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Ryan

I am the Ryan- King!		 
 
Purred: Sun Oct 21, '07 12:47am PST 
Here's a nice place to complain about the strange things they do ... 'cause they all do strange things! cheer

I'll start ...

My mom is weird. For some reason she's been all melancholy lately ... maybe the season change and less sunlight, or she's just nuts.

Whenever she reads about a sick kitty, or even worse, a Bridge kitty of any kind (whether it's an older kitty or a younger one, doesn't matter. Thinking about Anna mades her super-sad!), she gets very very downand goes looking for one of us to hug on. Scottie says she still misses Elliott and that's been over 7 months, too! cry

Earlier tonight she read some sort of e-mail from Catster that made her all sad, and she went looking for someone to squeeze. I got caught! So what happens to me? She cradles me in her arms like a baby—and I am NOT a baby anymore, I am almost 7 months old!—and starts telling me "the story of the Ryan King." Starting at the beginning back in 'da hood, to not knowing any love, to being at the pound where kitties don't leave, to going to the rescue, how she saw me on Petfinder, went to the rescue, took me out of my cage when I was floating around on post-nutering buphrenex, she cries, blah blah blah. thinking

Okay, it's not that I am not grateful. I just don't need to hear my story that often. And when I want to be petted and hugged on, I will come sit by you at your desk when you are working or jump on your bed at 3 a.m. and tell you it's time to pet and love on the Ryan King, okay??? Like right now!!! dancing
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Anna (- I.L.M.- 10~13~07)

In Loving Memory- 10~13~07		 
 
Purred: Mon Oct 22, '07 6:21pm PST 
Oh Ryan King, my mommy also knows the pain..and cries often over other babies lost and she of course cries over me. I know she misses me alot. I miss her too. My mommy does weird things like kiss her other kitty Sammy (my brother) and her doggies (yuk). Give mommy hugs from me...

~Anna...cloud 9
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Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Tue Oct 23, '07 4:27pm PST 
Hey, Ryan, my Meowmy is a fountain of tears all the time!!! She cries about everything she reads or hears that has to do with animals ... and she cries for my Yorkie brother, Ralphie, who's been at the Bridge for almost 29 months!! Perhaps this is what Meowmy's are supposed to do, but tell her to stop grabbing you guys when she cries - could she be using your fur to wipe her tears and nose with??? That's a thought!

Love - Maggie
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Cleo (The- Queen)

I am the Queen- of the house....
 
 
Purred: Wed Oct 24, '07 4:23am PST 
Our mommy has been down too-esp. because the weather change. I have been a GOOD kitty...last I even woke her up THREE times to make sure she was okay! But Mysty has been naughty-she run from mommy and doesn't want all the attention which makes mommy feel worse because when Mysty first came she was so loving, and now she isn't. Mommy says she still has too much kitten in her. Hopefully your mommy feels better soon!
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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination		 
 
Purred: Wed Oct 24, '07 8:45am PST 
Ryan king, i know your pain.

mommy has been needy since Dulci left us, cause dulci was the lappy one of the two of us.

now mommy wakes me up in my sleep for hugs. grrr...
and picks me up when she walks in.
and cradles me.
and pets me.
and WHATS A GUY TO DO.

but, like you, i love my mommy and will put up with it. as long as Dad isn't around to see me not be macho. smile
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Ryan

I am the Ryan- King!		 
 
Purred: Wed Oct 24, '07 9:57am PST 
Now it's turning into a game. If I'm sitting being a very cute boy, mom will ask "do you want to hear the story of the Ryan King?" she will bend over and pick me up. Unless I run. Then she gets me back by putting some kitten kibble in my bowl and I just fall for it every darn time! eek

I heard the story of the Ryan King twice yesterday... I think I need to MOL 'cause she can't help herself.

She's even picked up Scottie and told him the story of the closet (he was born in her closet, he's always been her kitty) but he likes the attention! MOL

Right now I'm getting my outside time with my bell collar on. Then it's Tiki Cat and nap time! kitty
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Charlita- Thunderpaws

I can run louder- than you!		 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 11:49am PST 
Oh Ryan, I think it its just a curse us kittys have to live with.
I mean we are just so wonderful how can the humans help themselves? Yes, humans are needy, sometimes we just have to endure the the hugs, as much as they musss up our furr(as long as they don't pick you up right after youv'e gotten every single hair that youv'e spent hours grooming into place!)
The next time your human picks you up and hugs you and tells you the Ryan King story just tell yourself how lucky you are to have a human who loves you so much, then ask for extra treats!
Purrs, Charlita
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Ryan

I am the Ryan- King!		 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 12:21pm PST 
Last night she made me listen to everyone's story and then asked me whose story was the best! MOL She's nuts! I was lying on the floor next to her bed, looking up at her, and she just started talking to me.

1. The story of Scottie, born in a closet, always had a home.
2. The story of Matt, born in a dumpster.
3. The story of Smudge (my non-Catster sisfur, 'cause she's so nasty mean to all of us), born in a swimming pool cover, moved to a patio deck with snakes and other reptiles, rolled out from under said patio deck half-dead, supposed to be dead, but still here.
4. The story of Mr. Des (another non-Catster, 'cause he's plain strange!), who doesn't have much of a story—stray kitten picked up in Morgan Hill, went to rescue, got adopted by being smart enough to purr when picked up, and then got strange (no more picking his big butt up, nothing but nervous purring. You should have seen what mom went through to give him worming medicine last week, she's got the scratches and bruises to prove it!).
5. The story of the Ryan King (not worth repeating again!).

Well, if I were making a movie, I do have to admit the story of the Ryan King is quite compelling. I believe Brad Pitt should play me, he can pull off black and white I think! Scottie can be played by George Clooney, I think he's make a fine tabby, and I need to think of a fat actor who can play Matt and pull off brown tabby.

Rather than discuss the film version of the story of "The Ryan King," the only thing I did after she finished all of the stories was blink and get up and ask for some kitten kibble.
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Horus

Wild Hunter -- in my- immagination		 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 1:26pm PST 
Can i ask why our parents (mostly our mommies) insist on picking us up when we are asleep?????

do they not understand the important dynamics of sleep? It's not to be casually disturbed or the world might end.
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Maggie

Tabby- 'Tude
 
 
Purred: Thu Oct 25, '07 5:37pm PST 
Horus, I think our Meowmy picks us up when we're asleep just to get even for all the times we wake her up at 3:30am ... or 4:40am ... or any time we find the need to purr in her ear and hog her pillow ... or walk on her to get to Dad ... or knead her arms so she'll get up and feed us ... WOW ... we do interrupt her sleep a lot!!! But that's no reason to get even with us, is it????

Here's a little poem I just wrote about sleep ....

We're cats ... we're CATS ... we're cats with a capital C!!!! No one should ever interrupt our sleep .... our ZZZZ's are important, you see ... we're not dogs with lower case d, who lose sleep to guard you and me ... it's their duty to lose their ZZZZ's, but not for a cat with a capital C!!!

That was a lot of work ... I think I'll curl up for my pre-sleep nap .... zzzz ... hugs, Maggie.
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