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Yep. Dat watt it soun' likes. Mi mum kno' dat a spway bottles uv water dunt doo nuttin' to keeps mi in line durin' da nite. So she keep a can uv.........ummm watt dey calls it................Compwess airs........... on da nitty stand by her beds. Mos' times I shudder at it's pwessence. Awl she haz to doo iz hold dat can up in da air an' I high tails it owttah dat rooms.
Dis mornin' wen I werr in da window seats pawin' at da shades, I lookie at dat can an' goes................ pllllllllith........... (you kno'............ dat raspberry noise!) So mi mum pwess da leeeeever an' I swears a snake shoot owtta it!!! A BIG OLE HISSY SNAKES!!!
Well, I dunt t'ink mi paws tutch da floors fwum da winnow seat to da halls. I heared dat snakes kin eat cats an' I werr akunserned 'bout dat.
At zactly 1:48 a.m. da "kitty flojectile alarm clocks" went off in mi mum's beddie room. I dunt care wutt enny buddy sez, a flojective alarms clock will get a hoomanie owttah beddie fasser den enny 'lectircal alarms clock.
Maybeez I shood patent dis alarms clock. Yu dunt need battrees, no cords, yu dunt haz to sets it acuz a kitty kno' zactly watt tyme dah hoomanie haz to bee 'waked up. Iffin da 'lectricity go owt, yu dunt haz to resets it. Dah unly time it kindah gettz wacky be wen daylites savin' times cums an' goes. Butt dat juss a minor glitch.
A reeelly good perk fer dis alarms clock iz dat yer hoomanie will be berry sympatetic to yer "condishun". Yu mite ebben gettz sum uv dat yummy "flojectile" ointments dat be poultree flavored.
I see alotta kitties be playin' da Gittin' to Know Yer Pals tag gayme. So I t'inks I mite likes to plays.
1. Watt be da color uv mi collar?
I haz to admits I dunt offishully wears a collar. But iffin I did, I wood wants it to be "psykodellic".
2. What kindah foods do I eats?
Well, we unly eats dwy foods. Ebbery wunce in awhiles we getts a can uv da wet foods fer a speshul tweat. Rite now we be eatin' Natshural Balance. It unly has 2 ingwedients to helps witt food sensitivities.
3. What bee mi flaborite tweats?
Well, I likes to have tidbits uv watt ebber mi mom be eatin'. Udderwise we eats gweenies. We haz furrien's dat gives uz bags uv kittie tweats an' we eats wattebber we haz in da howse.
4. Duz yu haz a Valentiny or signifurrcant udder?
Nope, nut reeallys. Mi mum sez, like Calvin, we cannot haz a sweethearts till be be 21............ or iz it 20? But we haz sum berry speshul girl kitties we likes to tawk to................. Miz Rose, Kitty Pwide, Samoa, Harriet.
5. Duz I getts table skwapps?
Well, I haz to admit I duz get dem. But mi mum be berry carefuls uv watt she gib mi. Mostly shicken, cwackers, YOGURTS!!, but mi flaborites.............. VEGILABALES!!!
6. What mi flaborites toy?
Dat haz to be da littoe fur mousies dat rattles. Sum uv dem haz featters comin' owattha dare butts............... I luvs mi rattle mices.
7. Wen be mi birsfsday?
We sellebrates it on Febluary 14. Dat juss da day we picks. My adopshun day bee Jooly 26
8. How menny times a day duz I eats??
I canno' haz foods owt awl da tymes. I haz pwoblems witt mi porshun contwoll. So da food spitter spits owt food fer mi 4 times a day.
9. What be yer color?
Red. Fer sum reesun I looks reeeeelly good in red. Speshully in a red bow.
10. Duz I hopes awl mi pals put dis in dare diarees?
I shur duz iffin dat watt dey wants to do. I luvs learnin' new stuffs about mi pals.
So I taggin' anny uv mi furrien's who be readin' this an' wants to play. Maybe I kin gettz mi bruffur Dewey to shares sum inflormayshun too.
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