BOYS ONLY BUNKER

I went to the pawty at the BOYS ONLY BUNKER on Friday night, I helped Tater guard the bunker so no girls could sneak in and so my brofurs Ringo and Webster could pawty with their furends.

It was pretty cool, there are lots of mice and bugs to hunt down there and the boys had Lizard races, although I got a little carried away and ate one before the race was finished, sorry Tucker , but I caught him a nice big fat rat to replace it. MOL

Although Tater and I did our best to keep the girls away, several of the boys still got kisses and some of us got threatened that they would find the bunker and get us too! Lucky for me that none of the girl cats even know where the bunker is!

Today I was out snooping around in moms garden and found a nice ripe dead mouse, I found it just in time too because just then Tater yelled that there was a girl trying to break in by digging in from the back!, well I grabbed that dead mouse and ran to where the girl was and chased her with the dead ripe mouse. I guess she won't be kissing any on the boys for awhile.

You can check out the Bunker pictures on Webster's photo pages .

Security Breach at the Bunker

Friday night we had a pawty at the BOYS ONLY BUNKER. We were having a great time roasting peanut butter marshmallows when all of a sudden a GIRL snuck into our bunker and crashed our pawty! Ringo and I felt real bad because we were in charge of security and were pawtying with the boys instead of watching the door. Sassy surprised us all and tried to kiss on poor Wilson and Webster , they were so embarrassed! Otis Bubba tried to get us to the boat but there was so much commotion that no one knew what to do . Stinky Pete was going to trip Sassy's dad by running between his legs, because Sassy said her dad was going to come after us. MOL We can't have the girls sneaking into our bunker like that, something has to be done!

Update:
Ringo and I came up with a plan and it's almost done now, we put in a big old security door that you can see on Webster's Page with a separate entrance for Wilson so he can run in and out a bazillion times a night because he is so hyper. MOL

Saturday Night Meeting

Saturday night we had a meeting about security. Wilson , Otis Bubba , Ringo , Webster , Stinky Pete , Dusty and Cletis were there, Clyde had stuff he had to do so he came later and Tater couldn't be there. Wilson came up with this plan to ticket and fine any girls that came into the bunker, they would get a $100 fine each time they in snuck into the bunker! It was voted on and we all agreed that it was a good plan. We also decided that we would buy stuff for the bunker with the money we collected. Because Ringo is the Chief of Security he will be writing the tickets with Cletis' help, because he is a police dog, and Wilson will be in charge of collections if they don't pay. The meeting was brought to a close and we all decided it was time to go fishing!

Saturday Night Fishing!

Saturday night we went fishing in Otis Bubba's new boat, a few of us caught fish, it was great! Stinky and I found out that worms were really tasty but the other guys said we couldn't eat too many because we needed them for bait, after awhile Bruti stopped by to take part in a little fishing, he swam out to the boat so we wouldn't have to pull the anchor and go pick him up.

We were telling jokes, eating the sandwiches that sweet Cherry brought for us when all of a sudden we spotted eyes peeking at us from behind some bushes!, It was Jezzie , she followed Bruti and was spying on us! Wilson and Ringo warned her that Ringo would write her a ticket but she swam out to the boat anyway and tried to bribe Ringo with treats! So he wrote her a ticket with a double fine of $200 because she was trespassing AND tried to bribe an officer. While all of this was going on Stinky was chowing down on the food, boy for being so little he sure can eat. MOL Several of us got kissed by Jezzie but I'm not sure who because of all the commotion.

After Jezzie left we decided to head back to the bunker to make sure no other girls broke in. Just as Otis pulled up the anchor Clyde showed up but decided not to fish so we headed back to the bunker. We cleaned the fish and Stinky started to cook them for us. We were sitting around waiting for the fish to get done when all of a sudden Katie showed up! Ringo wrote her a ticket for trespassing , she kissed Webster several times before she left. Stinky almost forgot the fish and we almost had burned fish, but it was just nice and crispy.

While we were eating our fish Rascal came to hang out with us. Just as we thought we were rid of all the girls we heard giggling and smelled perfume stinking up our bunker, we found Katie and Roxie Doxie hiding in the hallway! It seems they were all getting in by wading into the cave where the water comes in. Ringo wrote a ticket for Roxie Doxie .

