Boo (koffeekat)


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Age: 6 Years   Sex: Male

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Nicknames:
Boo Boo, Boo Bear

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Birthday:
February 14th 2008

Arrival Story:
My story is straight out of Jerry Springer. I lived the first 6 1/2 weeks of my life as - gulp - a girl! A nice, but short sighted lady got me before I was ready to leave my mama. She was feeding me adult food and milk which was giving me a tummy ache. She named me Lily (oh, the horror!) She decided she couldn't keep me so she put me on CraigsList. I don't personally know Craig, but I guess he has some kind of list. Here's where my story gets lots better. My new human mama and her daughter saw my picture and came and rescued me. On our way to PetSmart my human mama looked at me laying on my back on my human girl's lap and noticed I had something girls shouldn't. Right then and there I became Boo! Now I get kitten food and water and no milk. My tummy ache is gone and these new humans love me so much! I love being their little boy.

Forums Motto:
Boo Bin Laden, Feline Terrorist

I've Been On Catster Since:
April 11th 2008 More than 6 years!

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Catster Id:
769313


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The Life and Times of Boo


Boo Brrrr!

November 28th 2010 7:40 pm
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They're trying to kill us. Seriously. Call 4-1-1...or some other numbers! You don't believe me? Just listen to this:

137 years ago (about 4 or 5 days in people time) the humans filled up a big bowl of food (not big enough) refilled the magic water bowl, (really! It's magic!) filled the poo box with lots of clean litter, took lots of soft boxes full of stuff to the big box on wheels and left! They just up and left Kitty and me here in the house. Alone.

We did lots of fighting and looking out the window and eating and drinking and fighting and eating (did I already say that?)and looking out the window some more. LOTS of white stuff fell out of the sky. Then.....it got cold in the house. And someone (I'm not naming names) ate the last of the cat food (burp). I was cold and hungry. I tried calling the ASPCA or Humane Society but I can't reach the phone, don't know how to talk and don't know the number.

So this afternoon the humans walked back in the house after wading through over a foot of snow (not my foot, a BIG foot) and said, "Brrrr! It's freezing in here!" Duh. They went to the little box on the wall in the hallway, put in two new tube looking thingies and the heat came on! Then they saw that our food bowl was empty. Mom said, "Oh, my poor babies! I'm so sorry! You're cold and hungry! I feel like a terrible mom!" (That's what I was thinking!)

Happy Thanksgiving? I don't think so. I may never speak to them again. EVER!

Hmm. I'm hungry. Mommmmm!

 

There Is A Sick Mama

October 28th 2010 8:05 pm
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I got to sleep on the humans' bed all day today with mom. It...was...AWESOME!

Well, it wasn't awesome for mom. Here's why:

(To the tune of 'There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly')

There is a sick mama
With goop in her eye.
I don't know why
There's goop in her eye.
Perhaps she'll die.

There is a sick mama
Who has a bad cough
It's wracking and hacking
and makes her feel rough.
She has a bad cough
and goop in her eye
I don't know why
There's goop in her eye.
Perhaps she'll die.

There is a sick mama
Who has a sore throat
That's itchy and scratchy
She sounds like a goat.
She has a sore throat
And that makes her cough.
She has a bad cough
And goop in her eye.
I don't know why
There's goop in her eye.
Perhaps she'll die.

There is a sick mama
Whose sinuses hurt
They pulse and they pound
And make her nose squirt (eww!)
Her sinuses hurt
And she has a sore throat
She has a sore throat
And that makes her cough
She has a bad cough
And goop in her eye.
I don't know why
There's goop in her eye.
Perhaps she'll die.

(Ok, last verse.)
There is a sick mama
Who got a migraine
That rocked her and shocked her
And gave her great pain.
She got a migraine
'Cuz her sinuses hurt
(Ok, everyone sing together now!)
Her sinuses hurt
And she has a sore throat
She has a sore throat
And that makes her cough
She has a bad cough
And goop in her eye.
I don't know why
There's goop in her eye.
I think she'll diiiiiiiiie!

(But I really hope not. I'm way too cute to be an orphan.)

KK's note: Migraine is gone but I do have a nasty cold that has been going around at work. Yippee.

 

Boo to Doody!

September 25th 2010 5:25 pm
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I don't know what's been going on around here, but I don't like it one bit! Everybody has been gone all the time.

Mom got something in the mail called a "some mums". She said she had Juicy Doody. That sounds bad. And painful. I had that when I was a baby kitten. I got it from milk. I didn't know you could get it from mums in the mail....

What? Oh.

She said it's called...Germy Doody. Just as bad, in my opinion.

What? *sigh*

Jury Doody? I bet she got it from the ice cream Dad bought for her. It was "Hog and Toss". That's German for "eat it all yourself then throw away the container". I'm pretty sure.

Human sis has had color guard practice every night. I think she finds a rainbow and guards it. With a flag. Wearing a leopard...leotard. While listening to music. Then she comes home and does hours of homework. *I'M* homework! Feeding me, petting me, playing with me and feeding me.

Dad is finally home again but ony pays attention to his laptop. (The electronic kind, not the adorable Maine Coon kind.)

I'm Little(?) Orphan Boo-Mannie.

 
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