DOGGIE!

Mom wanted to clean today, but I convinced her it's much more productive to be my typist. Lots of things are happening. The biggest is that we have a sister! Oh my goodness! She's big- well, compared to me. she's a DOG! I've never lived with a dog before, but she's actually nice to us. That meaning that she just totally ignores us and doesn't give us any trouble. That's something, I guess. I don't mind her. As long as it doesn't mean I'll get fed less, it doesn't bother me. If you have doggie brothers and sisters and would like to be friends with her, here is her page. Check out our sister! http://www.dogster.com/dogs/637988
Ok, thanks, kits! I'll purr at you all later!

Love,
Sammy

Hmphhh!!! What a weirdo!

I don't know what's wrong with that crazy Nigel since he came back from the hospital. He's acting all weird! He keeps trying to stand on top of me (YES, he really DOES!). He bites the scruff of my neck and won't let go (but he doesn't have many teeth!) He does this several times a day, especially at night, and I'm getting really sick of it. I keep yelling at him telling him to stop but he keeps doing it. He'll actually stand over me straddling my entire body. Can't a boy just get some rest! Doesn't he know how hard my life is???? Never thought I'd say this, but I think I want the OLD Nigel back!

Purr for me, Catsters!!!

-Sammy

We are in a photo contest!

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Don't we look cute? Thanks for the help, pals.

Love,

Sammy

OMC! Cat of the Week! ME??????

Oh wow oh wow! *Sampson keels over with the heart flutters, then regains composure* Mom just told me the news! She said she got on her email today and had lots and lots of messages... for ME! Efurryone has been so nice and is sending me lots of special concatulations gifts! I've never been honored for anything before and now I got the bestest gift of all: COTW! Thank you thank you thank you Catster and all my special friends. I will do my best to thank efurryone pursonally as soon as I can!

Love,

Big Man on Catster (for now, anyway) - Sammy

Sammy's Great (Scary) Adventure

It was a dark and dreary night. Daddy had a friend over to stay the night. It was sort of cool outside, so Meowmy had the windows open. This is before the new windows came to the house, so they weren't very good. Very old and nasty looking, if you ask me. Well, Meowmy and Daddy usually keep the spare bedroom closed so me and my bubbies don't roll around all over the guest bed. Well, when Daddy's friend Bob came over to stay the night Meowmy opened the window in Bob's room. She opened it REAL wide-like, so that the room would cool off nicely. Well, when Bob got there he opened the door to the room and left it. Meowmy gave us Tem-tay-shuns (very nice of her, and very fortunate, for the extra treats sustained my life for the night away from home), Daddy and his friend left to go "hang out," and then Meowmy started doing some chores around the house. She noticed the back room was open, so she turned on the light to see which of us kitties had wandered in and that's when she saw it... There was no screen in the window. What she would later find out is that Nigel and I had sat in the window to look outside and the screen just popped right out of there! So, there we went. We decided to explore! At first it was kind of fun, but then I noticed how dark it was. Everything outside was so big and scary. I don't like my house from the outside. And LOTS of people keep dogs in their yards - thankfully behind fences, but they still barked at me. It was terrible! I was out there on my own (Nigel left me when I whined too much). I swear it was forever (note from Mom: probably about 10 minutes) and I got lost! Then I heard Meowmy's voice. She sounded really upset, but couldn't have been nearly as upset as I was! She was calling my name, so I turned around and went back toward her. Then I heard Daddy and his friend. They must have come back for me! I was REALLY really scared, so I started calling to them, too. But then I got confused. They had these big lights in their hands and they didn't look like themselves. I was yelling at these people to get me my mom... I saw the window and knew I needed to get in there, but I couldn't jump it. And then the lady got ahold of me and I yelled at her, "PUT ME INSIDE... NOW!" Oh good... it was Mom. She hugged me and kissed me and told me never to get out again. (No worries there!)
But then Mom just threw me inside the door. *HMPH* And she stayed outside. I sat in the living room window and yelled at her - "Nigel's outside! He's out there! Don't forget him." And I called to Nigel, too. It was scary out there, and I knew he was still missing. So, I was helping find him. He put Mom through a lot more grief. He was gone for SO MUCH LONGER than me (another note from Mom: probably about 5 minutes), so I'm definitely the better son. Crazy times at the Bailey house!

Love,

Sammy