Breed Unknown/Breed Unknown
July 17th 2008 2:22 pm
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OH! What kind of cruel joke! I knew the guards at this prison were crazy.... but they have pushed it too far!
In the wee hours of the morning I felt a horrific pain in my abdomen! I knew I was right about the first assumption I made about the mysterious poison serum. To cause me to explode! And I did! The result was three small KITTENS suddenly appeared before me! Kittens? KITTENS?
I know this was the guards doing!!! They know I HATE kittens! Oh, but I won't allow them to win! I will care for these kittens as if they were my own and train them! Yes! Train them! Into my own army! Ah... what a wonderful plan! Soon I will be free once I conquer this place!
I'm keeping the nit twits of my species away from them. I do not want any pollution into the new ones minds from those two idiots. They will be the first to go!
July 15th 2008 7:33 pm
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I know it's been a while since I have posted, but the confinement to my room with the nit twits has been strict. I hardly (if ever) have been able to make it to the computer to update.
I figured out what this "birth" is! Let me elaborate! My stomach is swelling bigger every day. At first I thought this was an attempt to have me explode. No, it's an attempt to keep me physically from escaping! Ah clever clever clever... I came to this realization when I did my routine leaping onto the window of the room I am confined in. I did my normal prep, leap, front paws, back paws, balance, and so on... But just the other day I made an attempt... As my front paws landed next to the window, my enormus stomach wouldn't reach and I lost my balance and fell. Ah ha! Of course! If I try to flee there will be no way in this cats green earth for me to jump to any advantage areas. Though the serum only works INSIDE THE HOUSE! If I... no... WHEN I flee and leave the prison the serum will be deactivated and I will be back to my normal figure! This is what "birth" is!!!!
It is dreadful though! Not only is my stomach swelling, but I am feverishly hungry! I hate sharing my very few morsels I get with the others of my species. They must be a mix of cat and pig!
I need to come up with a new plan to escape! I have realized that torturing the guards will not work! The wolf like creature just recently in his attempts shredding a bag of brown litter the guards refer to as "potting soil." He dragged it throughout the prison. The carpet even! AND rubbed it in! He shredded the mini guards in trainings noisy objects, papers, AND finished off a bag of the dry cereal that was meant to feed the nit twits and me! Blasted animal! I had to go the rest of the day without eating before the guard resupplied the cereal! I tried to resort to canablizim! Yes! I admit it! The smallest of my species head looks so delicious when you have a poison serum inside that tries to starve you to death while at the same time forces you to grow fat and lazy! But he just wouldn't keep still! AND stole my idea! He attempted to eat me! I suffered through my starvation.
As I was stating... I'm not quite so sure how the guards punished the mad dog... yet I did hear the guard tell him that she was going to skin him alive and turn him into a living room carpet!!!! LAUGHED ABOUT IT! She must be mad herself!!! If I resort to meanful ways to flee from the premises and don't succeed what will she turn me into? I can only imagine!!! A hand towel? A dish rag? AN OVEN MIT??!? I must plan a new strategy!
Maybe I will remain in my room and mislead her to believe I have no futher wishes to escape. Gain her trust. Yes... yesssss... I won't so much even try to flee when she comes in to give us our daily water and food. Then when she lets me out of my torture by allowing me to roam the prison again, when they are not looking... I will make a run for it! Then soon I will be rid of this awful stomach I have grown!
I better win her over soon though! I can feel the nit twits crazy ways rubbing off on me! I am losing my mind being confined with me! Yes! I now know that was the goal! To drive me into insanity with all the others!!
June 26th 2008 10:14 pm
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My days are limited on activity. I believe the main guard must have injected me with some sort of serum unoticed which caused my stomach to swell to an enormous size. I can no longer lay on my stomach or side but lay on my back I must! I wonder if the goal of the torture is for me to explode!
I have been confined to a solitary room. The guards have spoken amongst themselves that the reason for my confinement in this room is so I don't escape and give birth outside. I must find out what this "birth" is and how to use it to my advantage!!!
For the time being the nit twits of my species have been confined in my room to "keep my company." This "company" must be some sort of punishment to drive me into insanity with all the others!
Tomorrow I plan to poop on the floor, and while the guard proceeds to scrub the carpet I will make an attempt to splash the liquids she cleans with into her face! They're stench is just horrible! They must have some negative reaction to the eyes! Then I will try to flee while she is blind!
Oh! So looking forward to day 298!
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