MeMe Game

Greetinks gentle readers. Jes, Isaac is startink a diary at ze behest of ze lovely Sissy who has enticed Isaac to play a game wit her. Here is how she say it goes:

De rules:
Each player start wit seven random facts about demself. Cats who are tagged need to write on der own diary about de seven tings and de rules. Ju need to choose seven cats to tag und list their names. Don’t forget to leave dem a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary.

My seven random facts:

1. I love graham crackers und angel food cake.

2. I like to yodel at night when staff member sleep.

3. I love to bite human butts wit my wee tiny front teeths when dey are sitting on de toilet...I have been banned from de bathroom.

4. When I vas allowed to go outdoors, I caught only butterflies and dragonflies.

5. I love to cross stitch with my grandma. I chew de thread while she pull what ez left through de cloth.

6. I once had to be rescued from ze gutter on the 2nd story of grandma's house during a thunderstorm. I vas hanging on by my front paws. Grandma pulled me in de window. I was so scared I had pooped myself. I laid on my back like a baby, purring while grandma cleaned me up.

7. Grandma STILL loves me!

I tag the following cats on Catster:

Goldie http://www.catster.com/cats/519131
Meshew http://www.catster.com/cats/437598
Ashley http://www.catster.com/cats/283410
radley http://www.catster.com/cats/409355
Cauliflower http://www.catster.com/cats/435726
Shadow http://www.catster.com/cats/507364
Martin http://www.catster.com/cats/419096


Have fun wit de game!

Kee-sees,
xxxxxx
Isaac

Isaac LOVES visitors!

One of my favorite tings happen today! Grandma came to visit!! Isaac love grandma because grandma not ban Isaac from de bathroom. Also I tink she come just to worship Queen Isaac...she Zoom Groom Isaac und tell Isaac what beautiful whiskers he have! Oh! Isaac simply swoon! Un den, when grandma use de bathroom, Isaac run in wit her und when she sit on potty...Isaac do love bites on grandma's butt wit my teensey front teeths!! I know grandma likes dis because she always holler for staff member when I do dis and say what an interesting cat Issac is!! Isn't she just de sweetest?? Isaac can't wait till grandma come again!

Also...Isaac have visitor to his page dat leave rosie but no leave name...just leave video of 2 kitties playing ping-pong?? Dis ez very strange, yes? Whoever rosie leaver is, tank ju very much for visit! XXOO!

Kee-sees to all!
xxoo
Isaac

Here ve go again!

*Sigh* I fear ze staff member ez headed for ze loony bin, und on her vay dere, she ez goink to make Isaac look like old fur coat.

A few weeks ago she insist on shaving Isaac's belly und chest sayink dat Isaac ez not taking care of de hair dere. Fine, dis I can live wit as it save me a few schekles in waxing costs. Vat-ever. But last night? Last night staff member go off deep end and shave Isaac's back legs all de way up to hip! AGAIN she say Isaac is not taking care of dis hair! She say Zoom Groom not work on dat spot and she want to use comb. Isaac vill have none of dis!! How do she know dat Isaac was not workink on Rastafarian look wit dreads on back end, huh?? She not even ASK, just buzz, buzz buzz!!!!

Oh the shaaaaammmmeee!!!! *blows nose loudly in pink lacy hankie and peeks at back end in mirror*

Oh!! But vill ju look at dat? Oooo...Isaac look so leegggy like dis! Oh dere are possibities here....back seamed stockings...
sky high stilettos...
oh lace, lots of lace.....fishnet...
hummm a smokey eye...
reeely red lips.........

*sound fades as Isaac continues to ponder the possibilities of his newly neckkid rear*

Olde Furts got STYLE!!

Oh such a nice week Isaac have....in spite of fact dat staff member shave my bum. Ahem. Anyvay, Isaac find dat other Olde Furt guys like dress up too! Such fun dey all are, Taz, Max n' Arnold n' others too. Can't vait to see more from dese guys!

Since staff member shave Isaac's bum, I have been punising her. Isaac usually only get extras in his food if staff member tink I too boney. Dis week, Isaac refuse to eat a single bite until staff member put olive oil on Isaac's food. Is so easy...I just look at de food, look back up at staff member and let out one big long 30 second meow!!! If still no olive oil (or butter, Isaac not care which) I do it again!! Usually only take one time. Isaac have his staff trained well. Dis week I also make her to get Isaac's extensive collection of boas out de closet. Since I am now runnink around half nekkid, I vant to feel more "dressed." Ahhhh....dats much betta.

Kee-sees,
xxxx
Isaac

Oh Goodness!

Oh my...Isaac ez soooo nervous! Isaac has been asked to be best man for buddy Martin, ven he marry de lovely Snowy on de 30th of dis month!! Such an honor Isaac never have before! Isaac vant to do everting dat Martin need him to do so everyting perfect for him und Snowy. Isaac scared too...scared dat Isaac be.....vell.....too "girly." *sigh* But Isaac vill try hard not to be too fru-fru. Isaac even learnik tings!! Just like Robin Williams und Nathan Lane in de Birdcage Pedro teaching Isaac to walk like John Wayne instead of Marilyn Monroe, how to shake paws like a manly cat und how to meow like manly cat! Pedro very patient wit Isaac too, he doing good job! My leetil brother so helpful! Can dis Olde Queen be taught new treecks?? Vee see!

