Dis mornin' wen I werr in dah bazment, mom an' I hadded a conberrsayshun. In dah bazement beez a deehoomiddyfire. It cullect wadders in a biggie kontainers on dah bak of it. I likes to slurps dat wadder. Mom dunt likes it wen I slurrps it. I werr standin' by dah deehoomiddyfire wiff my fwunt paws on dah eddg uv dah kontainers. Dah konverrsayshun wentededed like dis....
Mom.... Oliver, don't drink that water, it's glerky.
Mee...... (I dippy dips mai paw an' licks it) Nope, dunt tayste glerky
Mom......... OLIVER, stop that, it's glerky!!
Mee........... (I dips mai paw agin an' licks it) Nope, it not glerky.
I dips agin an' agin an' agin an' eech times I tells her... Nopes, not glerky.
Den I turns my hedd to moms an' ax her..... Watt be glerky???
Mom rolls her eyeses an' wok away shakin' her hedd....
MOM!!!! WAT BEE GLERKY?????!!!!! I yells dat to hers az she goin' up dah steps......
IT'S WHAT IS PROBABLY GIVING YOU THE SQUIRTS!!!! Bee watt she yell back to me.
I figgur iffin I gots dem sqwerts, I spends less times in dah poopie box.... It a wins-wins sittsheayshuns.
Juss affer mom stwaightens up dah kitshin....... I knock a HOOOOOOOOLE pickturs uv wadder obber an on to dah floors. Yip. I gotted a steern tawkin' to an' den I wented to go takes a nap.
Our sweet furrien' Innyanna. His sissy an' mom is so sads. His sissy is Kitty Pwide. We has sush a loves fer Inny. He werr so funny an' hadded sush a carefwee hearts. He lurved life an' lurved his sissy an' momma.
Pweeze purr fer his momma an' sissy. Dare hearts be bwakin'.
