Purred: Wed May 14, '08 4:19pm PST |
 |  |  |  | Woooooeeeeeeee!!!
Who wants a TOUR of our new TOUR BUS??? Come on in!!! *waves everycat and dog in*
This is the drivers seat. I only knocked over a few fire hydrants on the way here, so I guess we don't need to get those special license things you need to drive this hunka burning fuel.
Over here behind the driver's seat is the leather couches, mini fridge, girlie posters, and the TV with video games. Don't tell my Rizzy about those posters.
Further on there is the potty, and if you notice, we have replaced the toilet with a litter box, and a piddle pad fur Morgan. Take not of the sign over the litter box, Dudes, "He Who Poops, Scoops". No leaving your lincoln logs fur the other dudes to scoop, BOUDIN. *points to Boo*
Back here are our bunks, three on each side. There are too many of us so we will have to double up. Who wants to be my bunkmate? *crosses paws that the farting, pantsless dude doesn't raise his paw*
Back here is the bestest part of all, dudes. BEHOLD!!!
*swings open narrow door to reveal custom made jacuzzi filled with minnows, and lots of recording equipment*
We can FISH while we RECORD!! DUDE!!!!
*holds out paw for Manly Fist Bumps*
Maybe we should all start bringing our stuff on board to get ready??
I think our first tour stop is in.....drumroll.....THE WHISKEY A GO GO in CALIFORNIA!!!!!!         |  |  |  |  |
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