Hi, fellow cats!

My name is Murphy, and I have a wonderful but somewhat weird family. About 37 times a day, my granny asks me if I’ve pooped. My mommy asks me if I’ve pooped. Sawyer and Percy and Tessa smell me to see if I’ve pooped. Honestly, what is up with that?

They even took me to that mean old lady in that office with the freaky smell who poked at me and prodded and announced that I was completely full of poop! She told my granny she wasn’t crazy, that no, I was not pooping. And she gave her medicine to give me. And I have to eat that slimy stuff off my paw every day, too. Okay, granted, I actually like that stuff, at least the salmon flavored jelly goo. Still…uggh.

I’m actually really healthy. I love to eat. And eat. And eat. I eat fine, and I eat a lot. I also love to play and chase Tessa. The thing is, I’m just too lady-like to poop, and I’m really quite embarrassed to be introducing myself this way. In fact, I can’t believe my mommy is encouraging me to talk about this.

I am really glad to be here on Catster, though, and I hope to make some furry pals, especially ones who understand what it’s like to just not want to share a sand box with two big old oogy boys and a wild child named Tessa. Privacy is underrated, ya know?

Off to eat all the leftover food,
Murphy

TO POOP!

I pooped! Maybe even more than once! My mommy and my granny are on Cloud 9.

I know, I know, humans. What can you say?

I just want to let you kitties know that I am so grateful for the warm welcome I've received. I've made lots of friends already, and you're all so nice! Thanks for the pmails and treats and everything. *blush* I'm so happy I found this place!

Meow for now,
Murphy

Prezzies!

I am so excited! Yesterday me and Sawyer got presents in the mail from our Auntie Skyler. But our mean mommy stuck them under the tree and said we can't open them to Christmas! Hmmmmppppfff!

Hey, I wonder if we can open them somehow without her knowing...

I probably should report that I have been pooping pretty regularly now! My mommy and granny do a happy dance pretty much every day because of it. Good grief!

I'm pretty sure it's my beautiful Rosette, five paws and all these treats that all you wonderful kitties are leaving me! Thanks so much for everything, everykitty! I hope you have lots of prezzies under your tree tempting you right now, too!

Meow later,
Murphy

Tag Team

I've been helping Tessa harass Sawyer! We've been having the best time ganging up on him. My mommy says it's funny coz both of us combined hanging off his side are still only about 3/4 of his size!

Other than that, I'm being a really good girl. Santa Paws is coming, and I'm hoping he brings me lots of goodies for my first Christmas with my new family!

Empty boxes and ribbons and bows would be extra nice!

Meow later,
Murphy

Simply having a Meowy Christmastime!

I just wanted to wish you all a very very Meowy, joyful and purrs-ful Christmas!

I want to say thank you and an especially Meowy Christmas to the creators of Catster, too! What an incredible, fun, magical place you've created for all us kitties!

I hope you all get lots of toys today!

Peace and joy,
Murphy

Purry new year!

Purry New Year, everykitty!

I wanted to stop napping long enough to wish you the pawsitively best for the coming new year! I hope it's a healthy happy one for one and all!

I can't wait for midnight! I'm gonna pop the cork off some catnip and romp and play 'til the wee hours!

Back to resting up for the big event!
Murphy

Good grief!

I swear my poop medicine is multiplying. The more I take, the more there seems to be. I'm never gonna finish that bottle of goo!

The good thing I suppose is that I did poop this morning. So I guess it's working. *sarcastic growl* My belly has gone from looking like a beach ball to looking like a watermelon.

My mommy FINALLY went back to that place she usually goes every day. Finally, some peace and quiet for us kitts! She was all whiny about it this morning, though. I told her hey, at least she doesn't have to choke down poop medicine.

Wishing a med-free day for you all,
Murphy

I gave in...a little!

I slept on my mommy's lap the other night! I actually sprawled across it and went to sleep. I even purred! What can I say? Sometimes you just gotta give in and toss them a treat. MOL

We're trying new food. Our old food stunk so bad it made our furless humans dry heave and ask us such stupid questions as "How can you eat something that smells like that?" We can only hope it helps Sawyer with his gas! Hoo-boy can he clear the room!

Uh-oh! Sawyer heard me say that...gotta RUN!
Murphy

Oh Poopy Day

Dear Cat, if I EVER finish this poop medicine, I'm sending everycat on earth a giant box of catnip.

Well...I'll wish I could send everycat a giant box of catnip anyway.

Hope you're having a purrfect day!
Murphy

What a weekend!

Hi, everycat!

I had such a pawsome weekend that I just hafta share!

I worked a jigsaw puzzle! Well...some might say I unworked it. I'm gonna post pictures of me with the puzzle!

I also got to go out in the back yard for the first time. We have a fenced in yard, so it's safe for us kitties. I actually climbed down the steps off the porch and onto the grass! I didn't go any further than that, but it was so much fun! I'm gonna get to go out again soon.

Hope you have a purrfect day!
Murphy