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Cat of the Week!

April 25th 2011 7:16 pm
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Wow! Thanks so much Catster! I'm really happy to get to be Cat of the Week. And I'm glad someone took my suggestion about a whole week devoted to all things ME, because my humans did not. Can you believe that the only one around now to help me celebrate is my dad? My whole family is getting ready to move the oldest girl back from law school, so it is just me and my dad here right now. Even the dog left. But I've still been getting in some celebrating my leaving some stinky Jezebel messes for him to clean up - hee hee!

Thanks so much for all the gifts!! Y'all are great friends!


Jezebel Week Continues . . .

May 1st 2011 8:59 am
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With a DDP today! I guess I am on someone at Catster's good list. But there is no one at home to help me celebrate with extra treats since my pawrents are gone helping move my oldest girl back home for the summer. Which means no extra treats today which stinks but it also means party at my house! I'm sure we can all figure out a way to knock over those treat bags and enjoy those yummies and have a big party! And don't worry about messes, that is what the carpet-cleaner is for (and it is gonna be getting some use tomorrow when the pawrents get home - HEE HEE!) But first I think I'm gonna celebrate with a nice nap in a sunspot to get enough energy to pawty the night away.


They're Back!

May 2nd 2011 7:44 pm
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My human servants, well 2 of them anyways are back. And boy did I tell them off for leaving me! I was meowing non-stop and my mom said it was the loudest she has ever heard me meow. And I am quite the meower, so that is a real compliment. I left some poopies around for them to clean. I don't know what else they expected, a queen kitty like me can't be expected to poop in a box that already has a poopie in it! That is just gross! Anyways, I told them off pretty good. They didn't bring Finley, the little white dog, back with them, but I heard she and Whitley, the other little white dog, and my oldest girl are all gonna be home soon. I'm pretty excited about the girl being home, not too sure about the dogs! Ok, secretly I actually like the dogs, but don't tell anyone ok. I even cuddle with them when no one is looking. But seriously y'all, keep this a secret, I can't have rumors like this getting back.

Now I'm gonna get back to my Fancy Feast which I am also very happy to see again!!


Happy Cinco de Mayo!

May 5th 2011 7:10 pm
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Wow - I'm a DDP again! Thanks Diary Gal! Well, now I am back with just hanging out with my daddy since my momma has left again to bring back the oldest girl and the dogs. And I am actually being a good kitty for him too and doing my business in the litter box and all. I'm happy to have him around - I get a lot of pets from him when it is just me and him and it's really nice. But I'm looking forward to everyone being back soon - the more humans around, the more Fancy Feast they can feed me! Hope every cat has a happy cinco de mayo!


Happy Girl!

May 10th 2011 10:28 pm
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I am one happy girl. My momma is back and she brought back the oldest girl with her. I really like that, I have been purring a whole lot. I'm so happy to see everyone, I'm being super-affectionate and sitting in their laps and stuff that I used to not like to do very much when I was younger. I've always liked sitting next to people, but I have been letting the humans hold me and pet me for a long time these last couple of days. I am so happy, I don't even mind that they brought the dogs back with them! MOL, I actually like those dogs. Plus, having them around makes it harder for the people to know if it was a Jez mess or a dog mess. And that's always a good thing!


He's Back!

May 19th 2011 10:59 pm
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And I'm not too happy about it. That Maurice guy is back here, at least for a couple of weeks. And he just walks around like he is the king of this whole place. I am the Queen Kitty around here. I just need to find a way to convince him of that. He keeps trying to play with me. What makes him think I would deign to play with him?? Especially when his idea of playing is jumping on me. So I tried some spraying today to tell him this is my place. And the humans get mad at me for it! They're the ones that brought him here. Ok, I might have done it even if he wasn't here, but still.


Happy Fifth Birthday Finley!!!

May 22nd 2011 12:22 am
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Today is my doggy buddy Finley's fifth birthday. She is a pretty good pal - I like snuggling with her some time. But Finley, no you cannot have my Fancy Feast today - I don't care if it is your birthday or not. But I'll make sure to eat plenty for you so you can get to lick out some of the cans!! Hee hee!!!

I have been having a pretty good time. I don't understand that Maurice though. He keeps getting in MY cat box because he wants to bury my business. It is MY box, if I want Jezzy scent wafting through the house, it is MY decision! He digs like he is diggin' to China or something - he is one crazy cat!


Soggy Bottom Girl

May 30th 2011 11:55 pm
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Well, since Maurice has been home, I have been doing a little bit more of claiming my territory than usual - and that claiming involved spraying some Eau de Jez all over the living room. I was really bold about doing it and even did it in front of the people a few times. Tonight was one of those times. I was spraying a blanket one the ground when my youngest girl yelled "Jez! Stop!" Then I heard "Bad Cat" and before I knew it I was being lifted up in the air. But I was still peeing and leaking some. My mom carried me to my litter box (which that stinker Maurice had used earlier - I don't care if it was cleaned, I know he was in there) but before she put me in she noticed the blanket wasn't the only thing covered in Eau de Jez, so was my rear-end. So into the tub I went to get hosed off. And I was very unhappy about that. So I was a soggy bottom girl tonight and the humans thought this was funny and kept calling me wet butt. It was NOT funny at all!!!!


Enjoying the Heat!

June 6th 2011 11:49 pm
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It has been pretty hot here, and I am enjoying it. I've been getting in the warmest room of the house, the sunroom, and sleeping on the couch out there. All this warmth just feels good. I even have a favorite spot out there that has a pretty big accumulation of Jez hair. Hee hee! Hey, at least it is a non-offensive way to mark things. That Maurice cat has gone back to Austin, at least for now. So all I have to put up with is the two dogs. At least they don't try to bury my business and use my box! Hope all you kitties have a nice warm sunspot to lie in!


I've Got A Hidey Hole!

June 14th 2011 10:29 pm
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And I am not letting not anyone know where it is! A couple times recently I have been off hiding. And the humans run around looking for me going "here kitty, kitty" and "Jezzy, come here" but I don't move at all. No meows, no nothings. I wait until the coast is clear and then I just randomly appear - today it was in the kitchen. The humans are thinking I might be hiding in the dining room which is currently packed with all my oldest girl's stuff since she has moved home for the summer while she studies for the bar exam. MOL - I'm not letting them know for sure! A girl needs her secrets!

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