Purred: Tue Jan 23, '07 12:58pm PST |
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It sure is nice to have mom around all the time so you can sit on her lap. It's so nice and soft and warm, plus mom likes to pet you and that feels nice too.
Unfortunately, while you are both sitting there 24/7, two unpleasant things come up. One is mom has to go to the bathroom, and well, she can't because you're sitting on her, so that gets a little smelly and gross. Not to mention that she is not going to work either, so that means significantly less tuna (or the food of your choice) in your bowl, and your tummy starts to growl. Bummer!
I wish for a beautiful Baccarat crystal candelabra...oh wait, I have one of those. Ummm. I wish for beautiful sheets designed by the fine folks at Waterford. Oooh, I have that too! And I have a handsome, kind and wonderful husband. What do I wish for.
OK, I wish for a big turkey and all the trimmings!!! |  |  |  |  |
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