 Purred: Fri May 11, '07 5:50pm PST |
 | |  | | I am a gentle giant, although I know how to scientifically apply my weight to a slumbering human to get it out of bed and busy fixing me breakfast.
I am also completely unimpressed by it's antic behavior when it claims I'm being "naughty." The girl kitties of my harem scamper like mad whenever the ape claps his hands or shouts its crude monosyllables like "no" and "off." Not me. It can stand over me gibbering and gesticulating like a lunatic when I am engaged in such enjoyable pastimes as ripping through the trash bag, exploring the kitchen counters, and borrowing food from my harem and I don't mind in the least.
It's fun to be big enough to call the monkey's bluff. |  |  | |  |
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