After all the girl invasions we decided we needed to all get some sleep and try to figure out how we can make the security better.

The Plan

Since we've been having so much trouble keeping the girls out of the bunker we came up with a plan. We have a shed on the other side of our yard from the bunker, so we decided to clean it out and fix it up for the girls. And now they will have their own place to hide out and not stink up the bunker with their perfume and they won't be kissing on us all the time either.

We all gathered on Tuesday to start cleaning the shed and get ready to do the remodeling. When we were all done cleaning and everyone went home to rest, Webster made a list of the supplies we needed and who should get them and left it nailed to the wall in the shed for everyone to see.

Wilson was in charge of the money to pay for things because he had the fine money.

Cletis and Tater - Plywood & Sheetrock

Ringo & Webster - Shingles & Tarpaper

Clyde - 2x4's, lots of em

Stinky Pete & Otis Bubba - Nails

Dusty - Flowers from the Garden Center

On Wednesday Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba got their nails and Stinky Pete pulled them over in their wagon. It was a big job for a little pup but he rose to the occasion!

I didn't think about using the wagon so I carried my flowers and plants all the way from Home Depot, boy was I tired when I finally got them to the shed!

Just as Ringo and Webster got there, Wilson, Cletis and Tater pulled up in Tater moms truck with the plywood and sheetrock. After it was all unloaded we were sitting around having a cold Pupsi and waiting for Clyde and the 2x4s we all realized that no one had heard from Clyde all day. So we decided we better go get the 2x4's ourselves. Tater drove Cletis , Wilson , Webster and Ringo back to Home Depots to get them. After they got back we found out that Tater borrowed his mom's truck without asking and Wilson took a piece of gum that he found on the floor of the truck. When we were all done unloading the truck, Tater took the truck right home before his mom could find out it was gone but someone TOLD before he got there! BOY did they get in trouble! Our Mom and Pop lectured Ringo and Webster real good, but didn't ground them because they didn't know until after they rode to Home Depot with the guys. We didn't hear from Wilson, Cletis and Tater all day Thursday so we figured we better do the remodeling the best we could without them. Lucky for us Spuds, Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba showed up to help. We finally got the "Girls Dream House" finished and Cherry painted it for us during the night.

We found out Thursday night that Wilson, Cletis and Tater got grounded until they could replace the gas they used and the piece of gum that Wilson took. Spuds found out and found some good lawyers that would work for bones so we all gathered bones for the bailbonesman. I did chores for mom to earn money to buy gum and Ringo made a deal with Pops for him and Webster to keep the lawn short if he would give them some gas to give to Tater's mom.

Saturday we finally had the gas and gum. We used Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba' s wagon to pull it over to Tater's house. After we got back to the Bunker Tater's mom came over to tell us that Tater was missing!! She said that he took a stick and his bandanna and left a note, "I want a bed, Gramma loves me best!", I guess after Tater got grounded and his mom got a new couch and threw out the old one that Tater slept on, he got mad and ran away! It wasn't long before Wilson, Cletis and Tater showed up at the Bunker. Tater made it to grandma's house and was going to spend the night.

Finally everyone was together at the Bunker again so we decided to fry the steaks that Cherry
brought for us. I got the grill lit while Stinky Pete got the steaks ready. Wilson then surprised us with a gift, a goat to keep that grass short, now Ringo and Webster don't have to graze on it to keep it short!!! What a cool present! Webster gave Wilson a horn for his bike that he found in the garage, so Wilson decided to go take a ride. We all just settled down to enjoy our steaks, when all of a sudden Katie shows up! Webster shared a little of his steak with her because he is sweet on her and just as she was leaving Jezzie shows up!!! Geez, you'd think we'd just spent all the time building the Girls Dream House for the neighborhood rabbits! Well of course we have to give Jezzie some steak too. She does bring us some pretty awesome baked goods you know. Next thing we know here comes Tallulah looking for some steak because she saw Katie and Jezzie with some. After most of the guys went to bed Roxie Doxie showed up looking for steak, so of course we had to give her some, while she was getting her steak, Ringo wrote her a ticket and then Cletis escorted her to the door. While all of this was going on Ringo, Cletis a Wilson were busy issuing tickets and fines! We have to raise money somehow! MOL

July 30, 2007 - Continued

On Sunday Cletis ran into the Bunker to Tell Ringo that Wilson followed him into the Dream House while he was making his security rounds and got lock in when Ringo locked the door and left. Wilson panicked, jumped through a window and broke it and took off on his bike when the girls came in a found him and demanded that he kiss them or they wouldn't let him out.

