First Kiss

I got my first kiss! From a very handsome cutie named Caviar! RELAX! He's just a furrriend! I'm too young to date. But I love kisses! Meowmy let my brofur, Sausage, put fun stuff on our pages, like my kissing booth! Sausage has a guest book, instead of a kissing booth, though (chicken!). I keep telling him furrriends kiss each other hello all the time! He's just so SHY! Meowmy also gave us more photos, so make sure you click on My CatsterPlus Photo Album! And we both get to write diaries!

Happy 2008! We have lots of treats to give, so if you are in need just let us know!

Purrs!

I Had A Dream!

No, not the MLK kind! Sheesh! I'm a CAT fur paws sake! Anypoo, I have to write down this dream. It was PAWSOME at furrst & then turned bad. According to Meowmy, I was having one heck of a dream some time in the early hours of the morning. Long befur Meowmy had to get up. *giggles* I was chirping and running in place, and kept rubbing at my face. I didn't even wake up when Meowmy petted me. Then all of a sudden, I let out a loud puff and calmed down. Meowmy waited fur a few minutes to see if it would resume. Then she noticed the tip of my Gene Simmons tongue was hanging out, but I was breathing normally so she wasn't worried. Just when she thought it was safe to go back to sleep, I woke up with a start, head up looking all around with my eyes open wide like I didn't know where I was. And then I looked at Meowmy. I looked long & hard at Meowmy. I looked at Meowmy like she was a pork chop. In fact, I saw Meowmy as a pork chop. Actually, I didn't see Meowmy at all. I saw a pork chop. In bed. I thought I was in heaven. Pork chops in bed! Oh, Meowmy, you're the best! I got up drooling & purring to make nice to my pork chop, so it wouldn't be scared during its demise. I went straight to the pork chop, closed my eyes so it couldn't read my intentions & started giving it big slurpy licks, and eventually started to nibble on the pork chop, since it appeared at ease. And lo & behold - the pork chop giggled. IT GIGGLED. I don't know about you, but my meat has nevfur giggled. None of my food has evfur giggled. I opened my eyes & in horror saw it was really Meowmy! It wasn't a pork chop affurall! I TRIED TO EAT MY MEOWMY! OMC, I was so distraught I immediately hunkered down & started kneading & purring Meowmy so she would know how sorry I was. She petted me & giggled and asked me if I thought she was a pork chop. How did she know I was dreaming about a pork chop??? I mean, yes I give Meowmy facials in the morning when the alarm goes off, but I've NEVFUR tried to eat her! And I'm awake when I give her facials. What if I go to sleep tonight & try to eat her again??? Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! I'm so distraught ovfur this dream! I'm going to go knead Meowmy like bread now. That'll make me feel better...I hope! Later, diary...

I Got Tagged!!!

I got tagged by Heckyl & Odie (Odie-L-Aye-Eeeee-Ooooo)!

Here are the rules of the game! Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary or send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 facts about me

1. I SCREAM fur Meowmy when I don't know where she is, until she calls to me.

2. I love to give Meowmy facials - I lick the eyelids, tips of the nose, cheeks, mouth, evfurrywhere!

3. I have several distinctly diffurrent meows 3 of which do NOT sound feline. Those are my baby scream, my quack, and I make the sound a baby alligator makes, if you've evfur heard one.

4. I'm polydactyl and it makes me walk & run funny.

5. I love to burrow under the covfurs & when Meowmy tries to block me, cuz she thinks that's funny, I start to paw at them like a dog digging a hole - real fast with my front paws until I get an opening, and then burrow forcefully with my head.

6. I come when Meowmy calls me.

7. I use my paws like hooman hands, thanks to my extra toes.



I'm tagging :

Lucy http://www.catster.com/cats/566057

Benny Grunch http://www.catster.com/cats/512353

Bitsy http://www.catster.com/cats/691564

Jelly http://www.catster.com/cats/604876

Galin http://www.catster.com/cats/612635

Mojo http://www.catster.com/cats/657398

Oreo http://www.catster.com/cats/649307

Tagged Again!!

I got tagged again! This time by Livia & Angel Pie Joe! Yippee! This is fun!

