|Purred: Fri Sep 12, '08 7:51am PST |
|There's a thread in Forums that says cats are sitting at the door and begging to go out and I think that's where my mind was at last night. Izzie was pawing at the screen, scratching the floor and meowing. He hasn't been too bad since he knows Ernie's not out there anymore, but last night he was beside himself. He was also scratching at the mat by the door.
Ok, so I'm in my p.j.'s letting the dogs out at 11PM, standing at the door. All of the sudden, I feel something on my foot, look down and see THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SPIDER!!!!! ON MY FOOT!!!! (I never realized how dusty the ceiling fan was until I was perched up there! )
Totally unconcerned for his own safety and to save his hysterical meowmie, IZZIE POUNCED!!!
It was touch and go there for a few minutes, Iz fans. Izzie would touch the spider and it would go! The spider had Izzie! Izzie had the spider! They wrestled madly on the kitchen floor! The spider had Izzie pinned under the table! "Prepare to die, BratCat!" I heard it shriek.Suddenly, pulling his last ounce of strength from the last of his reserves of Fancy Feast Medleys at a dollar a can, Izzie threw off the mangy spider, wrapped his claws around it's nasty, disgusting throat and dispatched the horrific monster to that great cobweb in the sky!!! (Not Kaya).
"Oh, Izzie!" Meowmie sighed, 'You are my hero!! You are the bravest, bestest kitty EVER! You SAVED me!"
Izzie blew on his claws and shined them on his chest. "All in a day's work, ma'am. All in a day's work."
Meowmie went out the next day and bought a whole CASE of Fancy Feast medleys!
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