When Stinky Pete got to the Bunker on Monday and found out what happened to Wilson he suggested that we make a safe room for Wilson to hide in, but we figured that as hyper as Wilson is he wouldn't stay in a safe room anyway. We decided that the only thing left that would appease the girls was to fix it window for them. Now the problem with that is we had to get the window from Home Depot to the Dream House and all we had was Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba's little wagon.

While we were discussing how to get the window to the Dream House Cletis got a phone call saying that Tater's house was on fire!! It was real scarey and we were real worried but Tater and his mom and dad got out safely. Here is the breaking news story:

Apartment Fire
July 30, 2007 - 11:47PM


KALAMAZOO (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – A huge fire has engulfed the Ravine Apartments on the corner of Ravine Road and Drake.

The call came around 10:30p.m. Monday night. The main building that is burning has 40 apartments.

Six fire departments are on the scene now trying to put out the blaze.

July 31, 2007

Well Tater and his family are staying with some friends for now and Wilson is still missing! We figured we better get that window fixed so the girls settle down and Wilson can come out of hiding. Sweet Cherry brought us a new window and fixed up the damage that Wilson did on the inside of the Dream House it seemed like everything was going to get back to normal, that is if there is a normal with Wilson around.

Wilsons Back!

Since Wilson got back he's been up to his old tricks, Thursday he was riding his bike around town and squirting all the girls! MOL He riles them up so badly that they take it out on all of us!!!

Friday morning Stinky Pete stopped by the Bunker to grab some cold pizza for his breakfast, while he was there he noticed that the pool level was down and figured we must have a leak! Stinky Pete told Ringo and Ringo told me to hire a consulting company to check out the pool. After the consulting company checked thing out we were shocked to find out why our pool was losing water! Here is the note and report and note I left for Stinky Pete:

I talked to Ringo and he told me to hire a consulting company to check for leaks in the pool. I hired a company called "Water Spaniels Inc. If there is a leak we will find it"

Here is their report:

Dear Sir,
We checked the pool throughly and found no leaks in the pool so traced the pool source to the outside and through the yard, we found a dam build on the other side of the yard that would inhibit the water from flowing into the pool. If there has been excessive usage of water in the last day or two that would explain why the pool is losing water.

C.J. Spaniel
Water Spaniels, Inc.

Stinky Pete, It has to be all the water Wilson is using in his super soaker! And the girls have built a dam!!! We have to figure out what to do about that dam!

We needed to come up with a plan to get the girls out of the way. Clyde suggested that Wilson rile up the girls and get them to chase him while we demolished the dam. Spuds showed up just then with some rope and a plan on how to demolish the dam. Now all we had to do is get rid of the girls! Clyde went to check to see what the girls were doing and came back to tell us they were making plans to go to Wal-Mart, perfect, now we would have our chance to get rid of that dam! Webster grabbed some rope he found in the garage and we all headed down to the dam. I climbed the tree with one end of the rope and threw the other end of the rope over the biggest branch. Cletis, Otis Bubba and Wilson volunteered to go in the water and tie the other end around the biggest branches of the dam. Otis Bubba got a little distracted swimming after a beaver but they finally got the rope tied around the biggest part of the dam. Clyde stood guard on the ground and I kept watch for the girls from my perch in the tree while the rest of the boys started to pull on the rope to dislodge the logs. As they were pulling they realized that the rope was a bungee rope! All of a sudden the dam gave way and the logs and Cletiswent flying!!! We heard something break at the Dream House and after they went to investigate found out it was another window and a flower box! Stinky Pete and I ran over to the Dream House to see and cleaned up what we could.

