My goodness!!

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BBBT IZ A DRAAAMA KWEEEN!!!

May 12th 2008 7:39 am
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Tewday Meowmie puttid me in da Kat Rume so BBBT cudd wandur abowt withowt encountering me .

Then latur she pikkt up La Bee Bee Bee Tee and opened da dore of my Kat Rume and Bee Bee Bee Tee started to go "AHHHWAAH WAAAAAAH!!" reeeel lowd!! So Meowmie sed "Iz she gonna PEWK in my armz??!!!AAAAGH"

So Meowmie puttid BBBT down and tride to keep me from running owta da Kat Rume, but I wuz wareing my Hyperspeed High Heels and I FLEW outta dat rume ..... and BBBT -- who had REELY been "AH WAAAH WAAAH"ing becuz she wantid to fite me -- FLED and I ran aftur hur and Meowmie sed "oh no!! Hur HARTY!!" and she ran aftur me -- and BBBT and I was a-growling and a-snarling and we wuz a-waving ower frunt pawz in the air at eech uthir, MOST mennasinglee ....

and then... My SILLEEE Meowmie startid to LAFF!!!!! becuz sum ladee started Caterwauling some Opera Mewzik, reel lowd, on da Radio Masheen wile me and La BBBT was a snarlin and a-shreekin at wun anudder!!!

Meowmie, YOO hav a warped senss of Hewmor!!!

Ennyway, Meowmie sed "I do not DARE to pikk up BBBT!!" I think we awl noe why.

So she WUZ abul to pikk me up withowt getting shreddid and she put me bakk in da Kat Rume and sed "Sorry Cee Cee -- I'll let yoo owt a little later on purrhaps!!"

And she kept hur wird! She finally puttid BBBT in hur bedrume and klowzed da dore -- and now I am sahayin' abowt da whole apartmint while Miss Larjius Lardbutt sleeps on Meowmie's plushy sleeping bag, behind klowzed dorez.

 

Oh Deer......

June 20th 2008 8:22 am
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Da bad nooz - My Livah Valewz ("ALT") wuz retested last Sattiday, and now they are 292 (instedd of 209, wich wuz hi to begin with)

Uh oh.

Pee Ess -- da gud nooz iz dat I ganed 11 Ownssiz -- I went from 5 pownds 9 ownssiz to 6 powndz 4 ownssiz.

To be Kontin-mewed.

 

MEOWMIE DID A STOOOOPID!!!!

June 20th 2008 8:25 am
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Meowmie was standing at da sink da uthir nite, and she wuz tiiired. She cuttid an Av-oh!-cah-doe in half and then used da pointy end of a sharp nyfe to get da seed owt.

Well..... yoo don't do dat, you reeelly reelly don't do dat, Meowmie!

Da nyfe slipped and da pit went flying backwirdz and da nyfe wentid into Meowmie's finger.

She thinks dat mebbe da Av-oh!-cah-doe pit bonked me on my liddle frowzy hedd on its way onto da floor, becuz she hurd a LOWD "KVETCH!" and she saw me RUNNIN' away from da Flyin Av-oh!-cah-doe Pit.

Dis wuz NOT funny at da time.

She took good cair of hur fingur an she iz Okie Dokie now.

She has awlso deesideid dat using a spoon to scoop owt da pit iz a much saifer thing to do.

An sinss I didnt have any GREEN on my frowzie liddle hedd, she figurd dat maybee dat Av-oh!-cah-doe pit didn't bonk me aftur all.

Like I doant hav enuff trubbullz awreddy? (And I inclewd BBBT in my list of Thingz to KVETCH Abowt!!!!)

 

I Made a STRAINJ Noyzz

July 17th 2008 7:04 am
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Da uthir nite I was playig with my pooofy tail. And I went around and around and around catchin mytail and lik likk likkin it and then spinnin arownd and tryin to catch it again.

And I wuz SO HAPPEE that I sang like dis: "Meh meh Mah mah Mah!!!"

Meowmie sed "Huh?"

(hee hee!!)

 

I Yam a LAADY in DHiss-Tress!!!

August 3rd 2008 7:06 am
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Oh my dearz!!

Sattiday wuz NOT a good day fur me!!

