return to top

Catzowey! I'm a Catster

Leftovers On FUReyeday After Turkey Feast Day

Who doesn't adoracat a turkey leftover the day after Thanksgiving! It's the Cat's Meow but nothing like having it furesh on Thursday. Absoluticatically we mighty meowsters should not catnap on Thanksgiving Day, but should purrfectly plan our day and manage to spend abundacat time UNDER the Thanksgiving table as it's inevitable that some human will drop tidbits of goodies - they say "ohhh it slipped off my fork" or the West Coast folks scream "oh my gosh my golly I think we just had an earthquake that jolted the food off the table"! Uh huh - oh sure! Great excuses for we meowsters who huddle under their ankles lying in wait for the tidbits to drop. PURRaise the lord these people are not neat and tidy!

So while you're PURRusing your dining situation for this Thanksgiving Day - a blessed event and a food-o-ganza fur sure, will you vote for my momma cat? Yep, my Baci who has tolerated me for 2 years and taught me my smitten kitten manners, is a finalist at 13 yrs of age - yep she's in the FUNNY FACE CATegory - so please toss her a pawsative vote - the Olde Orange Furt deserves it - I give her my GUIDO 4 Paws UP life achievement award!

VOTE FOR BACI AND HER FUNNY FACE for Best in Show!

Am I A Catzillionaire?

Absoluticatically I am a Catzillioniare! I didn't win the $ 1 million on Think Like A Cat, but nobody did and I'm rich in furiends which in my kitty catulations ads up to way way way more than $ 1 million in green stuff (besides I'm a cat and I don't have a bank account so what would I do with all that green money?). So, what's an Italian Kitty to do now? Catnap and play with my Catster pals! Woo hoo and you have all kept me going the past months with meowvalous words of supuurt and gifts galore, and my smitten kitten self cannot begin to say Mille Grazie (yep that's EyeTaleeyun) and thanks to your humans too fur letting ya be the best furiends an Italian kitty ever had!

I decked out on Saturday night and my best furiend Skeezix loaned me his tuxedo tie cuz my customized kitty couture tie got lost in customs en route from Italy cuz AliTALEyah airlines is on strike. Wanna see our pawty photos - here you go!
SKEEZIX AND GUIDO PAWTY BIG TIME!

The surprise of the evening was definicatically NOT the none pawsative end of the game show (what cat treks down a race track when disco lights are fluttering above and auto cameras zipping by on little tracks -isn't that more exciting than a can of meowmix!!?) . I was mewsmerized by it all.
My best show night surprise was sharing pasta ala catnip with Ted Rheingold, the Tom Cat of Catster and Big Dog of Dogster who joined me and my furiends for the celebration. And Tailer's Dad, Anders fresh off the plane from Sweden showed up too (without any Swedish herring to nosh on). We didn't exacticatically have a smorgasbord but we wined and dined on an abundacat Italian feast.


Ciao & Meow to my Fabucat Catster Pals!
GUIDO The Italian Kitty

START YOUR DAY THE GUIDO WAY!

Will You THINK LIKE A CAT on November 15th?

It's show time!

Are you wondering if I taught our game show host Chuck Woolery the art of fantasticat catitude? And if you want to see how 8 cool Catestants compete for a $1 million grand PURRize (meowstah - that's a lot of new litter!), curl up on a family member's lap with some vintage catnip and catomille tea and tune in to enjoy the Meow Mix Think Like A Cat show. I can let a little cat out of the bag: it was a fantasticat time and me and my paws went to Hollywood - kind of like California Dreamin' and I could be a Million Dollar Baby too! Catzowey!!!

The show PURRmiers Saturday November 15th at 9:30pm ET on the Game Show Network (GSN). So don't catnap and miss it - I need my Catster pals to pawsatively cheer me on!


Ciao & Meow,
GUIDO The Italian Kitty