Isaac so very, very excited for Martin und Snowy und hope everyting beautiful for dem at vedding und ever after!!

Nighty-night kee-sees!!
xxxx
Isaac

Isaac have special friends!

Et has bean too long since I update de diary, jes? Vell, Isaac gettink off hez duff because Isaac must write hez diary about Talk Like Isaac Veekend.

Ju see, ve all in de Olde Furts group been sheddink many tears as of late...Isaac for vone ez ruinink hez keyboard wit all de salt vater he puttink in et. Since dis summer, ve have seen our friends Amelia, Smudge, Turbo, Muffin, Bert, Kee-Cee, Cleopatra, Mr. Skins, Peaches, und Catfish all go to de Bridge, und Arn und Calvin lose dey grandmas too.

Den dere bean OF's who sick, like Simon, Ashley, Cybil, Lucky Boo, Toby und Sophie.

So, ju can see vhy, perhaps, a lee-till beet of frivolity just vut de Dr. ordered, jes? So, dis veekend, de OF's decide everyvone goink to talk like Isaac! Jes! Und dress like Isaac too!!

Isaac havink soooo much fun already seeink all hez friends dressed up...vhy even Isaac's macho-macho dude pal Arn sportink a pink boa!! Isaac can't vait for de veekend!! Isaac love hez OF friends!!

Air Kee-sees!!
XXXXXX
Isaac

Beautiful, talented, elegant Elsa

Isaac's friend Elsa ez just de sveetest. She cause some damage to Isaac's mascara today because she write dis poem about Isaac for Talk Like Isaac Veekend:


Talkink Like Isaac!

Ze anticipated veekend has finally come!
Furts, flink on da boas and to ze catwalk run!
Ve celebrate a friend who all adore
Truly, Isaac, of ju ve always vant more!
It isn't a party till ju grandly pass tru ze door.

So let us celebrate to our hearts' content
Like ze Mississippi madness before zat month called Lent!
Ve open ze champagne, so fine, so Moet et Chandon
Ve'll eat pastries and gab and dance until dawn
When ve can crumple and nap upon a boa-strewn lawn.

Jes, Isaac is a Queen, he adores ze flamboyant
But even more, in ze vays of ze heart, he's most fluent
A soul truly tender, he is a special friend--
A pain great or small with his love he'll help mend.
To ze well-beink of our Olde Furt family he'll always attend.

Isaac is exquisite, well coiffed and so fashionable
He excites us to dress up in numbers unquestionable.
Admire ze dudes: Arnie and Rascal, Spunky and Dr. Frankie,
Alex and Simon, Maximus and Thomas, Taz, Jessie James and Stanley!
See ze dames divine: Sissy and Cybil, Scooter and Hazel Lucy,
Penelope Prudence, Elsa and Chrissy!

Now we raise a toast to honor dis happy weekend's host,
He's a master of style who makes us chuckle most
With a luminous vit bestowed from afar
To ju dear Isaac we present dis crystal bowl full of caviar!
There is no doubt, Queen Isaac, ju are our shinink star!


*Sniff* How sveet is dat? Tank ju dear Elsa...ju are simply devine!

Tankful...

Isaac been tagged by de most Fabulous Miss D, und by Feisal, fur sib to Isaac's gal pal 'Tish. Isaac's directions are to leest vut he tankful for. Vell...dis a leest dat could go on foreva, howeva, in broad brush strokes:

Isaac tankful dat he adopted by de staff many jears ago so dat he not have to fend for hezelf on de streets.

Isaac tankful dat God provide de staff wit de resorces she need en order to provide Isaac und hez fur-sibs wit quality food, medical care und a warm, safe cat-stle.

Isaac tankful for all de fur-iends he meet on Catster over de past 10 month or so....und all de staff members dat clearly love dey kitties beyond measure. Et ez staff members like dis, who demonstrate completely unselfish love to dey four legged companions dat geeve Isaac hope dat de vorld ez not going to very warm place in peek-nick basket as fast as he tink et is. :)

Den...Isaac tankful for graham crackers, pastries, catneep, und freeze-dried salmon!
:)

Isaac randomly tag:

Butter Lover Boomer who Isaac ez sure ez tankful for butter;
Princess Penny Isaac's Aussie fur-end who needs purrs;
Thomas de bartender;
Yesse Yames, Isaac's NY clubbink pal; und
Sissy...even dough her Tanksgivingk last month! :)

Lookink back at 2007

Vell fur-ends, here ve are at de end of anutter jear. Isaac's staff de-scover Catster at de beginink of de jear. Dis right about de time ve lose Cajen very suddenly--he vus supposed to live anutter 30 jears. De staff vuz devestated. All-dough she never tink such a ting could be so, Catster actually help her to heal. First, she make a memorial page to both Dexter und Cajen, und she heal a lee-til. Den, dere a beautiful bridge kitty named Taffy dat give Cajen und Dexter both vings out of de blue. De staff vus floored by dis amazink, kind gesture from a stranger...und et help her heal a lee-til more.

