THE CARE & TRAINING OF PETHUMANS

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BORN TO BE- ORANGE.

Purred: Sat Mar 29, '08 4:44pm PST


	I agree. Act out. Knock things over. Always be finicky, and stop liking a food just when they bring in 2-3 cases. HAHAHA

634600

Purred: Sat Mar 29, '08 4:53pm PST


	I just keep walking right over them if they're in bed and it's time to play. Ambushing their toes works pretty well, too. My stepsister will bat the male human on the face--no claws--and that'll get his attention soon enough!

Let's play some- laser pen!

Purred: Sat Mar 29, '08 6:31pm PST


	I meow loudly and don't stop and Clive sometimes adopts this technique but also sits next to mommy and mews while she sleeps.

Luka

High Paws to- YOU! =)

Purred: Sat Mar 29, '08 7:19pm PST


	MOL MOL MOL!!! my mama is pretty good catering to my every need. I do a bit of each of you described MOL. If she's on the computer too long I jump on the table and rub my head on the screen, which moves it MOL. Then if that isnt enough I lay right next to it!!! MOL All the hwile meowing. That worked for awhile, now I meow, jump on the table and walk to her insisting that she feed or play with me. I walk right into her lap that forces her to stop typing or whatever she's doing MOL. As for the food I wait as long as I can in the morning when mama sleeps late. The second she stirs I jump on the bed and lick her face, meowing ""GET UP MAMA FEED ME!!!" She gets up and I lead her LOL lead her into the kitchen to the fridge, meow her to open the door. I stick my head in there meow some more to let her know I wanna eat. If I dont like it, the food sits there all day!! I like 9 lives too. ONLY the Supper or Sliced dinner styles. My favorites vary week to week. But I always love sliced chicken n gravy dinner MOL I won the battle of "this is my pillow" She got me my own pillow on MY side of the bed. MOL She didn't like that I always took her pillow just as she was about to lay on it!!! MOL MOL MOL oh I could go on and on and on...rofMMTO

I AM The Top Cat- In Our Home!

Purred: Sat Mar 29, '08 8:07pm PST


	Excellent work, Luka! I finks we can all agree here that LOUD MEOWING is the ultimate weapon with the humans! And loud barking prolly works great too if mew are a doggy!

Big Bad Fluffy- Pants!

Purred: Sun Mar 30, '08 8:38am PST


	Wow Luca! You should teach a class on this! I think the meowing works furry well, as it is obvious that when we want, we can speak plain english. Mama tries to pretend that she does not understand me sometimes, but then I speak very plainly and clearly. It does not sound like english, but when it reaches her ears, she knows exactly what I want. And I have a new meow. A long, loud one in a low pitch that drives mama insane when I do it. She cannot possibly ignore me when I do it. I use it to demand to go outside at night.

BOOOF!

Purred: Sun Mar 30, '08 8:42am PST


	Nope. No amount boofing will get me what I want. I just get a "Be Quiet Enigma!" out of mama fur boofing. No, what works like magic is THE STARE. I stand perfectly still and apply THE STARE, so that even if mama is not looking at me, she can feel it. And if she looks at me, I start walking backwards with a lil wimper. If she looks away again, I walk forward again, and continue THE STARE. We have done this 5 times before when mama is extra lazy. But it always works.

I Was Born In A- Cemetery

Purred: Sun Mar 30, '08 5:24pm PST


	If anypawdy would like to hear an example of Enigma's boofing mew can bc he hash a video on hish page that is hilarious!! I highly recommend seeing it!