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My New Sleeping Spot

October 17th 2010 9:16 pm
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So I think I have mentioned how much I love my cat bed. It was a dog bed, but I stole it and it became my bed only. Well, I sprayed my bed and it may be stinky beyond repair. I am not really sure what that means, I was just making it smell more like Jezebel. And that's a good thing! Anyways, now I am sleeping on the ottomans a lot which is also really nice. I like when there is a fleece throw on the ottomans - I am a big fan of fleece.

I am still meowing for my food tons. I just wish I could get some better food service out of these people. When I want my food I want it now, I don't care if it is the seventh time I've been fed!


Let's All Go Sit in the Bathroom

October 23rd 2010 1:11 pm
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I had been having a pretty nice day - sleeping on the ottoman, meowing for food, being the Queen of All I See, you know the usual. The only not perfect thing had been that Finley the dog kept hopping up on the ottoman to get the humans to throw toys for her. I am not sure why she kept doing that, it makes no sense since she just kept bringing them back to her. But I don't expect her to make sense, she is a dog after all. Then these loud sirens started going off and everyone had to go get in the bathroom. We've had to do this before, something happens when those sirens go off that makes all the humans grab up us animals and sit in the bathroom or a closet. There was also this sound that sounded like a big train. I really didn't understand any of this sitting in the bathroom silliness, I wanted out, but I got told "you're not wasting one of you lives on a tornado, you are 17 and a half and you probably don't have that many to waste." So I guess this thing was a tornado, I don't know what that is. Probably some kind of human code for "let's go sit in the bathroom and not let Jezebel out to get more Fancy Feast." Anyways, in case you were wondering, the sirens stopped and everything ended up fine, so I have no idea what all that was about! Humans!!! Who can understand them???


Outside the Box

November 3rd 2010 3:32 pm
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For some reason, humans say that "thinking outside the box" is a good thing, but they do not feel the same way about pooping outside the box. I'm not really sure about that one - I don't know why they would even want to get in the box to think, after all, I don't even want to poop in there sometimes! I did a poop outside the box again today and my mom heard me scratching. She thought I was scratching the back door or something, but she saw me scratching the floor - like I was trying to cover up my poop! I never cover my poop up when it is in the box, so I don't know why I was trying to cover it up outside of the box. But it was kinda funny.

I think maybe I was thinking, and pooping, outside the box!


You Gotta be Bad to be Good

November 7th 2010 8:41 pm
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Sometimes you have to be a bad cat to be a good cat. I was being a real stinker earlier this week with all of my stinkin' outside the box, but after my momma told me I was a "bad cat" for that behavior, I have been doing my poops inside the litter box. And now I am getting told that I am a "good cat" just for doing my business where I should have. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have been told I was good for doing that if I hadn't been bad first. So kitties, if you want to be told you're good for your normal behavior, try being bad first! MOL MOL!!!



November 13th 2010 4:19 pm
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Yesterday these strange men invaded my kitty castle and went to the bathroom! I don't know what they were doing in there, or why they had to come use our bathroom. Don't they have their own? But I didn't like it at all - I do not like strangers so I went and head under the bed. They were in that bathroom a long time too. I guess they were having tummy problems. I don't know, but couldn't they take care of all that in their own bathroom? My mom got me out from under the bed and told me the plumbers were gone. I guess that's their names - Plumbers. Well, I think the Plumbers should use their own bathrooms, not ones in my queendom.

Today is my mom's birthday. Happy birthday to my momma!


They're coming!

November 22nd 2010 7:33 pm
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My girls are coming home tomorrow! I'm so happy - all those extra pets and extra people around to feed me my Fancy Feast. They are bringing home Whitley the dog and Maurice. I'm still not sure how I feel about Maurice, I heard he keeps getting bigger and bigger. I don't know about that one - I just hope he has learned not to bop me on my head when I'm sleeping. Anyways, I'm sure I'll have fun. But Maurice better not try to steal my food either. I don't want to have to hiss and lose my "meowing for food" voice.


MOLing at Maurice

November 24th 2010 3:33 pm
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Sometimes I feel a little sorry for Maurice. Those dogs are obsessed with him! They follow him, stare at him, it is just non-stop doggie attention. They pretty much leave me alone except for when we play - I guess I am old news. Anyways, they are obsessed with him and it is funny. I've just been sitting on my ottoman watching all of it. He still hisses some, but I gave up hissing at him when I realized I lose my meowin' for food voice. He is bigger than me too! I'm not sure how I feel about that one, but at least he hasn't been bopping me on the head.

And P.S. - I don't think Maurice is too smart. He passed up chicken liver which means I got ALL of it!! Hee hee!! He prefers to eat cellophane which he threw up. He can have that, I'll take the livers.


Happy Thanksgiving

November 25th 2010 11:20 am
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Happy Thanksgiving Catster pals. I have a lot to be thankful for this year.

1. Fancy Feast.
2. Extra pets and attention that I get when everyone is home.
3. That those dogs are obsessed with following Maurice around and not me.
4. Fancy Feast.
5. Those new ottomans that are the best to lay on.
6. The cat bed that used to be a dog bed.
7. That Maurice doesn't understand the deliciousness of chicken liver and prefers to eat cellophane.
8. Fancy Feast.
9. Sun spots.
10. Extra treats.
11. Fancy Feast.

Hopefully I'll have some turkey to be thankful for later too! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.


Christmas and My New Favorite Nap Spot

December 6th 2010 7:27 pm
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Every December I have a new favorite nap spot - right under the Christmas tree. A couple of days ago my momma was looking for me - she said "where's Jezebel" because I am usually on an ottoman, in the kitchen meowing for more Fancy Feast, or following her around. And there I was - curled up on the Christmas tree skirt. I think it is a pretty good spot - after all the people only put nice presents under the tree - and I am just as valuable and nice as a present! And I've been under there three nights in a row. It is my favorite spot - I guess I am just a Christmasy kitty.

One year I tried to climb the tree, which resulted in a tree crash and a few broken ornaments. But I think I learned my lesson (those indoor trees MOVE and are NOT stable) so I haven't done so again. But I do love napping under the tree.


Playing with the Pup

December 10th 2010 12:37 pm
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Last night I had lots of fun playing with Finley. She had come in from the cold wanting to play. And I wanted to play this time instead of giving her my usual "bug off crazy dog" look. I was chasing her all of the place and swatting her on her butt. Then we would run all over the place. I was having fun beating her up. And I definitely kicked her butt, that's what she gets for starting stuff with me!! MOL!!

Finley is Diary of the Day over on Dogster. I guess they let anyone win over there - MOL! But seriously, congrats Finn!

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