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Dino

Bambino!

Purred: Sat Jun 13, '09 6:05am PST


	Hi Furiends! Today's Joke! Speeding Schoolteacher In the traffic court of a large Midwestern city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer for a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time. A wild gleam came into the judge's eyes. "You're a schoolteacher, eh?" he said. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. I've waited years to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not drive through red lights' 500 times!"

Baby- Girl

Purred: Sat Jun 13, '09 3:16pm PST

forever- Alvas- husband

Purred: Sat Jun 13, '09 3:33pm PST


	hey Dino!!! that was a good.no awsome joke!!! Awsome job Dino!!!!

Dino

Bambino!

Purred: Sun Jun 14, '09 7:53am PST


	Thanks, Miniboot! Today's Joke! Cosmetics Line Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five." "Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. "Hey, wait a minute!" Luke interrupted. "I haven't added them up yet."

Porky- Chop

Purred: Sun Jun 14, '09 11:25am PST

forever- Alvas- husband

Purred: Sun Jun 14, '09 5:07pm PST


	i like that joke Dino!!! good job with the jokes!!! : ))!

Dino

Bambino!

Purred: Mon Jun 15, '09 8:46am PST


	Hi Babs, Miniboot! Today's Joke! Annual Physical 70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?" George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done." "Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!" A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?" Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Dino

Bambino!

Purred: Tue Jun 16, '09 7:03am PST


	Hi Furiends! Today's Joke! Drinking And Driving Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar, up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!" "Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl. Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on his forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been drinkin'?" "No, sir," said Earl. "We're on the patch."