|Purred: Tue Dec 18, '07 7:38am PST |
|Lord Opie the Innocent here.
Well. Boy, do I have news! Certain cats (not me, I assure you) went on a nightly spree of magnitudinous vandalism upon Christmas stuff!) I shall report these crimes, not mentioning any names. First crime: Violett the Battecat (the ring-leader, no doubt, as some of yalls may recal her vivid criminal past) actually CLUMB one ot the household Christmas trees! We have three--a small-ish one, a sorta medium one, and a tall-ish one. She of course chose the tall one and left branches and light sstrewn all about the floor! Don't even ask about the ornaments--they lay pitifully in thrillions of pieces below the tree. Joe Thunderbear told on her.
Second crime: Joe Thunderbear attacked TWO Christmas presents, tearing the paper to shreads and living mangles of ribbon all over the floor. Itty told on him.
Third crime: Itty Bitty (Martha Anne) got up on the counter (a huge no-no in itself) and tore into a pumpkin pie, leaving clumps of pie flung about and she even thrung pie crust on the floor!
China told on her.
Fourth crime: China Thunderbear grabbed a whole garland that was decorating the entryway and thoroughy played with it. No one needed to tell on her as her furr was full of bits of garland. (Violett sat over in the corner and smirked, however.)
Mommi arose at her usual ungodly hour at the crack of dawn and beheld the unholy carnage. Now, Mommi is usually good-natured (), and, interestingly, there were not cats to be found.
I will report news throuought the day as it develops.-----O. Thunderbear, Ace Reporter, the Daiy Tattle-rag
Edited by author Tue Dec 18, '07 5:51pm PST
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