|Purred: Sun Jul 1, '07 3:18pm PST |
All Tabby Cats,
I apologize for the late posting of The Mission. However, it was beyond my control. I was napping on my favorite spot on my bed (the big humans like to call it their bed…what do they know?) and the next thing I know, my paws were tied up and I was thrown into the closet. Since I was sleeping when this occurred and my eyes were covered, I don't know who was responsible, but I have my suspicions….yeah, that didn't really happen, I just didn't realize it was "the day" the mission was due!! I am a slacker, I know. Having said all of that, I have been putting enormous thought into the strategy for the next mission…
To date, the Cheddars have been a contentious lot…we have all been suspicious that they are the masterminds behind many a diabolical plots to pervert our good intentions of tabby domination. However, when Pippin joined and brought Cheddar with him, I realized that the Cheddars may just be misunderstood. So, I went back out and found that there are now 27 Cheddars on Catster. Surely, they cannot all have been compromised…many of them are tabbies after all. Therefore, I am setting out the mission for this month. Go forth and recruit any and all Cheddars that can be found! There are Cheddars from many different American states, but also from abroad; in particular, Cheddar in Bangkok. He is cute, fluffy, orange and a tabby. I mean, how evil can he be? Perhaps, he didn't receive the previous invitation. Perhaps his typist was on holiday, maybe he didn't understand what the invitation meant…we just don't know. But, we will find out! Also, there is a Cheddar (GA)..I don't know what that means, and there are many Cheddar "Cheeses"…hmm, I know there is a profound reason for this, but cannot, as yet, figure out what it is.
The strategy: I believe that Cheddar in Bangkok is the ring-leader of all the Cheddars. Therefore, I believe that all of us should go and invite him to be our personal friend. THEN, if he accepts, invite him to be a member of the group. I believe a cat can only get one invitation to join at a time…although, I am not completely sure of this. But, I believe that this "method" may be the one that brings him back to our side. In the meantime, we need to begin sending invites to ALL of the tabby Cheddars on this site…if we get no takers, then we will understand what we are dealing with (Pippin's Cheddar being the exception, of course)…OK Tabbies..GO FORTH AND CONQUER…remember our mission is world domination through love and peace!
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