I am being maligned!

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I fear nothing! - I eat- everything!

Purred: Thu Apr 29, '10 11:45am PST


	Yesterday I jumped up onto Meowmy's bureau. I must have startled her Victorian lamp because it jumped right off the bureau and landed on the floor, smashed into a zillion pieces. I did not do it on purpose. I didn't know it was such a nervous lamp that just my landing next to it would make it jump like that. Meowmy wasn't home at the time, but Grandma and her friend were there. They came into the room and saw me on the bureau and the lamp on the floor and they blamed me. They said I knocked it over and broke it. How would they know? They didn't even see it happen. I was indignant so I ran right out of the room, down the hall and onto the sunporch. I jumped up onto a table near the window and the lamp that was on that table jumped off! Meow! The lamps in our house are jumpy! At least this one didn't break. When Meowmy came home and went in her room, she asked Grandma what had happened to her lamp. Grandma said, "three guesses and the first two don't count." Then they both looked at me. She told Meowmy that I immediately ran to the porch and knocked over that lamp, too. Meowmy accused me of being on a wild lamp breaking rampage. I am not! The lamps did it themselves, but nobody believes me. Do any of you kitties have jumpy lamps in your houses?

I'm not fat - I'm fluffy!!

Purred: Thu Apr 29, '10 9:12pm PST


	Dont you hate those nervous household items? They just act like that to get us in trouble.

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Fri Apr 30, '10 1:29am PST


	You know...........we had a cow cookie jar that did the same thing. It was a nervous and sometimes very annoying addition to the decor of the household. One night my newly adopted sister, Ashley jumped up on the bakers rack to try and calm her down as she had a penchant for mooing when her battery was going. Well, anyways.........the vow would have nothing of this attempted befriendment by my sister and jumped to her overdue demise on the hardwood floor..............SPLAT. Daddy walked in and looked at Ashley, who was afraid that she was in some sort of trouble, but Daddy petted her and said a thank you as he swept the still mooing remains up and dumped it in the garbage pail. I ask you all....what good was it anyway? It didn't give any milk so what's the use of storing cookies in it?

Muffin

Chubby Jungle- Kitty

Purred: Fri Apr 30, '10 4:42am PST


	Autumn Amelia, thank you so much for posting! I love this story. As I told her, at my house we have jumpy popcorn makers, jumpy fridge magnets, jumpy pillow spray, jumpy pens and pencils...

I fear nothing! - I eat- everything!

Purred: Fri Apr 30, '10 12:15pm PST


	You know Reanan, Meowmy said something about wanting to get a new lamp that matched the room better anyway. These humans are so strange. I can't figure them out at all. First they are mad if they think you broke something, then they are happy that you broke it so they can get something better. Does anycat out there understand humans?

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Sat May 1, '10 2:14am PST


	Nah.........we don't really understand them, but we lone them anyways. And besides.....if your Mommy goes out and buys a new lamp, well then she's helping the economy to grow.....so all of you are really doing your part for the country. Daddy found a golf ball in the parking lot at work and brought it home for us. He told us it was a golf egg. We had a great time rolling it all over the hardwood floor in the dining room. A golf egg.........silly old Daddy.

Muffin

Chubby Jungle- Kitty

Purred: Sun May 2, '10 2:35pm PST


	Gotta love the cheap toys, Reanan! Dad has some of those golf egg things. Maybe I should give them a try. I say cheers to Autumn Amelia - she helped the economy AND her humans by choosing to redecorate!

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Mon May 3, '10 12:48am PST


	Exactly, Muffin. It's a win-win situation for everyone. And you know.........if you really wanna' keep your Daddy wondering just pull out one of his golf clubs and lay it on the floor beside the golf egg and smile up at him.

Muffin

Chubby Jungle- Kitty

Purred: Mon May 3, '10 7:31am PST


	There are golf clubs in the cedar closet I like in the basement...

Mine! Mine!- Mine!

Purred: Mon May 3, '10 12:17pm PST


	You purrgirls are so cute and funny Reanan, tell your Daddy that my Mama has a golf ball for us that we love to play with Girls, I have done some stuff let me tell you here and now. I have got in my Mama's closet and pulled every thing down off of the shelves Including some of her hanging clothes I have pawed an entire new carton of eggs onto the kitchen floor Now that was fun Mama did not think so She just left it all there so we Purrs got to eat the broken eggs There is a lamp in the living room that is so wobbly, I don't know how it stands I did have a little part in that