What Do You Mean, I Don't Own This House?

They're talking about new cats

I heard some of my humans talking today. They're talking about bringing new cats into the house.
This is totally unacceptable.
Maybe I should do what Zoe did when they changed the food, and go on a hunger strike.
Nahhh ... I will come up with a better idea.
I am the baby of the family, and I plan to stay that way.

That other thing .....

There's a new critter in the house. Zoe and I are ignoring the new one, just like we ignored Maddie. Patricia, the traitor, has been cuddling with Maddie already, so she'll probably cuddle with Logan too when he gets out of his crate. Nik is the scaredy-cat, he runs away from Maddie, we'll see if he runs away from this one too!