Meowmie nottissed dat I wuz hissy and hidey and sinss I do dat wunns in a wile (I WUZ an abandond haff-wild kitty libbing on da streets for a few yeerz, yoo know!!), she just gaiv me my spaiss.

Well, aftur I had been hiding for half a day and HISSSING wenn she pikkt me up, she lookt at me carefully, and EGADS!! Tan and green likwid wuz running from under my tail !!!

She lokkt me in da cat rume until she cudd get da Kat Prizon (carrier) reddy and then she realized dat da Kat Rume has LOTSA Hidey Plaissiz (heh heh) and she had to taik apart haffa da Kat Rume to find me! And I Raaan and hid in side da kovird littahbokks and HIssssed, so she knew sumpin wuz VERY wrong.

Well, I got grabbd and lokkt into da Kitty Boodwar Bafroom, and THAT iz ware Meowmie saw…..Lotsa Blud….under my tale.

It only took THREE tries to get me into da Kat Prizon. Meowmie kalled a Kab, and we got to da ‘Merjincy vetties soon —evin tho da Kab Drivur wuz a KREEEEEP, abd wuz trying to taik da LOOONG way there.

I got wisskd me into da Xamining Rume and Meowmie paced paced paced da floor and wated and wated… and then they called hur in and there I was, waring a Lizzy-Beethin Kollir and sitting kwie-etly in da Kat Prizon.

“She had a CYST under her tale and it popped and dat iz wy yoo saw da PUSSS and da blud!!!” sed da Vettie.

So I gottid summa my butt harez klipped and my -- ahem -- Aynalz eksspressed and I gottid kleened up and Meowmie and I went hoam. A freend droav us bakk.

Now Iyam LOKKT into my Boodwar and I kvetch. Iyam getting my foodies, AND a liddle bit of my FAVRIT Junk Foodies (haha sez Meowmie - I put her Aunty ByeOttix in a liddle bit of her junk foodies), and wenn I yam not trying to ESSKAIP frum dis Boodwar, I sit primly and kvetch.

Meowmie snugged an EKollar on me becuz I awreddy dun puttid my arm thru it and PANIKKED! So Iyam ONLY waring it wenn Meowmie iz HERE to soopervize me. Thankyew Meowmie

My butt has bluddy sores on it but I get a nice (ah) warm compress a coupla times eech day. And Moewmie haz promisst me we are going bakk to da Vetties in a cuppla weeks- oh wat FUN! (NOT!)

BBBT comez ovur to my gait and HISSSIZ at me. Da NURV!!

Oh..... I wish I had my nisse boyfrenn kitty heer with me to snuzzle and cuddle with me and nibbul my eerz…..(flutterz I-lashiz, sighs…..)

 

La Larjiuss Wun's Burfday!!!

October 6th 2008 7:31 am
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Well, my deers -- let's just say dat I ENDURED BBBT's Burfday Partay the uthir day -- I manetained my dignified ladylike composure --DESPITE all dat LOWD bakkgrownd noize ("Happy Burday BBBT", "Lets dannss until we puke" "Yoo just SAT on my Peetza!" , and uthir uncivil yelling) .

Just wate til Jan-mewarry Wun -- Wich is My Oh! Fish-all burfday (See, I yam a thorobred!!!)

I will hav a wunnerful partay, and ALLA my NISSE kittykat frenns (I have no uthir types of frenns, for shure...!) will be inbited.

We will feest on feelay minyon, avec burr blank, Fansee Feest Crumpits wif grayvee, wippt kreem, and ...... Meowmie -- will yoo be so kind as to lokk BBBT in da Kat Rume for da day!!! (smirk smirk)

 

IYam in da Vettie Hosspittle

February 19th 2009 9:37 am
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And they R wurreed abowt me becuz of my Murmuring Hartie.

I am going to have a toof ekkstraktid (well... maybe more than wun....!)

Meowmie took a bus, a trane and a nudder bus to get me heer.

They R very nisse to me at da vetties.

Poor Meowmie got stukk in da trane for TOO Howurz tryin to get to wirk (some silleez had derailed a trakk kleening masheen in a tunnel, and all da tranes wuz bakked up)

Say some purrayers for me pleeze, so I get thru da dental sirjury OK and go hoam with my Meowmie!!