Den, along come Cybil, vone of Isaac's first Catster fur-ends. Cybil invite Isaac to join de Olde Furts. Dere, Isaac meet so many 1st class kitties wit 1st class staff...staff wit huge hearts for all creatures. Isaac make many fur-ends dere--Scootie, Baby, Princess Penny, Wally, Thomas, Elsa, Tyler a.k.a Me-stir BombasTEEK, Max, Yessie, Annie, Sissy, Tooney, Rascal, Queenie, Alidah, Taz, Frankie, Alex, Stanley, Edie, Ashley , Truman, Baltster, Dude Kitty, Moozer, Simon, Arnold, whew! De list goes on, und Isaac love dem all!

Isaac also sadly see some fur-ends go to de bridge dis jear. Even dough Isaac know dey happy und vonce again healthy, Isaac's heart ache for dey families who miss dem. Kee-sees to ju all.

Isaac's health slip just a lee-til dis jear. Isaac have to take de hungry pill now. Ve have to adjust de dosage so Isaac not sing all night long in addition to eat all night long, but ve doink o.k. wit it now. Isaac even gain a lee-til veight!

De highlight of dis olde black man's jear vus of course, Talk like Isaac veekend! Isaac's furends not stop at talkink like Isaac dough, dey dress like Isaac too! Everyvone looked mahhhvelous, und ve had some fun let me tell ju!

Isaac lookink forward to New Jear, und hopink dat de new jear bring new cat-stle for Isaac. De staff still have dis cat-stle for sale--Isaac vant a cat-stle wit hez own dressink room!! MOL!

A very Meow-y Cats-mas every cat, und a happy, healthy New Jear too!

Kee-sees all!
XXXX
Isaac

Totally blown avay!!

Isaac's OF friends Frankie und Mac?? Dey someting else Isaac tell ju. Dey cook up BEEEG sue-prize for Isaac last Friday...a sue-prize 17th birthday pawty!! Isaac vus TOTALLY clueless!! He go to OF home Friday mornink und notice dat dere a rainbow of boas hangink on de door. Den he go in und notice dat dere lots of peek-tures in de lobby of all hez friends, und Isaac too, wit boas, HL fashions und even de ole Cookman wit a mardi gras mask on! (Isaac hear later dat Sissy de vone dat plan, organize und photo-shop de photos...Sissy, ju amazink!)

But nobody..not a soul ez around. Dis all very strange Isaac tink. But den, Isaac valk by de social hall to see et been decorated en heavenly fashion! Und part of de decorations, vhy....oh my, Isaac's false eylashes almost popped right off!! Dere ez a banner dat say Happy 17th Isaac!! Und here ez vere every body hidink, vaitink for lil ole me!!

Gooodness me, Isaac tell ju right now he nearly de-stroy an hours vorth of make-up application right dere on de spot! My lee-till heart vus a flutter at de sight of dis amazing gesture of love!

Und dat not all, no, not by a long shot! Let Isaac tell ju about de food und drink! OMC!! Our OF banquet table over-floweth!! Mac und Frankie bring mouseburgers, salmon salsa and other treats, Alex bring nip pawty favors, Scootie bring every flavor of baby food under de sun, und send Isaac hez own stash of salmon treats too, Princess Pen (Isaac SO happy she make de pawty) bring all kinds of scrumptious treats from de land down unda, Maxvell bring fine french pastries und *drools a bit* graham crackers, Queenie make an amazink cake, Tooney bring hez special fried guppies, Edie bring marmite sandwiches und peanut butta, Tooney bring catnip spiked sparklink spring vater, Thomas de bartender bring hez whole bar on vheels, Me-stir Bom-bas-TEEK bring special Isaac Margarita mix, und Elsa bring crates of Moet!!! Can ju believe et? A feast feet for a King....or Queen!! MOL!!

Oh und dere vus dansink--Cha-cha und conga und a Cat-e-okie machine too! Taz und hez family snap dey thongs in Isaac's honor (ju guys too funny). Wally, Mr. Skins Jimmy Joe und Sophie even fly in from de bridge to join de fun!

Und evervone dressed to de nines!! Jes! Boas und bling everyvere! Even Isaac's macho pals like Calvin, Arn un Dude Kitty don de boa or de HL Bling!

Oh!! Speakink of dressed to de nines, Mac und Frankie give Isaac pink Spa Meow warm up suit wit Isaac's name on et!! *Squeal!!* Tanks guys! Isaac love et!!

So as ju can see, et vus an amazink pawty! Isaac so tankful to have friends dat love hem so, und Isaac love everyvone of dem to pieces! Isaac tank each vone of ju for de amazink time und de memory created.

Kee-sees vone und all!
XXXX
Isaac