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Yes meowmy did it again! We now have 4 little kittens running around and getting into trouble! Well right now they're in a room by themselves but you all know what I mean. It means less meowmy time for me!!! It also means I'll have to listen to how cute they are, how small they are, and I might just be sick! Don't get me wrong now. I'm glad that they are here and not on the streets but I'll be even happier when they leave! Afterall I'm supposed to be the cutest thing in the house! I just can't compete against kittens! By the way if you just HAVE to see the little brats.... I mean babies here's there page: http://www.catster.com/cats/803701
Now I think I'm gonna go swat my brofur Morgan. That ALWAYS makes ME feel better! MOL
Here's my joke fur Thursday, just one more day til Friday! YIPPPEEEE!!!
Give the Lawyer a Hand
A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty (and the judge knows this) tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to here the young lawyer out.
“While my client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by just his limb.”
“Well put,” the judge replied. “Using your logic, I sentence the defendant’s arm to one year’s imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he so chooses.”
The defendant smiled. With his lawyer’s assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
It's Wednesday! That means we are almost at Friday! Here's my humpday joke fur you!
Niece and Nephew
A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!”
She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise.”
“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”
“Denephew.”
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Have a great Wednesday!
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