Sweet sedated Cee Cee

 

HAPPY MEW YEAR!!! TEWDAY IZ MY BURFDAY!!!

January 1st 2010 9:13 am
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Ack! Shooally no wun knows when I wuz born -- so tewday iz my Un-Oh!-Fish!-All Burfday

That maiks me a THOROBRED (Cattie, not a Horsie).

Everywun com over to my abode and let's PARTAY!!!

We have lots of Pouncies, Foodies, Soft Beddies and LOTS of kitty littah (MOL!!)

If La LArgiuss Wun gets Cranky, we will put her in Meowmie's Rume and take turns maiking funny faissiz at her from under da door sill gap -- MOL!!

* * Runsz abowt, making partay preparayshuns, fluffybloomirz a-wigglin'**

 

Uh oh...My Fryroid.......

August 10th 2010 6:57 am
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I went to da vettie the other day (moaning and kvetching on the way there) and when we gotted there, I headbutted her as she was eggzammining me. (I am ekksepshunally frenndly, even tho I am afrade of most peepul cuz I usta live owtdoors)

I think the vettie wuz happy that I wuz there instedd of dat RAPSCALLION BBBT (MOL!!!)

Ennyway, Meowmie gottid a fone call afterwards, and the vettie sed "oopsa daizee!!" (well, sumpin like dat) "Cee Cee has a HyperFryroid Condishun!"

So now I gotta taik MEDISUN!! BLECH!! Iyam praktissing my pill spitting rootine rite now!!!

Yor wiggly frenn,
Sweet Cee Cee

 

I WAS A VISHUSS BEEEST!!!!

September 27th 2010 7:37 am
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Meowmie put a Pee Pad into my small carrier, made it nice and plushie, picked up me - Miss Sweetness de Cee Cee -- and gently tried to put me in dat carrier -- HAHAHA!

I, Moi, Cee Cee -- turned into a RAGING SNARLING SKREEEMING BERSERK MONSTER! All 4 sets of my un-clippable claws AND a large mouth were aimed in Meowmie's direction. Meowmie had to let me go twice, and I went and HID!! (Meowmie cudd still see me....).

Then, my dears Meowmie grabbed the BIG carrier and since she did not have time to "adorn" its interior, she merely set it on its end, tempted pore skeerdykat liddle me over with some Pouncies, and then.. heavens, she GRABBED ME, gently (thankyew Meowmie)dropped me in the up-ended carrier fluffybutt-end first, and as soon as Meowmie heard the soft "thump" and kvetchy "Meeeeeaaah!!!!" at the bottom of the carrier, she shut the door, put on the safety chain and....aaagh!!! off we went to the vetties.

Anyways, When we gottid to the vet Meowmie said "Might I have a BandAid please?" They gave her a SPONGE BOB bandaid!!

And we sat next to a woman with 2 cats in their carriers-- She showed Meowmie HER new bandaid too!! MOL!!!

I had to hav my blud tested (T4) levels for my Hyperthyroid. They also Ack!spressed wunna my Anal Glands becuz as Meowmie sed "She lookt a little distressed the other day when she was likking her butt" (Remember, my dears, that AWFUL incident 2 yrs ago wenn I had to be treeted for ABSCESSED anal Glands??!!! * * shudders at the thawt * *)

Wenn we gottid home, Meowmie sed "would you believe it's EASIER to bring Big Bad Baby Twinkle to the vet?!!??"

MOL!!

And Oh Deer -- watt did I do? Now BOTH LARGE Carriers are OUT -- Meowmie opened the carrier doors and put towels over the doors so they would not hurt us kitties and they would not close either.

She sed dat Us Kitties WILL have to get used to seeing the carriers every day -- she even put some Pouncies inside the carriers and dat SILLEEE, BBBT, galumphs into hers and eats her Pouncies - I, Moi, Cee Cee, however, looks at da Carrier,and then at Meowmie and I Kvetches.

Meowmie sez "Cee Cee, you WILL get used to it. HOPEFULLY it will be easier to take yoo -N- BBBT to the vet's next time."

My Dears-- There will be a NEXT TIME??? * * Shudders at da Thawt. Runs into beddie and hides * *

 
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