What's the Silliest/Craziest/Naughtiest Thing You've Done?

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Queen of the- Quilt

Purred: Thu May 7, '09 2:16pm PST


	I thought it might be fun to share our outrageous stories to give our moms and dads a good laugh or perhaps even time to commiserate! Post in this thread something that you do or have done that is silly, crazy or naughty... maybe all three! I'll be brave and make the first story post.

Queen of the- Quilt

Purred: Thu May 7, '09 2:28pm PST


	One day, Mommy spent a lot of time loving on and playing with Stevie Kepler, my tabby brother. After Mommy and Kepler had their kitty-mommy-pet-and-cuddle-a-thon, I got in bed with Mommy and began to rub my neck all over her to help her not to smell like stinky Kepler. I didn't feel that was affective, so I climbed on her abdomen, turned my backside to her head, and sprayed her in the hair. Mommy didn't know spayed females of my age would spray, but I showed her I can. To my disappointment, she showered immediately. Oh, well, at least the smell of soap isn't the smell of Kepler Snowflake A Momma's Girl

505542

Purred: Tue May 12, '09 1:16pm PST


	I am now all growed up, But when I was little I demanded attention from mom. I would climd up her leg as if it were a tree. The worse (for her) was when she was just out of the shower. I decided to climb a wet mom. She had punctures & scratch marks from her ankles to her shoulders faster than she could get me off. Bad Romeo....... Bad Bad Bad....

Principles ...- Values ...- Common Sense

Purred: Sun May 17, '09 6:20am PST


	I sit on the kitchen counter with my tail in the dish water

980069

Purred: Sun May 31, '09 6:43am PST


	One time my moms nephew brought a stray dog into the house. The poor little thing looked like it was so abused and neglected. It smelled so bad. Mom put it in the cage and took it to the vet for my nephew. Well much to our surprise, this little pup sat in a cage overnight in the middle of the livingroom. Mom was afraid to let it around us incase there was something wrong with it, she did not want us to get sick. Anyway the vet said the dog had fleas, a skin infection and a few other things but gave my mom medicine to help it. All is well and good. My moms sister took the little dog to her house, what she did not take was the fleas. My mom gave this little dog 3 baths but the fleas found their way into our rugs. When mom got rid of the rugs, the fleas found us. She tried to give me a flea bath and I got so scared that I clawed her nose. She could not get it out. So she held me so close as to not tear her nose off. Yep she won't give us baths anymore. Needless to say she learned to use frontline plus which got rid of all of them. So we are now flea free and mom is $600 short. What a mom won't go through to make her babies better.

Empurress from- the House of- Ebersocats

Purred: Sun Jun 21, '09 4:11pm PST


	I am kinda naughty Meowmie thinks. I have a habit of peeing outside da box. To mwe, it seems normal. I mean most cleaning liquids don't get rid of da smell and it seems like a good place to go. I am da only cat in da house dat goes in dat spot.

From street life- to sweet life!

Purred: Fri Aug 21, '09 4:56am PST


	MOL! Cheeky kitties! I'm pretty new in my family, but the naughtiest thing I do so far is get up on the counters and on top of the fridge to knock things off! My brofurs always tell on me! They don't go up there, 'cause we're not s'posed to!

From street life- to sweet life!

Purred: Fri Aug 21, '09 3:19pm PST


	Oh! Also, I go, "heff heff heff heff" at meal time! I practically hyperventilate when it's time to eat!

Empurress from- the House of- Ebersocats

Purred: Mon Sep 21, '09 11:35pm PST


	I haf done somefing else naughty. Meowmie trusted mwe to be outside wif her in our courtyard. I had been behaving. Den one day I thought I'd sneak unfur da fence to da storage area and go unfur our house. I was out all day! It was fun, but a little scary, too.