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He's Back

December 15th 2010 7:05 pm
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Maurice is back. And he is getting HUGE!! I think he is gonna be bigger than those dogs. If only I could get him to stop bopping me on the head for no good reason. It is really annoying when you are trying to take a snooze and you get woken up with a big bop on the head. And of course he is being Mr. Hissy and I tried to hiss back - it didn't really work to well. I'm not an experienced hisser - does anycat have some advice for me? And I saw my momma working on getting the oldest girl's room all ready too so I think she and her dog Whitley will be home soon. Maybe that will give Maurice someone to play with because seems obsessed with him. She follows him around and stares at him and just loves him like crazy. Me and her have always gotten along pretty well, but she is obsessed with Maurice. I think he should try bopping her on the head instead of me - she'd probably like it!

Oh, and Finley is a DDP over on Dogster. Congrats!

 

Ring of Pee (a new song by Jezebel)

December 20th 2010 1:04 pm
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Piss is a stinky thing
And it makes a smelly ring
'Round the humans' bed
It'll make them wish they were dead

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

The smell of pee is strong
People say that it is wrong
I broke the rules and laws
And now mom's telling Santa Paws

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

I created a stinking ring of pee
I went spray, spray, spray
And the room smelled like me
And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee

And it stank, stank, stank
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
The ring of pee
And it stinks

 

Meowy Christmas!

December 24th 2010 4:23 pm
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Meowy Christmas to all my friends! I hope Santa Paws forgets about all the spraying and brings me some presents. Hmm, maybe this bad cat thing isn't such a good idea. Ok, who am I kidding, it is the BEST idea especially since I think Santa is a softie and will bring me, the Christmas Queen, presents anyways.

I've been having lots of fun. I've even been playing with Maurice. But shhh - keep that one secret. I don't want word to get out I actually like him. He is getting so HUGE - he is already much bigger than me. It seems like he gets bigger everyday, must be all the Fancy Feast he is munching on. But I'm still getting mine, so it is ok.

Have a purry meowy Christmas pals!

 

A Meowy Christmas

December 28th 2010 3:22 pm
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I had a very meowy Christmas. I guess all those rumors about a naughty list are wrong, because I got a new Christmas wand toy and two bags of kitty treats. So either Santa is forgiving, or completely out of the loop, but they are mine now. Hee hee! I'm still being naughty too - lotsa spraying. The humans are going to try switching me back to clay litter to see if that was what was causing it, but I have always been a sprayer so I don't know. And they did let that Maurice cat right in the middle of their bed to sleep, how did they expect me to react??

Right now I am sleeping on the ottoman and watching all the Christmas tree lights. Hope all you kitties had a meowy Christmas too!

 

I Try Being Good

January 8th 2011 10:09 pm
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I have been being a pretty stinky girl since Maurice has been here. But what do those people expect, that head-bopper is invading my space! So I sprayed the Christmas tree skirt. After Christmas, I love getting under the tree and sleeping. I saw Maurice looking at that tree, and I did not want him to get my spot. So I sprayed it. Then I didn't want to sleep there either and the humans were pretty upset at me.

So today was a good cat. I peed and pooped in my litter box! No poops outside the box for me today. For some reason, that Maurice had to climb in my box and cover up my poop. I guess he doesn't like the smell of Eau de Jezebel. This being good thing has its perks, the people seem much happier with me. I may have to give it a try for a while.

 

Glad I'm Inside, Even if Maurice is Here Too!

January 11th 2011 8:12 pm
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Because it is cold and snowy outside!! Brrrr. Very glad I have a nice warm home to live in - even if Maurice is here right now and I have to share it. He is getting so big. I'm having to eat extra, but there is still no way I can keep up. He hops around everywhere, on top of the fridge, on top of the TV - he is crazy. And he is already a lot bigger than me. And he wants to play so much. Mostly I just hiss him when he bothers me like that, but occasionally I'll want to play too. He is going back to his other home later this week, so then it'll be just me and Finley. At least she doesn't bop me on the head!

 

I Made My Family Disappear!

January 14th 2011 11:23 pm
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Just like that boy did in the Home Alone movies! The oldest girl and her dog Whitley had already disappeared a couple of weeks ago to go back to some place called Boston. Then the youngest girl and Maurice and my mom and her dog Finley disappeared. And today my dad disappeared. Everyone has disappeared! The mom and dad and Finley are supposed to be back tomorrow - or so they said. But what am I gonna do? I cannot figure out how to open a can of Fancy Feast myself. There is dry food out for me, but it is not Fancy Feast. Does any cat know how to open Fancy Feast?? I better get a whole lot of Fancy Feast when they come back!!

 

They're back!

January 16th 2011 7:12 pm
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And me getting my Fancy Feast continues! My humans, well at least two of them came back. So now it is just me and Finley the westie and two people. I'm glad my Fancy Feast suppliers are back, they also give me pets and I like that too. I did leave a stinky poo present for them on the floor, but no more sprayings. At least that they've found so far. I also barfed today - I think I've told them my feelings about everyone leaving. Glad my stomach is feeling better now. Hope every cat is enjoying the nice long weekend.

Thanks to my friend Snow and all the kitties over at the Pure White Kitty Club for giving me an honorary white star. Thanks so much, it was really nice of you! Purrs and headbonks for everyone!

 

No More Pooping on the Floor

January 19th 2011 9:41 pm
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I have stopped pooping on the floor right outside my cat box. Apparently, I don't like the smell of flower-scented Lysol and think that it does not make a good smell to poop on. So it is back in my box for me, which I think is making all the humans much happier.

It is kinda quiet around here without the girls and Whitley and Maurice. At least no one is bopping me on my head or climbing up high to jump on me with his surprise attacks. But I still have Finley to keep me company - earlier today we were both asleep on the couch and she got too close and put her butt right on me. Hey there little white dog, I am not a pillow!

 

He's Back!

January 23rd 2011 11:15 am
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Maurice is already back! I thought he was gonna be gone for a while, but the youngest girl had to come home to get stitches out and she brought him with her! Just when you think things are settling down . . . The humans say I sound like a leaky hose because of my hissing. That is better than some ways I could be leaking, I don't think I need to remind them of that! Maurice even pinned me down! But he was told he'd get the water squirter if he did that again. At least he isn't stealing my Fancy Feast. The youngest girl had to hold him while I was eating. She wanted me to eat a little faster because he was being really crazy, but I'll eat at whatever pace I want! Me and Maurice were actually sleeping pretty close together at one point - he is a lot better when he is asleep.

 
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