TUESDAY REPORT (^. .^)

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HMPH!

Purred: Tue Dec 1, '09 4:50am PST


	Joe Thunderbear here, reporter at large and small. Well, it is cold.: I have heard there are rumours of snow going around. I think we will just get rain though, but I don't know. Well, Mommi has started belly-dancing again. She used to in her twenties, and now has two tapes to go by. It is most unusual, and looks HARD! The tapes sculpt and tone the arms, abs, legs, thighs, and buns. In other news, I have been going about the house howling pitifully---I don't know why---Mommi says, "Joe?" and I stop in mid- howl. Mommi is wondering if Peaches, (whose name has somehow become Thunderbunny, or Bunny for short) is getting all heated up (), even though the breeder said the mating season will not start till March. Pshaw We have seen January kittens, February ones, and so forth. I think this is an old wives tale. Now---CHRISTMAS is COMING!. Mommi and Ro has said it will be spare this year...that's ok, we all have each other! Well, that's about all for now---Mommi goes off this morning to get a spinal injection....we also wonder how Daisy Mae's Mommie is doing with her back. Now, what is new in yous's neck of the woods? APJ Thunderbear, the Tuesday Tattle-Rag PS: Opie Thunderbear is a heavenly noodlehead PSS: hmph Edited by author Tue Dec 1, '09 4:52am PST

Speed Racer

Purred: Tue Dec 1, '09 5:38am PST


	It's cold and rainy here today. Maybe we'll get snow tomorrow. Mommie says she's retired now and that's why she spends all her time at home with us. I say she's always been tired and that's why she lays on the couch most of the day reading books. That's all we know. Purrs from S. Texas, Annie

Felix the Lap- Cat

Purred: Tue Dec 1, '09 4:15pm PST


	It's cold and rainy here in SE Texas, too. We returned home from our visit to Grandma's yesterday afternoon and are trying to get caught up with messages, etc. We had a very nice Thanksgiving. I celebrated my 10th birthday on Friday and got some new toys and yummy treats. Apparently I'm now officially an "old furt" but I don't feel (or act) like one!

HMPH!

Purred: Wed Dec 2, '09 1:57am PST


	Oh. NO! Thanksgiving was Opie's birthday and we forgot all about it! actually, he was born on a Thanksgiving so we've celebrated it every Thnaksgiving, no matter the date of November! The TBEARS and especially Mommi are mortified! Oh Opiekins, please forgive us......Here is a kiss for you from the Thunderbear clan of hillbilly cats: OH, dear.... Anonymousely, Joe Thunderbear.

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Wed Dec 2, '09 2:00am PST


	hmph I'll have you know we had a Birthday party over the bridge (anybody who was anybody was there!) I shall consider forgiving you, but a nice tuna cake would help.... Edited by author Wed Dec 2, '09 2:02am PST

The First True- Battlecat

Purred: Wed Dec 2, '09 2:05am PST


	Did I hear the distinct "WHANG" from a walnut rolling pin? Here is a gift for you Opiekins, but you had better open it now as the little critters are still alive.....

Lord Opie the- Elegant

Purred: Wed Dec 2, '09 2:12am PST


	Surely Violett would not give me a box of LIVE centipedes for my Birthday... Anyways, I think I am nine now, but Mommi (who is a dingfod at times) must look up my pedigree and be sure. Can yalls beLIEVE this? Mommi is getting addled in her old age. Why, when she took her grandson to be enrolled in high scool last Spring, she actually forgot his name! Edited by author Wed Dec 2, '09 2:14am PST

MRS- REANAN- SIMON

Purred: Wed Dec 2, '09 2:30am PST


	Oh, we are so sorry, Opie. A prezzie will be on the way shortly. As for our Tuesday report which is carrying over into Wednesday........gee, I'm confusing myself already. It's chilly here at the moment,31..........okay, make that cold. Rain today and 50's with gusty winds with snow showers in a couple of days. Our latest arrival, Ashley, Ash or Ashes........whichever you want to call her is fitting right in. We're still kinda' leary of her as she wants to play and thus never misses an opportunity to chase us. But she is no trouble at all and even took to usihg the litter box her first evening. And is seeking out new places to sleep as she ranges throughout the place; she's especially fond of the bathtub and exploring the kitchen sink. And we're not sure if it's possible for a kitty to reincarnate, but the resemblance and mannerisms to Zoey are almost overwhelming. She was meant to be here and Daddy was meant to save her. Well, enough of me sitting here watching Daddy scarf deviled ham sammies, we're gonna' drag him by the toe (Don't worry, they're partly numb so it won't hurt him any.) and get some brekkie outta' him. So this is Reanan, your Dorothy Kilgallen of the east coast signing off for now and reminding you.......make sure the raisins you're about to eat aren't flies.