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Corrupt a Kitty Wish

  
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Diamond,- Angel Kitty

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Purred: Tue Jan 9, '07 3:35pm PST 
Ready to play?

I wish for chicken.
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Stash

Momma says I am- the handsomest- boy ever!
 
 
Purred: Tue Jan 9, '07 4:16pm PST 
Your wish is granted.

Unfortunately, the chicken is alive, bigger than you, and NOT interested in rasslin'.

I wish for pools of sunshine to sleep in.
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Coffee

Swat first; ask- questions later.
 
 
Purred: Tue Jan 9, '07 5:16pm PST 
Your wish is granted!

Just as you are ready to plop down in a puddle of sunshine, a UFO descends to earth. It is so big it blocks the sun, absorbing all the sun's rays to recharge it's power source. The earth experiences darkness and cold of historic magnitude.

I wish I had a live catnip plant.
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Diamond,- Angel Kitty

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Purred: Tue Jan 9, '07 6:45pm PST 
Wish granted!

Your human brings home a wonderful fluffy catnip plant ripe for the nibbling. She sets it by the window where it can soak in sunlight and grow. A DEA agent spots it though binoculars and in a case of herbal mistaken identity, your pretty plant gets taken away as "evidence".

I wish for a warm fluffy blanket to nap upon.
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Tweak

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Purred: Wed Jan 10, '07 11:11am PST 
You wish is granted!

It's too bad you didn't notice that the warm, fluffy blanket was infested with fleas, which were most pleased to find a warm, fluffy kitty to jump on. And the worst of it is, you are allergic to flea bites.

I wish for neighbor cats to have play dates with at their house.
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Diamond,- Angel Kitty

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Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 7:37am PST 
Your wish is granted!

Your new neighbors have several fine felines and invite you over for a playdate. You stroll in amazed at all the toys. You marvel at the large dish of raw meat. You suddenly realize these are not house cats, but tigers. *gasp*

I wish to be brushed more often.


(hee hee MOL, we are twisted kitties!)
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Callie

I'm the- princess!
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 9:21am PST 
Your wish is granted.

Your human servant begins to brush you more often. Unfortunately, they are brushing you so often that all your beautiful fur falls out, and you are now bald.

I wish the windows were open year round, even in winter! (I live in Wisconsin)
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Chloé

Hello Kitty- Rocks!
 
 
Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 11:27am PST 
Your wish is granted.

But, along comes a huge cold front and it will last longer than winter ever could. You could get icicles on your whickers!!!!!!!!!

I wish to be able to go outside whenever I want!
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Princess- Pooter

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Purred: Thu Jan 11, '07 7:40pm PST 
Your Wish is Granted.

However, now that you can go outside, anytime you want to come back in the house, you must give the secret password. Your siblings refuse to tell you what it is and when your Mama tells you, she sounds like she is speaking some African tribal language and you can't understand her, much less repeat it.

I wish to be an only child.
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Tweak

Don't tell me I- can't do that!
 
 
Purred: Fri Jan 12, '07 5:23am PST 
Your wish is granted!

So, there you are, the only child, enjoying being able to go where ever you want, sleep where ever you want without any hassle of trying to move your siblings out of your way. It's all wonderful. Then, you want to play. You call for your siblings, only you don't have any. There is no one to chase with. And mommy and daddy are busy and can't chase you right now. Oh boy. You get bored. You look for something to do. You scratch on the sofa...you get yelled at and have to go into a kitty time out!!!

I wish for a big ol' pizza I can roll in and eat!!!
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