After the excitement of breaking another window and the window box we realized that we were going to have to pay to get them fixed. Wilson came up with the idea of a kissing booth but he didn't want to be the one getting kissed and no one else was volunteering, then I got an idea, Wilson is the one the girls alway blame so he could use his stunt double! we'd make lots of money and no one would get kissed. MOL

While we were planning the kissing booth Clyde came running up to tell us that the girls were back from Wal-Mart and boy were they mad, so we all took off for the Bunker. On our way we ran into Cherry. She told us she would try to get us another window and scolded us for getting in trouble again. The next day we found the new window and flower box, the window was plexiglass!! Now why didn't we think of that!!?!

The Kissing Machine!

As we all know some girls like to bake and Tallulah happens to be one of them. Well the Bunker boys got into the habit of visiting the Dream House and helping themselves to whatever Tallulah happened to bake that day. It seems that the girls were getting pretty tired of their stuff disappearing so one day when Stinky Pete was there helping himself to cinnamon rolls for all of us he got a little surprise. As he grabbed for the cinnamon rolls all of a sudden something kissed him. Roxie Doxie had installed a KISSING MACHINE! Stinky Pete, thinking fast, cut the cord on the kissing machine and tore out of there as fast as his little legs could carry him to warn Wilson and the others what happened.

A little later we decided to sneak back into the Dream House to see if Tallulah baked any more goodies. We hit the jackpot! She had been very busy baking cookies, cakes, pies and cinnamon rolls. We all grabbed stuff and ran back to the bunker. We were a little worried about Tater because he seemed to be a little slow and we were afraid he'd get caught but he was fine, Wilson reminded us that it was Taters first girls baked goods heist hehehe. When we were running out of the Dream House Wilson tripped on something and heard it break but wasn't sure what it was so we figured we needed to have an alibi. Ringo can up with this great idea, so he went back to the Dream House and left Tallulah and Katie a note:
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Dear Girls,
Beware! There is a wild goat on the loose in the area! Goats will eat anything and everything they can find! If you have any food you are worried about the wild goat eating it all up, you can bring it to the bunker for safekeeping!
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When Katie and Tallulah got home they saw the big mess we made and the broken Tiffany lamp that Wilson broke. Katie told Tallulah about the goat Ringo mentioned in his note but neither of them saw any goat tracks, only Wilsons tracks and they were sure that Wilson was the one that made the huge mess. They decided they needed to go back to the store to get more ingredients to make some more goodies for their Turf and Surf party.

We decided we had to prove to the girls that the goat really did do the damage so Stinky Pete went over to the Dream House, checked to make sure the girls were gone, went back out, untied Billy the goat and brought him into the Dream House. He walked Billy around a little so he would leave foot prints and let him chew a little on the curtains and table cloth, then he took Billy back outside, let him loose and left the back door open.

We then decided that we needed to get the Kissing Machine out of there before the girls could get it repaired. The plan was for Wilson, Stinky Pete and Hambone and Webster to go inside and get the machine out the door into the goat cart, the rest of the guys were at the boat wait for us to bring the machine so we could load it onto the boat and take it to the midle of the pool and sink it. Everything went as planned and we got out of there before Tallulah and Katie got back home. We got it back to the Bunker and after a lot of discussion decided that it would be better if Otis Bubba, Ringo and Wilson would reprogram it so it would kiss the girls and instead of us.

The girls came back home from their shopping and saw the big mess and the GOAT tracks. They felt real bad because they were accusing us of doing all the damage. MOL So they decided to bake us a bunch of goodies to make up for being so mean to us! hahaha.

We all decided to get some sleep and Ringo, Wilson and Otis Bubba would finish reprogramming the Kissing Machine the next day. After everyone was asleep, Ringo and Webster got back up and went down to the water where the Kissing Machine was. Webster had the great idea that they wanted to work on before the rest of us woke up. They cut, hammered, sawed and painted most of the night until they finished their secret project and then crept back into bed to wait for morning when the rest of us got up to see what they did. When the rest of us saw it we couldn't believe our eyes, it looked just like Wilson! Now all that needed to be done was the rest of the reprogramming.