Here are the rules of the game! Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary or send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 facts about me

1. I am known as Queen Kneady! I knead & knead & knead & knead - well, you get the idea.

2. The white patch on my chest is heart-shaped!

3. I like to gently pat Meowmy on the face with my paws.

4. I'm very clumsy. I literally keep my eye on the toy & lose all sense of surroundings.

5. Sometimes I forget to swallow when I'm purring and little pools of drool form.

6. So far, I'm afraid of all male hoomans. They don't even have to speak!

7. If Meowmy doesn't put the toilet seat down, I've been known to drink out of it.



I'm tagging :

Jilly http://www.catster.com/cats/704351

Leila http://www.catster.com/cats/656397

Macchiato http://www.catster.com/cats/656392

Minnie http://www.catster.com/cats/241841

Oreo http://www.catster.com/cats/685231

Smoochie Girl http://www.catster.com/cats/618010

Little Jack http://www.catster.com/cats/546773

Inexcusable behavior

Today, I and my buddy George received extremely hostile pmails with very disparaging remarks. These pmails were completely undeserved, uncalled for, unjustified, unwarranted, and out of the blue. My furmily & George's furmily have NEVER been disrespectful, rude or negative in any way to any Catster member, and would never dream of being that way to anyone & to receive these pmails absolutely shocks us. It angered my brofur Sausage SO much, he wrote about it in his diary - go ahead & read his entry, too.

This site very clearly is to be for fun & friendly use, and any Catster member who cannot abide by that should keep solely to themselves or get off the site. When my Meowmy reminded this user that "Catster Messaging is a new feature meant for fun and friendly use. If you experience any problems, have any suggestions, or witness any inappropriate usage, drop us a line and let us know", the pmails conveniently stopped, so the excuse that it "wasn't really them" seems very fishy (along with some other obvious facts about the pmails from them). Now this hostile member is pulling excuses out of the air about who and how these pmails were sent, and none of the excuses are making sense. Absolutely NONE of it is adding up. These pmails were obviously deliberate and no amount of apologies is going to make up for these pmails.

We found out about George because my Meowmy asked another purrs Meowmy fur advice regarding this horrible pmail & lo and behold, George's Meowmy told us he was attacked too! Then as our Meowmies spoke to one another, it became very clear that these hostile pmails were not accidental, or unintentional. When my Meowmy was on the phone with the other Meowmy, and they were filling each other in about the rude pmails & who they were from, 2 and 2 started coming together, and it became all too clear that these pmails were deliberate and intentional. I don't feel it is appropriate to name the purrs/users in question here, but it will be taken up with Catster HQ. Meowmy was hoping this wouldn't have to be the case, but obviously some hoomans are not capable of letting purrs have innocent fun on-line, and in the end this hooman's purrs are the ones that may have to pay the price because of their own owner's inability to interract properly, respectfully & within the guidelines of Catster; in other words, because of their own owner's inability to play nice.

Sincerely,
~Meatball

And again! TAGGED!!

I got tagged again! This time by Ticialicious!

Here are the rules of the game! Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary or send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 facts about me

1. My original name, before I went to live with Meowmy, was "Ricky". Newsflash to my previous pink monkey(s) - I'm a GIRL!

2. Every night after Meowmy turns off the lights, Sausage & I run around like crazy, and I always, Always, ALWAYS end it by literally flying spread-eagle up onto the bed & landing on some part of Meowmy every time. Then we commence with a paw slapping fight. *giggles*

3. What's left of my tail goes off at a 45 degree angle when I hold it up "straight".

4. I can unroll sushi with my paws to get to the fish. Now if I could only learn to roll it back up, so Meowmy wouldn't notice...

5. The ONLY voice I will respond to is Meowmy's.

6. I've been known to bite Meowmy's butt if she doesn't pay attention to me when she's sitting or exercising on the floor.

7. I love my Meowmy.



I'm tagging :

George http://www.catster.com/cats/657089

Romeow http://www.catster.com/cats/384705

Anubis Rex "THE BUNNY" http://www.catster.com/cats/296194

Laurie http://www.catster.com/cats/574745

Bella http://www.catster.com/cats/531981

Isabelle http://www.catster.com/cats/710378

Sir Salem http://www.catster.com/cats/673158

GOTCHA DAY!!

