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Ikaika
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| Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 4:59pm PST | |  |  |  |  | The deer in our neighborhood have become very bold ... one of the does comes up on our deck and she has even started to eat the CAT FOOD that our mom leaves out for the almost feral cats that live outside and under our house. I thought cat food would make deers sick, but apparently not. This is disturbing! |  |  |  |  |
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Pixie, Rest- in Peace
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| Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 5:53pm PST | |  |  |  |  | We have a qwestyun. Are RAINDEER vishus? We were hoping Santa's raindeer wuld bring us prezentz, but we are afrade they mite be related too reglar deers. Speshally the one with the RED noz, it mite be a lazer beem. |  |  |  |  |
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Rocky the- Gutter Cat
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| Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 6:30pm PST | |  |  |  |  | I think it's obveeyus that the red noze is the blud frum the tender joosy yung cats he's just eeten. Yes, that is brootul, but we're talkin abowt vishus deer, heer.
And remember, Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt makes GRATE Krissmiss gifts! |  |  |  |  |
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Dutchess
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| Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 8:21pm PST | |  |  |  |  | Mr. Echo,
I have some good news!
Those skeletons of vishus deer you see outside your house are NOT able to skewer and eat you! I'm not sure exactly what new breed of vishus deer they are, but we have some across our yard too. 3 to be exact on ourneighbors lawn.
I have a theory- Our neighbor has an outside cat. I think the human may have put the skeletal vishus deer out as a warning to all the LIVE vishus deer that we have become familiar with to frighten them off! Since these skeletal vishus deer have been outside, my mom and I have not seen ANY vishus deer on our property or around the neighborhood AT ALL!!!
My original theory was to put fake vishus deer antlers on my baby brother, Gordy, so I could disguise him. He's young and VERY juicy and a prime catch for the vishus deer. The antlers would lead them to believe that he was a vishus deer himself and leave him (us) alone and leave the property since there was no reason to hunt here anymore ( a territory thing). I believe this to be incorrect, now that I have observed the skeletal deer some more.
The vishus deer are afraid to become skeletal deer themselves and they stay away! Even our outdoor neighbor kitty sits near the skeletal vishus deer without any harm coming to him.
I WOULDN'T recommend trying this however- I still need to make many more observations and studies, but I think for the time being, you are safe, even outside in your moms arms. |  |  |  |  |
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Speedy
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| Purred: Sun Dec 10, '06 7:29am PST | |  |  |  |  | Thanks for doin dis danjerus werk, Duchess, and pleeze let us know if the skeleton vishus deer reely do keep the reel vishus deer away. Cuz if day do den I need to tell daddy to get sum of dem and put dem outside. Not dat we haf seen any in our yard, but dey are only a little ways away by da creek. Sorry bout lettin out da sekrit in-gree-dee-int in yoor form-u-la Rocky, but yoo let it slip first. And sides, I don't think any other poodins but yoo an Mao can get deer farts in a can! |  |  |  |  |
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Mr. Echo
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| Purred: Sun Dec 10, '06 9:36am PST | |  |  |  |  | Dutchess that is such a reeleef!
I have obsurved when it is lite out the lazur beems on the skellatins are gone and the head duzzent moove. Only when it is dark the beems are on and the head mooves. So I think you are on to sumptin.
And thank you for the advice on how to use the repellint. I don't want to stink or get hurt or be a tender yung joosy snack.
I hope to have an update on the mootant Vishus Deer in Oklahoma later becuz the Vishus Deer Killer is coming over today with Aunt Sissy and the cha wow wow dog. Those Vishus Deer have bad dee enn A. |  |  |  |  |
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Rocky the- Gutter Cat
 Time for a nap!
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| Purred: Sun Dec 10, '06 10:27am PST | |  |  |  |  | Violet, we've been werking nite and day (well, during the parts ware we're not nappin') to beef up produkshun after the industreeul aksident that reely set us bak. And the rain has kept sum of the skunks away. But we are hopeful we'll be abul to fulfill all owr Krissmiss orders! |  |  |  |  |
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Pippin
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| Purred: Sun Dec 10, '06 9:03pm PST | |  |  |  |  | oh my catness, i was dropping by to ask about those vishus deer skeletons. i went with mom to her friend's house today, and RIGHT BY HER DOOR there were THREE of them, all lit up and turning their heads to look at me! i was terrified and thought i might poop on mom's arm.
so i came home immediately to tell you guys, only to find out that mr. echo also had the same problem. thank goodness we've solved that one. |  |  |  |  |
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Hondo
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| Purred: Mon Dec 11, '06 10:16am PST | |  |  |  |  | OMC!! My girl Rue Rue has a pic of those vishus deer skeletons on her page too! And worse??? She's strollin in her cute stroller!! I don't think the vishus deer skeletons attacked her... OH those look scary!!! |  |  |  |  |
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