST


	Um...Computer probs. WE KEEP GETTING INFECTED WITH VIRUSES!!!!!! WHY DO PEOPLE JUST SIT OUT THEIR AND CONTAMINATE COMPUTERS? whywhywhy.... Edited by author Thu Mar 24, '11 4:39am PST

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Opie- T-bear--In- Loving- Memory

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Thu Mar 24, '11 5:15am PST


	don't worry.....RADIATION BEING DETECTED ALL OVER OUR COUNTRY. This is Opie Thunderbear, Reporter at Large and small. Hmmmm...I see "THURSDAY" has now become "Tursday". Can only be the work of Joe Thunderbear, trying to make my life miserable. Well, Mommi is over her flu and flu complications and boy has she lost weight! Had to donate two pairs of shorts to the Blind Thrift Store, among many clothes as Mommi trys to thin out her supply. Get this. Mommi has two closets, one entirely filled with black clothes. And five giant-sized tubs. And stuff on the back of her door, and behind the door there are clothes hanging. Mommi says, "In case there's a catastrophe or a natural disaster. I could grab what i want most to wear" This sounds like the ramblings of a....of a.....HOARDER! To which Mommi agrees. ALSO, she has clothes behind the bedroom door in a place dubbed "The Black Hole" In more important gnus (sorry Mommi), yesterday we saw online at the NBC website that the radiation has drifted across our contry and has been picked up on the east coast (note to Reeree and them: GET LEAD SUITS NOW! AND IODINE TABULETS!) But wait.. Now, we must fight hysteria and be reassured the radiation is miniscule. Mommi remembers, as well as other "baby-boomers" not being able to eat snow in her childhood as it had "fallout." In other gnus, Joe Thunderbear has become more spoiled. Yes, it's true. Now he insists Mommi bring him his food and places it on the foot of her bed, where Joe hung out during Mommi's long convalescence. (she was coughing out blood from her sinus drainage, and her nose would bleed and she had a fever etc! Now she has regained her strength and yes, she brings Joe his food and puts it where-ever he likes, unlike the other poor moggies who must leap up to the food table. OH! yesterday Ro got us a new used kitty park, those ones that are vretical and covered with carpet and everyone can go exploring now. Also, she changed our food to "9-Lives" which we all adore (except for me at the bridge, as I dine on manna from heaven.) Everyone LOVES the 9-lives. It is all we can afford right now. Lessee what else. Joe and Barney Jo (Barneby Jones as Mommi calls 'im) got flead yesterday. Boy has the price of flea meds has gone up! Mommi has ceased her indiscriminant make-up purchasing, as well as no ice cream bars. OR CLOTHES!! What else---it's been warm, but not too, and no need to run air conditioning. Also, Mommi and Ro fed a poor homeless new-mommy doglet (it was small) the other day. And NOW, we have a new kitty who is feral and comes up to eat...it is a boy flame point part Siamese with blue eyes, and right away Mommi started thinking genetically about breeding Sophie to him to see if chocolate-colored gene will come out. Not to worry, Mommi is through with breeding, as there's just too many cats and ferals to consider. I guess that's all for now--I beat Joe Thunderbear at his own game---now he can't post a report on his "Blab-Rag"!!! So, that's all for now, O. Thunderbear, Esq., M.D., and notary public. And PhD in Cat Sciences. Oh, and Lord of Furrey-on-sneezing....uh-oh! J. Thunderbear Edited by author Thu Mar 24, '11 5:22am PST

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REANAN

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Fri Mar 25, '11 2:42am PST


	Wow, Opie. That's quite the report, my friend. Daddy says he's not worried about the radiation coming across as it is miniscule in nature. He sometimes wonders what the world would be like if instead of all the industrial stuff the world would've chosen the agrarian route instead. Too late now though. And we are saddened at the passing of Elizabeth Taylor several days ago. She was indeed a great actress. On the lighter side, Daddy still grumbles as he hits his toes on everything possible around here. He swears that his feet actually become bigger in nature any moment they approach an object or a door facing. Well, that's about it for the moment so I'll close on this end. Until next time this is Reanan, your Dorothy Kilgallon of the East coast saying, remember to look both ways before crossing your toes.

