Hi!

I'm Salem and my mommy and daddy took me from a weirdo from up the street who couldn't take care of me. I've lived here ever since and I'm spoiled rotten. I have made toys out of everything and mommy doesn't like that.

I like to jump on the snake tank because I think the snake is a toy. I jump on the countertops and try to open the cabinets so I can sleep in there. I know how to open the cabinet under the sink. I know how to open doors. I don't know how I learned all this, but my mom thinks I'm special.

I like to wake her up in the morning by crawling under the pillow she sleeps on. She thinks it's funny. But really, woman...open the door so I can pee!

More later about my antics.

New Home

Despite the fact that I hate car rides, my mother insisted on putting me in the truck and driving about 50 minutes away to this place where I had my first trauma. Where that big dog lives. But we didn't go to where the big dog lives. Instead, we went to another apartment where every time I look out the window, there are trees everywhere. I LOVE TREES!

I keep on trying to run out the door and Mom keeps on chasing me. My mommy is 9 months pregnant but because I don't know any better, I make her chase me. When she finally catches up to me, she yells at me and pops me on the nose. CALL THE CAT ABUSE CENTER! I'm such a bad cat.

Then there's this other room with plenty of baby clothes and I keep on sniffing on them and Mom keeps on screaming at me to get out. What? They're not for me?!!

But I like my new home. I like the trees and the bushes and all that soil I can dig in.