 Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 8:21pm PST |
 | |  | | Mr. Echo,
I have some good news!
Those skeletons of vishus deer you see outside your house are NOT able to skewer and eat you! I'm not sure exactly what new breed of vishus deer they are, but we have some across our yard too. 3 to be exact on ourneighbors lawn.
I have a theory- Our neighbor has an outside cat. I think the human may have put the skeletal vishus deer out as a warning to all the LIVE vishus deer that we have become familiar with to frighten them off! Since these skeletal vishus deer have been outside, my mom and I have not seen ANY vishus deer on our property or around the neighborhood AT ALL!!!
My original theory was to put fake vishus deer antlers on my baby brother, Gordy, so I could disguise him. He's young and VERY juicy and a prime catch for the vishus deer. The antlers would lead them to believe that he was a vishus deer himself and leave him (us) alone and leave the property since there was no reason to hunt here anymore ( a territory thing). I believe this to be incorrect, now that I have observed the skeletal deer some more.
The vishus deer are afraid to become skeletal deer themselves and they stay away! Even our outdoor neighbor kitty sits near the skeletal vishus deer without any harm coming to him.
I WOULDN'T recommend trying this however- I still need to make many more observations and studies, but I think for the time being, you are safe, even outside in your moms arms. |  |  | |  |
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