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Opie- T-bear--In- Loving- Memory

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Fri Mar 25, '11 6:18am PST


	Your Daddy is right, about humans fluffing up the planet. And we were shocked to learn of Elizabeth Taylor's untimely passing. I mean SHOCKED. Mommy said now there will be an Elizabeth Taylor-sized hole in her world. Along with Bernie Mac's. No kidding, we are completely serious. She'll be up at the bridge for humans, I just know it! Last night Mommi and Ro watched the DVD of "Winter's Bone". Mommi said, "Whats the big deal? That's just life in the Ozarks as we know it". And she failed to be entertained. Heavenly daze, 2 yrs. ago there was a meth lab ACOSS OUR STREET!! The labs are all small and compacted and can be toted in one's truck. In our house we minded our own businesses, thankful no explosion. So, O.K. Angelas' trial for that man who hurt her, "Tree", will come up soon. She has 9 witnesses to this horrible incident, and rumours are being flown about that she is a "snitch." How is a neighbor calling 911 a "snitch". "Fast Jimmy" is all in a dither and threatening to kill her. This is all true, guys---Tree broke Angelas skull! In lighter news, speaking of feet, Mommi stepped on some kind of nail or tack on the dining room floor. It hurts. And is swollen. Um, well, that's the report. AND, hide your hands. (If you saw the movie yalls will understand) ewwwww Magnificently, Opie the journalist. And veterianarian, and aviator Edited by author Fri Mar 25, '11 6:28am PST

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REANAN

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Sat Mar 26, '11 1:47am PST


	When Elizabeth Taylors funeral was head the other day, the hearse was fifteen minutes late as she had stated that she wanted to be late for her own funeral. I think that's kinda' classy. Daddy is off Sunday and Monday and he says he will be doing the laundry on Sunday so he can have Monday to goof off and rest some.

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Opie- T-bear--In- Loving- Memory

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Sat Mar 26, '11 4:12am PST


	Good for your Daddy, days off are wonderful. Joe Thunderbear is now climbing on Mommi's bed and demanding his breakfast then! Mommi ignoes him for a couple hours and he falls into a snooze, which he cannot help. If he lays down, WHAM!, a long slumber occurs sudenly. As Mommi has oft said, "Let sleeping cats lie."

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ASHLEY

LIVING LIFE TO- THE EXTREME!!

Purred: Sun Mar 27, '11 1:52am PST


	That's the best advice lest we become "ankle biters and toe monsters."

Opie- T-bear--In- Loving- Memory

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Sun Mar 27, '11 4:46am PST


	Indeed. Mommi, who actually has more real illness than any other hyochondriac, went to the E.R. as she couldn't walk or bear weight on her left leg due to a hoffivi pain that has gotten worse over the past few days. The doctor proclaimed Mommi is having a flare-up of arthuritis in the left hip! Oh no, Mommi said, that is the last place she wanted th get arthritis. So the doctor gave Mommi a HUGE injection of a steroid, and by golly it's working! And will work for 4-6 weeks. He gave Mommi the shot right in her hip joint Mommi is to stay off her leg, which she doesn't do bedrest well at all, so she is going to try it again today. O.K. a mew word here--- Arthuritis (excrutiating noun) 1--To have 19-year-old granson here for anything but five minutes at a time. (but we sure love that little rascal, though, and we miss him....) 2--An inflammatory desicration of one's joint, be it human or kitties or elephants. OH NO we posted this on the wrong thread! Mommi will correct it tomorrow, when she and stand sittin in in office chair. hofifvi--an indescribable word pertaining to any sort of HUGE pain the sufferer may be experiencing. Actually the ;ast wprd os a typo and What w-e-i-r-d thing mommi would be thinking as she was typing for me. O. THunderbear - architect and word hunter. And, an MSW in Social Work. Edited by author Sun Mar 27, '11 5:04am PST

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Angel Pie- Joe in- Loving- Memory

HMPH!

Purred: Sun Mar 27, '11 5:10am PST


	Acually, it is spelled "hoffivi." And it's about time you included elephants!!!!

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REANAN

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Mon Mar 28, '11 2:11am PST


	Oh.....a shot right in the hip joint. Daddy's dad used to take shots for birsitus when Daddy was just a little kid. And Daddy of course had to endure those years of injections for his allergies; two every week and three in ragweed season. He got to hate those things after awhile.

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