The next night was Sassy's birthday party so we all stayed out of trouble for a change.

Tater's Birthday and the Girls Surf and Turf!

Tater's Birthday is next Thursday so we decided to celebrate Saturday night, the same day the girls were having their Turf and Surf. The Bunker was bustling all day with activity, everyone was getting ready to raid the Turf and Surf party and Hambone and I were busy decorating for Tater's party.

While we were waiting for Tater to arrive we could smell the charcoal aroma coming from the girls BBQ grill, boy did it smell good! By the time Tater got there we were all sitting with little puddles at our feet in anticipation of the steak and shrimp we were going to sneak in and take.

When we built the Dream House for the girls we also built a small trap door in the back that leads into the cupboard, Stinky Pete, Otis Bubba, Hambone and I have no trouble getting in and out there but the bigger guys have to suck in and squeeze to get through it. Tonight we planned to use the trap door to get in and get the food Katie and Tallulah were serving their guests.

We smaller guys went in and were going to hand the food up through the trap door to the others but Wilson decided to come down too. Being as quiet as we could we started handing the food up through the trap door to Ringo and Webster. Clyde was keeping an eye on Katie and Tallulah so he could alert us if they started heading for the kitchen. Just as we passed the last of the food through the trap door Katie thought she heard something. Wilson started to panic and shake which made noise. We all quickly ran into the cupboard and out the trap door except Wilson who was frozen in fear! Katie started heading for the kitchen to see what the commotion was but thinking fast Stinky Pete quickly ran to the front door and knocked. Tallulah answered the door and Katie was still heading for the kitchen. Stinky Pete finally gets Katie's attention just as she was about to open the kitchen door. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Wilson was still in a panic. He finally got to the trap door but got stuck halfway through! I ran back into the kitchen with a bungee rope and helped tie it around Wilson's waist so we could pull him up through the trap door. We all started pulling on the rope trying to get Wilson unstuck. Well Wilson finally broke loose and went flying all the way to the duck pond in the park on the other side of the block! They all ran out through the trap door just as Katie came through the kitchen door and noticed that all of their food was gone. I didn't make it and was hiding in the cupboard when I heard her yelling Wilson's name, she was sure he was the one that stole all the food. As luck would have it when I was crawling out the trap door there was a big old dead rat laying by the house. Thinking fast I grabbed the rat and ran back through the trap door through the kitchen and into the living doom just in time to see Katie and Tallulah were getting ready to run out and find Wilson. I laid the big rat down at their feet and told them that the rat is what did all the damage and ate all the food and they believed me! Then Wilson and Webster came back dripping wet and wrapped in towels from the pond to find out what all the commotion was about, they told Katie and Tallulah that they were swimming and heard them calling Wilson's name. Katie and Tallulah finally were convinced that the rat did all the damage and ate all the food!

We ran back to the Bunker just in time to see Tater arriving for his Birthday party. I lit the grill and while we were waiting for the steaks and shrimp to cook we all toasted Tater, sang Happy Birthday and toasted Sweet Cherry because it was her 6 month anniversary of becoming an angel. Then the steaks were ready and we ate and ate until we all felt like we were going to bust. It was now time to give Tater his birthday present, we got him his very own fire truck so he doesn't have to use his mama's truck and more. We all went out and piled into the truck and Tater gave us a ride. We drove by the girls place to see if they wanted a ride too, but no one was home, so we just drove around and everyone got a chance to ring the bell on the truck. We finally went back to the Bunker, talked a little while and then we all headed off to bed.

The rest of the week was pretty quiet, we discussed building a party room by the garage so that the boys and girls can get together if they want to and when to have our kissing booth and we decided to have a Luau this coming Saturday!

There was one incident when Roxie Doxie snuck into the bunker and kissed Wilson, boy was he upset!

The Luau!

