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Bambi

Little Woman
 
 
Purred: Wed Dec 6, '06 9:00pm PST
Ok Skeezix,
It's me Bambi and I hope you are not mad but I have come to defend the visus Deers. I am named after a Deer and they are actually my favorite animals besides us cats of course. Deers aren't visus and they won't eat you I promise. Deers are timid and shy and have big beautipuss eyes. When my human first got me she looked into my scared big eyes and immediately said, "this is Bambi".

Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 12:29pm PST
Aren't cartoon deers different from the live in the wild kind of Vishus Deer? Bambi in the picture box can't hurt me or blind my peeple with thare lazer beem eyes.

Next thing you'll be tellin' us is that there's no such thing as Santy Paws...

Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 2:57pm PST
OHMIGAWD! The vishus deer have branewashed Bambi!!!!

Shood we inisheeyate an intervenshun???


Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 2:59pm PST
Mr Echo, if yoo wunt to watch horror mooveys like "Bambi" on the pikchur box, yer welcome to do so. But many of us git nitemares if we watch thoze shows!

Skeezix

I'm- Skeezalicious!
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 3:02pm PST
Pixel Mae --- The thing abowt ranedeer is that they can FLY!!! Wich meens yoo have to look UP win yoo go owtside as well as looking in the bushes and all arownd yoo! Wich is why I'm an inside cat!

Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 4:18pm PST
Vishus Deer Alert, outside my house
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Thare is one of those raindeer kind of vishus deer outside my door, but it's reelly strange. It is much smaller than I thot it wood be. It only has a skellatin and has littel brite lites all over. It's head was mooving in my direkshun so I ran beecuz I thot it was the lazer eyes. And here is the wurst part. It was living in our ceeling in a box! Daddy took it outside and nailed its paws to the grownd.

Do you think I will be sayf if it is nailed to the grownd? I have my repellent, do I spraay it on my tender young joosy self?

Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs
 
 
Purred: Fri Dec 8, '06 7:54pm PST
Ugh, Mr Echo, if it's made with "skunk farts" , as Rocky aluded to I wouldn't be spayin it on yoorself. I think if the vishus deer is naled to the grownd yoo should be o.k.. Just to be safe STAY IN THE HOUSE.

Mr. Echo

Littelschitt
 
 
Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 9:23am PST
Skunk farts? Oooh icky. I don't think my peeple would like to cuddel me if I smellt of skunk farts. And they serrtenly wooden let me in the bed nest to sleep with them.

Mommy took me outside becuz she thot I mite like to see the lites and I was shaking with frite becuz the Vishus Deer was rite thare! What was she thinking? I tole her DON'T TAKE ME OUTSIDE EVUR AGAIN!

Speedy

Speedy-0 to 60- in .005 secs
 
 
Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 10:49am PST
Omigosh, Mr Echo, pleez keep an eye on yoor mom. It sounds like she may have been branewasheded by a vishus deer into almost feeding you to one of dem! It seems dat dem stoopid deer is doin dis, day gets our mommas and daddies in der lazer beem eyes and puts thots in der heds dat are NO GOOD. We must be ever vijilant and watch dat our bean pets do not go bad frum vishus deer brane washing.

Rocky the- Gutter Cat

Time for a nap!
 
 
Purred: Sat Dec 9, '06 12:57pm PST
Hey, Speedy, don't be tellin' the werld whut's in owr sekrit formulayshun!!!!

And Mr Echo, NEVER EVER spray it on yerself. Yoo cood git sent to the sausaje faktery.

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