|Purred: Mon Sep 8, '08 9:26am PST |
|Now that there are five of us, we definitely are the dominant force in this "family." We've noticed that we all look more or less alike, but have decided that Meowmy is a freak. She walks on her back legs, doesn't have a tail, only has fur on certain areas of her body (and it tastes icky to groom the hair on her head, as Harvey will tell you), she speaks Cat with an accent, needs to take showers daily so that she doesn't smell dirty, she wears funny things in front of her eyes that she can't see without (we like to hide them while she's sleeping so that we can see how confused she gets when she wakes up), and she wears clothing over her furless body and shoes on her feet. (None of us would stoop so low as to wear clothing voluntarily; even Harvey's Liberace bib and tiara were forced on him against his will.) She also lacks claws, and as far as we know is incapable of climbing the cat tree or the curtains, not to mention jumping up on the top of the bookcase or refrigerator.
Also, even though we think she's probably old enough to get spayed, as far as we know, she hasn't been yet. We're wondering if we should call the Humane Society and find a place that will spay her for a reduced price (being cats, we're sorta short of cash), since there's a population explosion and we don't want her to contribute to it.
Anyway, we've finally figured out that we're cats and she's a HUMAN, but what we want to know is, what breed is she? Unfortunately, we have no photos of her to show as evidence...but does anyone have any ideas about what breed she might be???
She may be Human, but that doesn't necessarily mean that she isn't a dog.
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