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Aggie

Conga- Queen
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 5:58pm PST 
My fellow felines ... I have a valid complaint - there aren't enough complaints being posted!! Oh I know there are lots of things to complain about ... example, I'm sure there aren't 'nuff complaints posted because our typists are lazy!!! That's a big complaint of mine! Everytime I want my typist to take dictation she starts with the "my hands hurt" ... " my eyes are tired" ... really, it all sounds like "blah, blah, blah" to me ... she's supposed to do my bidding, take dictation from me and type, giving life to my thoughts - that's what she was hired to do!!! Ooops ... I didn't hire her ... she adopted me!!! Who cares!!! I'm complaining about her laziness and the lack of complaints being posted!!!

Another complaint ... we, sisfur and I, chased a lizard into the house last night and had it frozen in place on Meowmy's soshi screen ... she saw us and called Dad to rescue the lizard ... then later she heard us scratching on a rug ... she came running to look - AGAIN - and saw the lizard's tail sticking out from under the rug ... she called dad, AGAIN, to get rid of the tail! She's been trying to get us to eat raw food for the longest time and we finally hunt and caputre our own raw food only to have her rescue it ... that lizard was fat and would have tasted yummy. I'm not happy, not at all - I'm a mighty huntress and my skills are not appreciated by my parents. What should I do????

Aggie - frustrated in Florida without a lizard to snack on! frown
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♥Stew- art♥

YOUR- AMERICAN- PLAYBOY
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 10:54pm PST 
I have sumpin to complain about.....Mom brought us home a water fountain ...right? Well, I want to know why she only brought one? She was muttering somethin' bout money not growing on trees.....what is money? shrug
I mean.....she always has lots of food for us, so she must be rich... right? There ARE only 7 of us....maybe she can get the water fountain to grow on trees.....??????shrug
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Aggie

Conga- Queen
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 6:47am PST 
Hi Stew-art!!

Meowmy got us a water fountain - we didn't go near it so she put it away!!! But Iknow about the money thing - our parents are telling us they have to go to work to buy us food, treats and toys - so what??? Do they expect us to feel guilty???? That's their responsibility - they duty - to attend to all our needs and to do it quietly without complaining.

You need to tell your Meowmy to put in a couple of extra hours of work so she can get at least one more water fountain - HELLO - there are seven of you, for cat's sake - you need more drinking fountains PRONTO!!!

By the way - thanks for the complaint!!!

Love,
Aggie
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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination		 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 7:16am PST 
Hi Stew-at.

My mommy and daddy whine (talk about complainers) cause when they go out and buy me new lovely plastic sacks from teh pet store, they keep taking me from teh sack and trying to show me what was IN the sack.


What do i care about what was IN the sack. some stupid stuffed mouse? a ball with a bell? a shiny new collar? I want the SACK. that's what they spent all that "money" stuff on, right? SACKS!
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Matt

Large and in- charge ...		 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 9:07am PST 
Horus, I think what they are trying to do is show you that they can provide for you. Big deal! They are showing off their hunting prowess but all of us know that most bipeds are crummy hunters! Some accomplishment going to the pet store and taking stuff off racks. WE felines are capable of getting our own stuff without the assistance of a rack ... silly humans! And we require no weapons other than those we already carry!

When Scottie got a new kitty perch for his birthday, we were more interested in the box than the kitty tree. Grandma let us keep the box for about 2 weeks, then put it in the recycle bin. Come on, what's so wrong about leaving a big box in the living room? We live here too, and we should have a say in decorating! cheer
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♥Stew- art♥

YOUR- AMERICAN- PLAYBOY
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 9:54pm PST 
WE LOVE BOXES HORUS....YOWLS! One time Mommie taped it all up closed and then cut a door with round little "windows" all around it. We played and played in that for weeks. The weirdest thing tho? That red dot that my Mom controls? Goes inside the box and when we ran inside it .........IT WAS GONE!!!shrug
Then those big ol' goofs Eddy and Timmy started laying on top of it and bent the box in....the next morning it was gone...shrugshrug
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♥Eddy- ♥

It will ALWAYS- be George\'s- fault!
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 9:55pm PST 
Who you callin a GOOF Stewart??? You are My complaintway to go
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♥Timm- y♥

I DO NO- WRONG!-
 
 
Purred: Fri Oct 26, '07 9:57pm PST 
Ya Stewie.....can we help it if we aren't svelte like YOU ARE??? What you just said is My complaint too.silenced
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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination		 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 27, '07 10:40am PST 
Hehe to that stupid red dot. my sister is such a lame brain she doesn't get that mommy controls it. she runs all over, around in circles, up the bed, down the bed up the bed down the bed round in circles and in more circles.

i sware my stupid sister looks like such a DOG. What cat chases herself into circles?????

Now, when mommy or daddy gets out the magical bird dancer, boy is THAT fun !

AND after SHE gets out teh bird toy, my mommy has the gal to yell at me when i tell my sister not to play with it right now, cuaes it's MINE.
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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Sat Oct 27, '07 3:36pm PST 
Iv'e got a major complaint!
My humans have a whole slew of peacock feathers that they only let me play with when they feel like it. All the rest of the time they are stuck way up high behind a picture on the wall where no matter how hard I try, If these are supposed to be MY toys shouldn't I be able to have them any time I want them?
My complaint is that I should be the one that determines when play time starts and ends, not the humans! And playtime for me and the peacock feathers is ALL THE TIME!
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