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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 18, '07 12:52pm PST 
My human registered with the Christmas gift exchange and then just ASSUMED it wasall taken care of.....Then today she got to wondering .... Hmm. whats up and went to her group forum only to find out that she missed the deadline by a day! We were really looking forward to this and she really screwed up! Luckily another cat let her know about another exchange so she just joined that one, hopefully she dosn't screw that up too!
We are really miffed with her right now and we don't care if she was really busy, or out of town on business or not she should have checked her group messages! Humans... HMMMPH!
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Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 18, '07 3:43pm PST 
Charlita ... what are we going to do with our typists??? Our typist has gone picture crazy ... she has this program that allows her to manipulate pictures, crop, add things ... it's given her too much power!! To celebrate bird day, she's put feathers on our heads ... OMC, we look like bird-wannabe's!! My sister Aggie looks like a Macaw!!! We're embarrassed, mortified and plotting some type of revenge ... if we only had opposing thumbs we would put feathers on her head and post her picture all over the internet!

Proud to be a cat - not a bird,
Maggie
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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 18, '07 4:02pm PST 
Maggie, if she comes near you with a roasting, run like crazy!!!!!!!
Happy turkey day!eek Charlitaeek
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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 18, '07 4:04pm PST 
What I meant was roasting pan! my typist is really messed up !
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Ryan

I am the Ryan- King!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 18, '07 7:53pm PST 
Oh dear Maggie I think your mom has had a mental lapse!
You two are much too pretty kitties to need Photoshop! Your only solution is to hide so she can't get fresh photos to mess with you!
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Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Mon Nov 19, '07 7:07am PST 
Thank you, Ryan ... cats are perfect and do not need any enhancement - right? But try to tell that to our typist ... OMC, now she did a picture of my sisfur Aggie as the Conga Queen (it's on her page). She put a fruit basket on her head and a skirt that looks like a lampshade ... Aggie's hiding while she plans her revenge.

We overheard our male human asking our typist if she wanted to upgrade this evil photo manipulating program ... IS HE NUTS??? Now we have to plot against him also!!!

Our work's never done ... but there's always time for naps and snacks, we do know our priorities!!

Purrs,
Maggie

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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination		 
 
Purred: Mon Nov 19, '07 8:41am PST 
My two legged daddy bought himself a new toy that FLASHES LIGHT at me. I am sleeping, i hear mommy exclaim "oh, he's so cute", daddy says "oh, pictures!", and then they fLASH LIGHT AT ME.

what is thier obsession with flashing lights and making clicking noises with that tiny box thing with the round "lense" thing.

I don't get it, but i'm to the point now, if i see that toy come out, I TURN AWAY or run.

makes mommy sad. hehehehehe ! and that's find with me. she doesn't need to flash me any more.
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Reese

MOL - I'm a total- nip-head!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 25, '07 8:04pm PST 
Well, today, they took my brother Mr. Stoke's favorite table in the corner away and put it in the garage. Then they put up this stupid tree, and we're not even allowed to climb it or chew on it. Whatever! There is no reason I should get in trouble for chewing on that tree, even if it is kind of tough.
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Ryan

I am the Ryan- King!		 
 
Purred: Sun Nov 25, '07 8:37pm PST 
Wait a minute, they buy us something called a "cat tree" and we are supposed to climb and claw all over it, but then they bring a real tree into the house and holler at us for climbing and clawing at it?

Gah, humans just make no sense whatsoever!
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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Mon Nov 26, '07 6:53am PST 
Hey my human just bought one of those "human trees" too!
What's upwith that? They don't try to climb it, or scratch it, just sit there and look at it? Humans are totally weird!
They put it outside on the screened porch where I can't get to it, but perfectly within my view, like they want to torment me or something.
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