 Purred: Wed Dec 13, '06 10:04pm PST |
 | |  | | Thanks for the fascinating info, Dutchess!
Now, kitties, for years and years and years my Mommy has gone on and on and on to Grandpaw about how mean he is because he used to hunt. What did he hunt, you ask? Why, vishus deer of course! Mommy said that the vishus deer were innocent creatures who didn't deserve to die but he disagreed, saying there were far too many of them.
I guess I am relatively safe from vishus deer since Grandpaw has slightly reduced their numbers over the years, but he did something truly terrible. Three of the vishus deer he murdered are still in my house! And what's even worse is that it's only their HEADS! They watch me all the time. Dutchess, do they pose a serious threat? They have been there ever since before I was born and I am 13 now, but I still worry. Grandpaw has since stopped hunting too, so I guess the vishus deer in Georgia are multiplying too! I'm glad I get to go live with Mommy when she is away at college because she'd never dream of ruining my life by mounting vishus deer heads around the apartment.
The thing I just can't understand is that Mommy still says Grandpaw was a meanie for shooting those vishus deer! She refuses to eat anything containing vishus deer meat! What is wrong with her? Have they brainwashed her?
Oh and I did see a real live vishus deer two days ago. It was in the woods behind my house. Grandpaw said it was pretty (he doesn't hunt anymore and likes to watch vishus deer now) and Mommy agreed. I was paralyzed with fear until it wandered away. |  |  | |  |
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