 Purred: Wed Aug 9, '06 11:24am PST |
 | |  | | HRH Diamond, what a wonderful thread you have here! Allow me please to absolutely hiiiiiiiiisssssssssss my distaste, dislike, disgust, plain dis-everything for the absolute **beast** my Mommy unleashed upon Tess and myself nine months ago. No, no, not some mere crying wad of flesh such as we read Lilibet dealing with, but a member of that *other* species--ach!!!--I'm loath even to say the word. The beast's name is Noelle and she is the true bane of my existence. Until then, the world was my bane but now that world has distilled and concentrated itself into a black devil with four paws and a high, curving tail, who runs around most unbecomingly, actually jumps on people (such ill-breeding! such ill manners!), and disappears with Mommy for hours on end. And when Mommy returns from these mysterious trips, Mommy is dusty and dirty and very very tired. Mommy did teach the beast very early on (quite sternly, too, and with much persistence) to stop chasing Tess and me the way she had been, which basically was all the time and, quite alarmingly, as though she considered *us* some sort of tasty hors d'oeurves! [shudder] Now, while Tess and the beast have gotten along quite well from the beginning, I certainly know better and thus have no use whatsoever for her or any of her kind. I daresay, however, I remain proudest of all that no matter how much or how hard the beast has tried, I remain the true alpha in this house! MOLheheheMOL Oh, and please allow me to assure you, my new friends: my obvious, triumphant alphadom, more than anything else, simply wounds this beast! I have guided an arrow true and landed it directly through her spirit. Mommy and Tess, of course, keep telling me the beast just wants to be friends, as if I need a friend like this! Please! And so, the beast yet still keeps trying to nose closer to me, in this pursuit of friendship, and I continue swatting and hissing her away, until she does indeed turn tail and leave. Yes, my royal friends, I do beg your pardon and your patience here, please, in allowing me my bragging rights over my accomplishment. Nine months of this horrendous beast trying her utmost best, and yet still it is I, Aldo Pepper, whom some might consider or call "just another cat," who maintains alphahood over a 43-lb. pit bull mix!!!!! Edited by author Thu Aug 10, '06 9:39am PST
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