Everyone has been bustling about getting ready for the Luau tonight. Hambone and I dug the pit for the pig roast, Otis Bubba helped Hambone haul in the food for appetizers and the Pina Catladas and Stinky Pete got some Hawaiian music playing down by the pool. We lit the Tiki lanterns and the pit and sat around the pool sipping our drinks and just enjoying the evening. After we ate and were relaxing again the hula dancers that we hired showed up. We'd all had a few drinks under our belts and got brave enough to try hula dancing with them. then we played a little ring toss and at the end of the evening we all gathered together for a group picture. Clyde, Tater and Spuds couldn't make it to the luau so Ringo ran and got some cardboard cutouts of them so they could be in the picture too, even the hula dancers agreed to be in the picture with us. By this time everyone was getting tired so we crawled into our hammocks and went to sleep for the night. It was a great party and no one got in trouble!

Ringo couldn't sleep so he got up and decided that as long as he was awake he'd clean up the mess so Cherry wouldn't have to. He was in a playful mood so he thought he'd play a trick on the girls. He took the cardboard cutout of Wilson to the Dream House and taped it on the inside of the door facing out so it looked like Wilson standing there looking out the window of the door.

The next day Wilson was walking by and saw himself looking out of the window of the dream house. He ran inside and tried to take it down but Ringo had used so much duct tape that Wilson couldn't get it loose. So he ran and got some paint and started painting over it. He was so nervous that he was in a panic, he heard a little noise and accidentally spilled the paint all over the living room and curtains. In and even bigger panic he quickly changed the cutout to look like Billy the goat and ran out of the Dream House leaving blue foot prints all over the house and all the way to the Bunker. He got to the Bunker and told Stinky Pete, Otis Bubba and Cletis what happened. Cletis went with Wilson to help him get the paint off his paws, and Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba went over to the Dream House to try to clean up the mess. Stinky Pete and Otis Bubba got the paint cleaned up off the floor and brought the curtains back to the Bunker to see if they could get them clean. Otis Bubba took the curtains down to the pool to soak them, hoping that the chlorine in the water would help get the paint out.

In the meantime Wilson is back at the Bunker trying to figure out how he's going to get himself out of this mess with the girls. While he was thinking about it he happened to look out the window and saw the neighbor Marylou sitting on a bench outside. Suddenly he had an idea, he grabbed the paintbrush with the blue paint on it and a piece of leftover coconut pie and ran out the door. He told Marylou to close her eyes because he had a surprise for her, he gently painted her paws blue, tells her she can open her eyes, quickly hands her the piece of pie, and runs as fast as he can back to the Bunker.

After awhile Otis Bubba goes back to the pool to get the curtains and sees that the paint didn't come out. Just as they decided that they were going to have to buy new curtains for the Dream House, Cherry came by with some peanut butter cookies, greenies and some Shout! Otis Bubba sprayed the curtains and took them back to the pool to soak. After awhile he went back to get them and was happy to see the paint was gone. He hung them up to dry. After they were dry he and Wilson took them back to the Dream House and hung them back on the windows. Before they left they decided to check the kitchen for goodies. Tallulah hadn't been baking in a while so they checked to see what was in the freezer and hit the jackpot! Otis Bubba brought his wagon to haul the curtains in so they quickly loaded the wagon with food from the freezer and took it back to the Bunker. Katie and Tallulah came home and found all their food gone, Tallulah was not happy because now she had to cook the stuff all over again.

Wilson had been trying to get Webster to get a bike for quite a while and Webster had been checking eBay for one but couldn't find one that would fit him. Well on Wednesday August 22nd mom surprised Webster with a custom bike. He was so excited he went riding around on it right away. Wilson saw him on it and got all excited but Webster found out it didn't fit right and they had to send it back to the bike shop for some adjustments. He was so disappointed that he couldn't eat and poor Wilson was hyperventilating. Thursday Webster got his bike back. He and Wilson were planning on riding that evening but as luck would have it it started to rain, so now they have to wait until Friday to take their first ride. Now Otis Bubba and Webster are looking for bikes!

Tallulah is baking again! Both Wilson and Stinky Pete came in with lots of yummy stuff to eat today. Stinky Pete also brought a combination lock that he found at the girls place. Wilson said that Sassy brought the lock to the Dream house so they could lock the freezer. Good thing Stinky Pete found it or we wouldn't be able to get into the freezer for all the good stuff Tallulah puts in there!