*claps her little extra-toed paws together & jumps up & down*

It's our Gotcha Day today! Mine & Sausage's! We've owned Meowmy fur 2 years today!!! We are so furry happy we took her in! So FURRY happy! She is one lucky pink monkey!!!

And she showed her appreciation like a good Meowmy! We each got our OWN boogie mat, since some purr gave birth to a fur log on the old one...I'm not gonna say who it was, but it wasn't me. We also got MORE toys! Meowmy's addicted to buying toys fur us. She jokes about needing an intervention. We find no humor in that. We do NOT want Meowmy cured of this addiction. It is a good addiction to have. And the bestest surprise was homemade chicken & egg meatballs!!! YUMMY!!!! And they were itty bitty teensy weensy kitty-bite-sized meatballs!!

Meowmy done good at showing she loves us & is thankful fur all we do fur her & appreciates the home we have given her. Good Meowmy! Good girl! Think I'll go make biscuits out of her armpit again.

MTYL diary!

Tagged! Again! 4th time!

I got tagged again! Fur the 4th time! (Go read the previous 3 times, too) This time by Galin & Mojo!

Here are the rules of the game! Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to purr them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary or send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

7 facts about me

1. O-R-E-O is my bestest furrriend! Check her out! http://www.catster.com/cats/649307

2. I am microchipped, but Meowmy will still hurt any pink monkey that allows me to escape to the outdoors because I am totally ignorant of the outdoors and would be lost furever.

3. I am the feline version of a Hoover vaccuum cleaner. I will eat ANYTHING & EVFURRYTHING. Meowmy is surprised I don't oink.

4. I love to give kisses! *blows a kiss to the pink monkey*

5. I am bratty. Meowmy knows it & says so, but thinks it's still cute so I think I'll keep being a brat.

6. I sleep like a rock. Meowmy actually checks to make sure I'm still breathing sometimes!

7. My butt smells. *giggles* Even though it's clean!

I am tagging...

Wicked Black http://www.catster.com/cats/710202

Catmander Teal'c http://www.catster.com/cats/334438

Clarence http://www.catster.com/cats/709625

Meribell http://www.catster.com/cats/655669

Joey http://www.catster.com/cats/658319

Lily http://www.catster.com/cats/647722

Elmer http://www.catster.com/cats/304923

Bra'tac http://www.catster.com/cats/334444

Vacation?

Meowmy tricked me today. Said we were going to the island. I got all happy and packed a bag, complete with Hello Kitty bathing suit, Hello Kitty towel & Hello Kitty water wings. But the island she was referring to was The Island of Dr. Moreau! Sure, she calls me lil piggy, but I didn't think she was serious!!! At least I'm not alone. My furriends Odie, Bear, Lucy, Aislin, Galin, Poo, Logan, and even my BESTEST furriend O-R-E-O and my brofur Sausage all were subjects of Dr. Moreau! You can see the Island pics below!

This condition better reverse itself SOON. In the meantime, I am laying the guilt trip on Meowmy BIG TIME. OMC, now is NOT the time to offer me PORK CHOPS Meowmy, affur you've turned me into a piglet! What is WRONG with you! *Squeals, gives Meowmy the curly tail, and waddles out of the room* Talk to the hoof, Meowmy, talk to the hoof!

Aislin

Bear

Poo

Odie

Meatball

O-R-E-O

Sausage

Lucy

Galin

Logan

No, I'M IT!

*giggles* I have been tagged by my furriend Shadow!

I have to list 4 things of each of the four categories below & then tag 4 furriends, and they have to do the same (and so on, and so on, and so on). Here goes:

The 4 jobs I have.

1. Being cute.
2. Eating.
3. Sleeping.
4. Giving Meowmy facials.

The 4 places I have lived or stayed at

1. Pluto.
2. Previous owner.
3. Shelter/Foster (abandoned during Hurricane Katrina)
4. With my Meowmy! *happy sigh*

The 4 places I would rather be
1. With Meowmy.
2. With Meowmy.
3. With Meowmy.
4. With Meowmy.


Now I am tagging 4 furriends:
Morticia
Athena
Catalina
and my bestest furriend O-R-E-O!