Why no'buddy complainin'

  
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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 3, '08 2:29pm PST 
Did the world become Kitty friendly all of a sudden???


Just cause of that silly dude in red & white, and that "up all night" sillyness that disturbed my precious sleep????

Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 3, '08 4:38pm PST 
You know what Horus? Yours is the best complain ever - no one is complaining and we know there are a lot of dissapointed cats out there who didn't get what they wanted for Christmas ... so let's have those complaints.

We'll get things started ... our pawrents gave my sisfur and me NOTHING - NADA for Christmas. They said we have so many toys that they had to put a bunch of them away in a basket - SO WHAT??? Perhaps the perfect toy is out there somewhere and we want it ... and they said we have three cat trees - yeah, but there isn't one in the kitchen, bathrooms, living room, dining room or dad's office!!!

And then they went into the "we spend a lot of money buying you the best food so you can remain healthy" .... have they ever thought that perhaps we'd be happy with an occasional mouse or lizard??

No Christmas presents ... and my birthday was January 1st and guess what?? I got more of the same - NOTHING, NADA!!!

They can give us all the excuses they want but we know they're just CHEAP - they got themselves presents, what about US????

I'm not purring, I'm hissing!

Maggie

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Stryper

Commodore- Stryper- Starfleet- Command
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 3, '08 10:51pm PST 
oh man what a drag! we feel bad now because since mom is jewish and dad is christian we get gifts basicallt all month long! but since we are all between the ages of 7 and 15 we don't get toys. we get catnip, beds, cat grass, new collars, coordinating leashes, and special treats.

no my compaint is mom is TOO CLEAN!!! she is always scrubbing, washing, vacuuming, putting stuff away... she says so we don't get critters in the apartment. we want critters, they're fun to chase! but nooooooooooo mom can't let us have any fun shes got to have clean! dad thinks she's a little nutty bout it but if he dont go along with it mom won't cook his food.


Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 4, '08 8:06am PST 
Ohhh, that's not just a complaint, that SAD. No presents from the Red guy???? Me and my stupid fursis got TUNA !!!!!! (also, treets and catnip). nothing big, but like you, we are already spoiled beyond mommy and daddy's budget !

And as for clean houses, that's wicked evil !!! how do you chase dust bunnies if there are no dust bunnies?


By the way, my mommy and daddy went to "the Butterfly Pavilion" (i know, cause daddy was showing off the pictures), and guess what? They didn't even bring me back a cricket to play with, much less a butterfly. My catness. What are they thinking !

Midnight Son

The Supreme- Grandmaster- Pukemeister
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 4, '08 10:29am PST 
Come to think of it I have a complaint about Christmas..I got gifts from my friends but my Mom and Pops did not exchange gifts so I got a bunch of mumbling about how much much my food costs and how I should be thankful I have food and a warm home to live in...I am but I also have needs....

If that was not enough on Cristmas day they got up and went to spend the day with the little human and my cousins that live with him and left me here all by myself....and they came home with grey cat fur on their clothes....

I will have more complaints as the month continues because I overheard Mom saying something about staying away overnight with the little human and his attached litter box that needs changed all the time....


thinkingthinking

Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 4, '08 11:00am PST 
Midnight Son... you have a minature human in your house?????


SCARY !!!

my mommy and daddy talk about it. and i dont know the details, but i know i do not want something like that in our house. it can't even clean itself. or feed itself. not for YEARS.

i was able to walk in a day or so. i was eating on my own within 2 months, and i used the litter box withing the same few months. but tehse miniature humans, it takes them 5 or 10 years to do all that. And they don't move away for 18 years !!!!

no no no. that is the worst complaining i've heard, poor kitty Midnight. you were enough of a baby for them !!!!

Midnight Son

The Supreme- Grandmaster- Pukemeister
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 4, '08 6:17pm PST 
Purrs Horus...

Fortunately for me the little human lives with my human sisfur and brofur in law about 45 minutes away with my 3 cousins and only comes to visit our house...He has to have this portable litter box attached to his butt all of the time and the humans are always giving him a brand new one..He does not seem to know how to cover and reuse it..and you know what else he does..He is allowed to play with my toys but if I get near his toys I am not allowed to even sniff them....Not fair at all...Good luck if you get a little human in your house..My cousins are trying to teach him how to properly play with fine felines....The last time he was here Mom held me and he touched my nose with his finger...They all thought it was cute...I did not since I Was not allowed to touch his nose with my paw....not fair...

Scottie

I'm a tabby- love!
 
 
Purred: Sat Jan 5, '08 7:57pm PST 
My mom bought me a sweater today and expected me to wear it! I couldn't squirm out of it so I plopped on the floor, refused to move, and cried! It fit, I was just trying to prove a point, that's all!

Just because Cammi likes to wear sweaters doesn't mean I do!!!

Mom says I will have to wear the sweater when we go for strolls because I refuse to wear my coat or stay covered in the blankies.

Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Sun Jan 6, '08 7:09am PST 
OMC, Scottie - she wants you to cover you bootiful stripes????? Oh, that's criminal - I think there might be some obscure law against that ... stripes are to be worn and displayed with pride every day of the year!!!

Can you grab that sweater when she's not looking and SHRED it to pieces?

Oh, Scottie ... be careful she doesn't take your picture wearing that sweater and put it on your page or something ... these hoomans are so bizarre.

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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!
 
 
Purred: Sun Jan 6, '08 8:49am PST 
OMC! Cats being stuffed into sweaters???!!!
What is next.... Water boarding????!!!!!
Call your congressman, Senator, call ASPCA!
Ya know, I was good all throughout the whole "fat guy in the red suit season" and then the humans start all this Happy New Year stuff, is this their idea of Happy New Year? Torturing us?
I'm gonna go hide under the bed , until the HappySweater season is over. Let me know when it's safe to come out.
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